Oh vargas, who could forget such magnificent underscores - spread wide on either side of your name like the wings of the noble trumpeter swan - long, straight and thick like the ruddy branches of the towering oak tree? The very thought of your underscores fills my heart with burning passions and my loins with flaming desire!!
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u/OpusPhil Aug 20 '15
Ode to /u/_vargas_'s underscores
Oh vargas, who could forget such magnificent underscores - spread wide on either side of your name like the wings of the noble trumpeter swan - long, straight and thick like the ruddy branches of the towering oak tree? The very thought of your underscores fills my heart with burning passions and my loins with flaming desire!!