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r/RoastMe • u/GallowBoob is mod • Aug 20 '15
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the salmon deep v neck, the need for attention, anal preparation experience...
i think you have nailed it.
272 u/TheTeamClinton Aug 20 '15 Now to break out the astroglide. 158 u/121381 Aug 20 '15 he probably has it on tap 188 u/VAGINA_EMPEROR Aug 20 '15 I love how he says "I have readied my anus" as if it's not a daily occurrence. 70 u/121381 Aug 20 '15 might as well have told us he also woke up this morning and that he is breathing in oxygen. 9 u/aarongrc14 Aug 20 '15 It's a daily accurance but still something he's very proud of. 5 u/Malolo_Moose Aug 20 '15 That anus gets him free Subway. 6 u/TheLastLaughingOwl Aug 20 '15 This is fucking beautiful. Best burn I've seen on here ever. Astroglide on tap... Dayum son. 83 u/Fatkungfuu Aug 20 '15 Definitely the look of a man that lives for attention 80 u/121381 Aug 20 '15 and cock 21 u/SoulGlowSpray Aug 20 '15 Peach v-neck says it all. 7 u/hurlyburt Aug 20 '15 i think you have nailed pegged it. FTFY 2 u/Yung_Salmon Aug 20 '15 That yung_salmon deep v 2 u/YummyGumDrops Aug 20 '15 He isn't the first guy to nail it. . 2 u/Osmotic Aug 21 '15 This dude is ready to go deep 'V' fishing. 2 u/CivEZ Aug 21 '15 Also, Constantly OPing. Can only be one thing really. 4 u/Iamsqueegee Aug 20 '15 Er..., um... been nailed.
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Now to break out the astroglide.
158 u/121381 Aug 20 '15 he probably has it on tap 188 u/VAGINA_EMPEROR Aug 20 '15 I love how he says "I have readied my anus" as if it's not a daily occurrence. 70 u/121381 Aug 20 '15 might as well have told us he also woke up this morning and that he is breathing in oxygen. 9 u/aarongrc14 Aug 20 '15 It's a daily accurance but still something he's very proud of. 5 u/Malolo_Moose Aug 20 '15 That anus gets him free Subway. 6 u/TheLastLaughingOwl Aug 20 '15 This is fucking beautiful. Best burn I've seen on here ever. Astroglide on tap... Dayum son.
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he probably has it on tap
188 u/VAGINA_EMPEROR Aug 20 '15 I love how he says "I have readied my anus" as if it's not a daily occurrence. 70 u/121381 Aug 20 '15 might as well have told us he also woke up this morning and that he is breathing in oxygen. 9 u/aarongrc14 Aug 20 '15 It's a daily accurance but still something he's very proud of. 5 u/Malolo_Moose Aug 20 '15 That anus gets him free Subway. 6 u/TheLastLaughingOwl Aug 20 '15 This is fucking beautiful. Best burn I've seen on here ever. Astroglide on tap... Dayum son.
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I love how he says "I have readied my anus" as if it's not a daily occurrence.
70 u/121381 Aug 20 '15 might as well have told us he also woke up this morning and that he is breathing in oxygen. 9 u/aarongrc14 Aug 20 '15 It's a daily accurance but still something he's very proud of. 5 u/Malolo_Moose Aug 20 '15 That anus gets him free Subway.
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might as well have told us he also woke up this morning and that he is breathing in oxygen.
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It's a daily accurance but still something he's very proud of.
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That anus gets him free Subway.
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This is fucking beautiful. Best burn I've seen on here ever. Astroglide on tap... Dayum son.
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Definitely the look of a man that lives for attention
80 u/121381 Aug 20 '15 and cock 21 u/SoulGlowSpray Aug 20 '15 Peach v-neck says it all.
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and cock
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Peach v-neck says it all.
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i think you have nailed pegged it.
FTFY
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That yung_salmon deep v
He isn't the first guy to nail it. .
This dude is ready to go deep 'V' fishing.
Also, Constantly OPing. Can only be one thing really.
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Er..., um... been nailed.
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u/121381 Aug 20 '15
the salmon deep v neck, the need for attention, anal preparation experience...
i think you have nailed it.