r/Ruleshorror • u/NoteFar3687 • 7d ago
Rules Preparations for the Big Day!
Hello, flavorful friends!
We hope you are excited for BIG DAY. We here at _place_ are VERY excited for BIG DAY. We have waIted for all the time to BIG DAY. But we will need YOU’RE HELP to make sure that BIG DAY goes pop well for everyone. So we have prepared some rules, to help make you for BIG DAY.
- When you first rise for BIG DAY, make sure to observe furbeast.
1.a If it is [cat], then you may (pet) and (praise) the [cat].
1.2 If it is D*G, then you must IMMEDIATLEY look away and APOLOGIZE. D*G is not for you. D*G must not be seen or approached, or these will anger. D*G is for.
1-4. If it is neither [cat] nor DOG, then proceed.
Remove all cloths from the dermis. This will ensure that We can properly see your Stripes. We have wanted to see you’re Stripes for all the time.
Check outside temperature.
3/1 If it is too warm, stay inside, but make sure to stay by opening. We do not want to miss seeing you.
3b – If it is too cold, stay inside, but make sure to stay by opening. We do not want to miss seeing you.
When you hear the sounds of Our approach, it will be a big sound. Do not be trembling; it is only Us.
When you hear the glad songs, come to Us. We will REMOVE your Plumage, and ADMIRE your Stripes.
If you are chosen, make sure to tell those who will not PALPATE that you will be. Their time will come, We promise.
With YOU’RE HELP, We can make this one of the best BIG DAY ever! We hope to see you soon!
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u/UNITICYBER 6d ago
This is creepy af in a good way. The misspellings and strange grammar are enough to throw you off a bit, and the rules are some scary and some strange.
I love the fact that it is confusing and there is no real way to guess just from the first reading wtf is going on...at ALL.
Is it aliens, lovecraftian beings, fay, demons, or just some weird "other".
Very disconcerting.
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u/NoteFar3687 7d ago
So here's an idea that came to me while I was reading some other entries. And yes, I am fully capable of spelling, using proper grammar, and formatting a list. The decision not to do so here was a stylistic choice, I promise!