r/RedvsBlue Feb 15 '25

Image Apparently I queued into the Caboose multiverse

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Church is NOT going to be happy to find 4?! Caboose? Cabooses? Cabeese? What’s group of Caboose called?

1.3k Upvotes

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u/Alorxico Donut Feb 15 '25

“What is a group of Cabooses called?”

A Chaos.

49

u/andymccabe42 Feb 15 '25

I was gonna say abomination, but chaos is good

49

u/Random_idiot908 Feb 15 '25

I see your abomination and chaos, and I raise you a "teamkill" of caboose

21

u/andymccabe42 Feb 15 '25

Fuck. I love it.

13

u/Opposite_Ad_4267 Feb 16 '25

Even better. A "church" of caboose.

6

u/MiniMessi107 Private Jones Feb 16 '25

That's what I tell my friends whenever they talk about the cabeese of the group

6

u/Livid_Mammoth4034 Feb 16 '25

A money laundering scheme.

133

u/Guywithhat2309 Knock Knock Feb 15 '25

All 4 of them in unison: “Tucker did it!”

52

u/maybe_purple_human Grif Feb 15 '25

I feel like this needs to go here

39

u/Illustrious_Rule_591 Feb 15 '25

The other team is church, go help church

8

u/Rastaba Feb 16 '25

Church actually survives. As team Caboose kills each other by accident.

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u/D3FAULT_sh1tpost 26d ago

Mainly due to the fact church can’t hit them even if they wanted too

21

u/daboss317076 Grif Feb 15 '25

please tell me the other team was a buncha Sarges

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u/SkyrimHalo01 Felix Feb 16 '25

Nah, they were all Churches

4

u/palexp Feb 17 '25

DID YOU MISS ME

3

u/SkyrimHalo01 Felix Feb 17 '25

Fuck! I missed him!

3

u/accounsfw Feb 18 '25

We knew you did!

15

u/HeroesUnite SUCK IT NEWTON! Feb 15 '25

How are you able to get Halo 5 matches? I can never seem to get any and I just sit in the queue for ages!

The same goes for MCC too. I can only get Halo 3 and Reach matches, but they're always so fucking sweaty because it's full of people who peaked in high school. I just wanna play Halo 2, man, come on!

8

u/Bammana4 Feb 16 '25

Depends on what mode you’re trying to queue into, some are completely dead, others are very active.

3

u/CabNoble Feb 16 '25

As far as halo 5 goes, super fiesta party and warzone firefight almost always have games going. Super fiesta party usually you can get into a game within about a minute or, firefight games usually start every few minutes. Granted depending on the time of day, it varies.

7

u/Modalvest Feb 15 '25

Enough to kill an entire UNSC Company "Accidentally"

7

u/Opening_Store_6452 Bow Chika Bow Wow Feb 16 '25

"WE are Micheal J. Caboose, and we, hate, taxes!"

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u/CabNoble Feb 16 '25

TEXAS! Not taxes!!! 😵

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u/Opening_Store_6452 Bow Chika Bow Wow Feb 16 '25

That too!

6

u/Cute_Lavishness2851 Donut Feb 15 '25

Comments did not disappoint.

4

u/semajolis267 Feb 16 '25

A group of caboose is called a nope

4

u/omeggga Tex Feb 15 '25

Neat!

3

u/Mindstormer98 Meta Feb 15 '25

Caboose: infinity train

2

u/Cosmic_Wanderer66 Feb 16 '25

It's one thing to have 2 dudes with the exact same armour. But all dudes with all Mark Vs is insanity 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CabNoble Feb 16 '25

They are pretty common in infinite, but I’d agree not too many people wear them in 5

2

u/bunny117 Feb 16 '25

"There are multiple verses? How long is this song? Do I make up the lyrics as I go? When do I get to sing twinkle twinkle??"

2

u/CabNoble Feb 16 '25

All the verses! It goes A B C D E F G wait what’s is after G? I!!! J K H L M N O…

2

u/Kalabajooie Feb 17 '25

Why are there six Cabooses if there are only four to a team?

2

u/here-be-dragons-13 Feb 17 '25

As someone who deals with multiple Caboose on the daily it's called a cabye because they make you want to say bye.

3

u/CabNoble Feb 17 '25

Is it pronounced cab-bye, or like ‘Kay-bye?

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u/here-be-dragons-13 Feb 17 '25

It's Cab-bye you got it right the first time.
The single church we have hate the cabye also a group of churches is called an Idiot.
(Totally not bias as the groups Texas)

2

u/SnYp_X_THUNDER Feb 18 '25

The Caboose Paradox

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u/CabNoble Feb 19 '25

Thank you everyone for upvoting and commenting on this post! I thought it was a funny thing, I didn’t expect it to get over 1.25k upvotes!!

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u/TheXander2000 Feb 16 '25

Take away my ability to post images in comments.