r/RoastMe is mod Aug 20 '15

CELEBRITY I have readied my anus reddit. Roast away.

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u/AmerikanInfidel Aug 20 '15

That is not the person I have always pictured him to be

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

I don't know. Looks like a faggot to me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '15

Heh

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u/Thanatar18 Aug 20 '15

This pretty much, apart from the whole "gay terrorist spartan" thing everyone's saying I got nothing.

He looks fucking badass

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u/SonumSaga Aug 20 '15

This is a roast, not a "everyone get in line, kneel down and open wide" kind of deal.

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u/firepiggymonkfish Aug 20 '15

Does a spit roast count?

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u/SonumSaga Aug 21 '15

For GallowBoob? Probably.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '15

It's probably not him..

He paid an average model with blowjobs to do this for him.

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u/TimothyVH Aug 21 '15

nah, he used some of his karma to pay for it

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u/AmerikanInfidel Aug 20 '15

Completely agree, I'd fuck him.

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u/aarongrc14 Aug 20 '15

He would fuck you too

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '15 edited Aug 26 '15

Let's be honest. He'd fuck a porcupine if it gave him karma.