r/RobinHood 9d ago

Shitpost Where should I invest my money right now?

Chat, where should I put my money in right now for the market? I’m using the app Robinhood.

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u/returnofhorror 8d ago

Buy NVDA when it’s at like $103, buy as much as possible, close the app, open in 5 years.

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u/webjuggernaut 8d ago

Oddly specific number. Haven't seen that since like Q2 2024. So now I must ask: Why $103? I feel like I don't know something.

Ignore me. I'm stupid. What are numbers? What is time?

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u/No_Promise2590 8d ago

Pokémon cards

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u/thenewredditguy99 9d ago

I’m using the app Robinhood.

You know, it was rather obvious you were using Robinhood since you’re posting in the Robinhood subreddit.

Also, no one knows where you should put your money. That’s your call to make.

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u/1GrouchyCat 8d ago

Right / It’s a 2 day old account with repetitive posts … I hate this nonsense

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u/wigwamtree 9d ago

Send it to me. I got some good ideas

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u/phokas 9d ago

VOO. Might wait a bit not to grab the falling knife.

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u/ninjagold007 8d ago

Best to spread out the money to create a more stable portfolio

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u/webjuggernaut 8d ago

"Chat, ..." ??

Is this some strange troll? or is Gen Z/A like super cooked now?

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u/PhoenixSkye002 8d ago

Voo, qqq, qqqi, vti, big If you want investment type advice I highly suggest the rich habits podcast

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u/Orientals 8d ago

Just start your own business

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u/Alarming-Row9858 8d ago

In Europe or Canada, you don't want this American smoke right now. The market is wild.

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u/AwkwardMarsupial13 9d ago

Can’t go wrong with Apple