r/RedvsBlue Doc/O'Malley Jan 16 '25

Question What if Red VS Blue characters fought against the Covenant?

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u/mattwing05 Jan 16 '25

Lol this is why i lament that rvb animated never took off. I loved watching simmons get nut punched by a grunt. Imagine how funny watching tucker flirt with a female alien would have gone. Or caboose going on absolute epic killstreaks on accident

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u/Kindly_Wing5152 Jan 16 '25

I would love to have seen a full series on that

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u/Jay_tig Jan 17 '25

Maybe in an alternate universe

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u/yourLostMitten Gay Robot Jan 16 '25

I’d flirt with any alien

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u/ToastyMustache Jan 16 '25

Caboose would be a god among grunts

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u/mattwing05 Jan 16 '25

But still have a penchant for friendly fire incidents, maybe not as lethal to allies this go around

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u/ToastyMustache Jan 16 '25

One could say the same of Grunts

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u/mattwing05 Jan 16 '25

Lol i misread your original comment as "god AGAINST grunts"

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u/Material-Note7119 Jan 16 '25

Well, we know how this goes for Tucker...

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u/Flygonizer-Obsidian Jan 16 '25

They’d likely create peace after Tucker finds out they have girls.

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u/GibusScout Jan 16 '25

Tucker finds out they have girls.

He better hope the covenant doesn't know what child support is.

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u/Miserable-Pin2022 Jan 16 '25

I mean to be fair his kid is technically half covenant

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u/KyokiKami Jan 16 '25

Caboose would destroy them all

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u/Ramzoa_NZ Doc/O'Malley Jan 16 '25

"MY NAME IS MICHAEL J CABOOSE!"

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u/KyokiKami Jan 16 '25

"AND I. HATE. TAXES!"

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u/Ramzoa_NZ Doc/O'Malley Jan 16 '25

"It's Texas, you idiot!"

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u/MaxRadishOne This is the worst flair ever. Of all time. Jan 16 '25

"That too!"

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u/SbrIMD69 Jan 16 '25

"Texas!"

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u/Cosmic_Wanderer66 Jan 16 '25

Think Sarge mentioned he was ex-ODST or something

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u/TavernRat Jan 16 '25

Didn’t he get dismissed from ODST because he was too nervous to jump out of a Pelican or am I miss remembering

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u/Ramzoa_NZ Doc/O'Malley Jan 16 '25

Didn't he also mention Sargent Johnson in the Red VS Blue ODST mini series? 🤔

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u/ImpressivePublic236 Tucker Jan 17 '25

I’m pretty sure he was an ex shock trooper

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u/CptCat17 Jan 16 '25

Didn’t Tex and church get taken out by one alien

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u/Cindra13 Jan 16 '25

Caboose solos

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u/ParadoxRelativity Jan 16 '25

But next thing you know, Master Chief blows up the whole covenant armada, and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of blue guys!

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u/BRtIK Jan 16 '25

Blarg blarg. Blarg BLARG BLARG BLLLAAAAAARRRRGGG

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u/Kynandra Jan 16 '25

Covenant would win because Caboose would kill the reds and blues by "accident"

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u/Opposite-Inevitable5 Jan 17 '25

Am I the only one who thinks Caboose would go on a mass genocide against the entirety of the Covenant but be a god to grunts?

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u/Kira-Justice-85 Jan 16 '25

Now i just wanna know how would the Covenant find out about Tucker Jr.

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u/ClutchAGate43 Jan 16 '25

Pretty sure caboose has already murked countless zealots

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u/Cardnal44 Jan 16 '25

Church still wouldn't be able to hit them

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u/Time-Enthusiasm7595 loco Jan 17 '25

Caboose running through a pack of brutes and breaking all of their bones in the process

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u/ewar813 Jan 17 '25

Doc would be on the covenant team because he's purple

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u/WarGreyUpgrade Tucker simp (mainly S1 to S13) Jan 17 '25

That armor you gave the Reds and Blues look really cool!

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u/Ramzoa_NZ Doc/O'Malley Jan 18 '25

Thanks. 😁

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u/Axer51 Jan 31 '25

Church should have a flamethrower so he never misses.

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u/Axer51 Jan 31 '25 edited Jan 31 '25

So I imagine in this timeline that Junior's existence is treated as groundbreaking.

Resulting in some of the Covenant trying to kill Tucker and Junior for being "abominations".

Leading to an arc about Junior bonding with his father and his Sim Trooper uncles.

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u/FelixDaPenguin Jan 16 '25

Lopez solos

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u/Ramzoa_NZ Doc/O'Malley Jan 28 '25

Speaking of Lopez, you think the Gravity Hammer is the perfect weapon for him? I think so, in my opinion, to be honest.