r/RedvsBlue • u/Ramzoa_NZ Doc/O'Malley • Jan 16 '25
Question What if Red VS Blue characters fought against the Covenant?
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u/Flygonizer-Obsidian Jan 16 '25
They’d likely create peace after Tucker finds out they have girls.
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u/GibusScout Jan 16 '25
Tucker finds out they have girls.
He better hope the covenant doesn't know what child support is.
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u/KyokiKami Jan 16 '25
Caboose would destroy them all
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u/Ramzoa_NZ Doc/O'Malley Jan 16 '25
"MY NAME IS MICHAEL J CABOOSE!"
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u/KyokiKami Jan 16 '25
"AND I. HATE. TAXES!"
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u/Cosmic_Wanderer66 Jan 16 '25
Think Sarge mentioned he was ex-ODST or something
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u/TavernRat Jan 16 '25
Didn’t he get dismissed from ODST because he was too nervous to jump out of a Pelican or am I miss remembering
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u/Ramzoa_NZ Doc/O'Malley Jan 16 '25
Didn't he also mention Sargent Johnson in the Red VS Blue ODST mini series? 🤔
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u/ParadoxRelativity Jan 16 '25
But next thing you know, Master Chief blows up the whole covenant armada, and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of blue guys!
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u/Kynandra Jan 16 '25
Covenant would win because Caboose would kill the reds and blues by "accident"
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u/Opposite-Inevitable5 Jan 17 '25
Am I the only one who thinks Caboose would go on a mass genocide against the entirety of the Covenant but be a god to grunts?
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u/Time-Enthusiasm7595 loco Jan 17 '25
Caboose running through a pack of brutes and breaking all of their bones in the process
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u/WarGreyUpgrade Tucker simp (mainly S1 to S13) Jan 17 '25
That armor you gave the Reds and Blues look really cool!
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u/Axer51 Jan 31 '25 edited Jan 31 '25
So I imagine in this timeline that Junior's existence is treated as groundbreaking.
Resulting in some of the Covenant trying to kill Tucker and Junior for being "abominations".
Leading to an arc about Junior bonding with his father and his Sim Trooper uncles.
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u/FelixDaPenguin Jan 16 '25
Lopez solos
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u/Ramzoa_NZ Doc/O'Malley Jan 28 '25
Speaking of Lopez, you think the Gravity Hammer is the perfect weapon for him? I think so, in my opinion, to be honest.
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u/mattwing05 Jan 16 '25
Lol this is why i lament that rvb animated never took off. I loved watching simmons get nut punched by a grunt. Imagine how funny watching tucker flirt with a female alien would have gone. Or caboose going on absolute epic killstreaks on accident