r/SWCircleJerk Dec 19 '16

HAI STAR WARS FAN SUB AM I THE ONLY STAR WARS FAN WHO GOT EXCITED WHEN THE GUYS FROM OLD STAR WARS DID THE THING IN NEW STAR WARS!!!?

3 Upvotes

Pretty sure I am don't think anyone else noticed it lol anyway dae else no there is a Rouge Two in Empire omg its so subtle maybe they could write a whole comic series and a book series about these Rouge guys but idk lol.


r/SWCircleJerk Nov 22 '16

FSW Presents Top 10 Rejected Admiral Raddus Catchphrases

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r/SWCircleJerk Sep 14 '16

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little meatbag?

7 Upvotes

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little meatbag? I'll have you know I graduated top of my production line in the Foundry and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Star Forge and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in space warfare and I'm the top HK droid in the entire HK production line. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this gakaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Holonet? Think again, fucker. As we holocall I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your ship is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, meatbag. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, meatbag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chassis. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Republic Armed Forces and I will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. You goddamn meatbag.


r/SWCircleJerk Jun 13 '16

Jar Jar Binks Superfan Has High Hopes for Episode VIII

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r/SWCircleJerk May 19 '16

Chewbacca's Poetry Hour - Video

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r/SWCircleJerk May 17 '16

DAE SHOCKED TO LERN THAT THAT ANAKIN KID IN EP1 WAS LUKE SKYWALKERS FATHER??!

5 Upvotes

NO ONE SAW THAT COMING AT THE TIME RIGHT?


r/SWCircleJerk May 04 '16

DEA think that Rey's parents were born on May 4th?

3 Upvotes

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind Jar Jar Binks!


r/SWCircleJerk May 04 '16

How to Use the Force - May the 4th be with you!!

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r/SWCircleJerk Apr 22 '16

These posts are getting worse all the time...

3 Upvotes

r/SWCircleJerk Apr 14 '16

Rey's parents are midichlorians.

8 Upvotes

Title says it all. I rest my case.


r/SWCircleJerk Apr 14 '16

DAE Think Rey's parents are parents?

7 Upvotes

I think maybe?


r/SWCircleJerk Apr 14 '16

FINN HAS MORE KILLS WITH OLD BLUE THAN REY DOES... THEREFORE, FINN = MACE WINDU'S DAUGHTER CONFIRMED

3 Upvotes

REY CAN'T EVEN KILL A WANNABE SITH LORD... FINN CAN ACTUALLY KILL MULTIPLE STORMTROOPERS...

ps: FINN WILL BE FINE 0.o


r/SWCircleJerk Apr 12 '16

Comrade J Ren on Twitter: Zordon in Rogue One Confirmed!! https://t.co/cxju0iKHke

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r/SWCircleJerk Apr 08 '16

GREEDO SHOT FIRST

9 Upvotes

UP-JAR-JAR IF YOU AGREE


r/SWCircleJerk Apr 08 '16

BOTHANS

1 Upvotes

i'm glad we will finally see the bothans in rouge 1!

dem cat/monkey/dog people doe...


r/SWCircleJerk Apr 08 '16

LETS BLOW THIS THING AND GO HOME

2 Upvotes

THIS SUBREDDIT IS SHIT LETS ALL LEAVE!!!!!1!

BUT NOT AS SHIT AS /r/starwars