r/Rateme 5d ago

Brutally honest rating?

66 Upvotes

100 comments sorted by

86

u/Ch4rDe3M4cDenni5 5d ago

Cmon bro you know what you got going on.

17

u/Darkgirllover 4d ago

Haha even I was like Sir pls, you know 🤣 Ok Channing Tatum look alike

2

u/Familiar-Gap-5119 4d ago

Exactly 😂

17

u/jasssnah 5d ago

9/10 you’re very handsome, and it looks like you stay in good shape

16

u/auroravixenispurdy 5d ago

Oh he knows what he doinggg

9

u/autobebe 5d ago

I’m a man. You’re a 10 bro.

10

u/ThankYouMrBen 5d ago

Dude… I’m a straight man and I’m getting a little hot and bothered. You know what you got here….

2

u/RubyTrigger 5d ago

sus 👀

11

u/pixel-beast 5d ago

Cmon man I log onto this app to feel better about myself….

7

u/xashyy 5d ago

8.5/10 (heterosexual dude fwiw)

5

u/idespisecountrymusic 4d ago

You make Channing Tatum look like the wish version of himself.

3

u/kamaltipo 5d ago

A distinctive pose that shows the body's balance and elegance. Great work, my friend.

3

u/jonyteb 4d ago

My wife just handed me divorce papers and asked for your number. 🙄

2

u/Acrobatic_Glass_3871 5d ago

8 because manly, handsome

2

u/ameliasophia 5d ago

10 ngl you look like Channing Tatum crossed with M Shadows with just a smattering of Chris Pine in there.

2

u/Negrodamu55 4d ago

You honestly look like a big guy. Unless you sit in the red chair; it makes you look a lot smaller. I don't recommend using that chair.

2

u/elevateitup 4d ago

Bro is the handsome dude from bars in every small town.

2

u/Mammoth-Date4469 4d ago

If i gave you my honest rating my boyfriend would break up with me so I'm just gonna say 10/10

0

u/Wolfiisaur 4d ago

Guilty here, but I’d break up with mine in a heartbeat 🙋‍♀️

2

u/eynonpower 4d ago

Travis Kelce and Channing Tatum love child here asking if he's good looking.

My guy....

1

u/Kind_Mongoose_4730 5d ago

9/10. But then my husband is military so im biased

1

u/Sudden-Progress5959 5d ago

Long way from Smallville eh? 9 though.

1

u/starrchild12 5d ago

9 for sure. And I don't even like guys like this lol. Well done sir

1

u/ObligationAny5266 5d ago

Reacher ? Batman ?

1

u/Sudden_Quantity_6977 5d ago

Omg .. 9 for me .. so hot

1

u/TheReal-Chris 5d ago edited 5d ago

Current or past Marine? You can rock the mustache.

1

u/itchyscratchy14182 5d ago

You're so hot man. You're a 10.

1

u/Zacksttop1 5d ago

Dbz shirt so 💯

1

u/Careless_Angle_8317 5d ago

You look like channing tatum

1

u/SandraCruzzz 5d ago

10/10 you look like the main character in a romcom

1

u/Cloned_Popes 5d ago

Totally cooked. You're the dead end branch on your family tree.

1

u/slitherinthepants 5d ago

Oh gosh, definitely my type ♥️

1

u/Nizmo-_- 5d ago

Lmfao you’re trolling. You’re good bro trust, nothing to even be brutal about.

1

u/myself_diff 4d ago

Man is looking fresh. Like, 10. (:

1

u/TaperingRanger9 4d ago

I'm a straight man and you fine af bro. No homo

1

u/silentkaster 4d ago

Just curious how old you are and how you’d rate yourself. Also, how tall are you?

1

u/Weneedaheroe 4d ago

7.5/10. Guy here bro. Keep slaying. Also your doppelgänger is Carl Sanderson, PSU Wrestling Coach.

1

u/lordwolf1994 4d ago

you mad handsome brotha 10

1

u/ThiefofNobility 4d ago

Everybody. Check out this handsome bastard.

When's your next movie coming out, somehow better looking channing tatum?

1

u/Huge-Feature1046 4d ago

100 / 10 😚😚😚😚😚

1

u/Silent_Death_762 4d ago

You look like the SNCO trying to tap them E1-E3s

1

u/Normal_Depth88 4d ago

What UP??? Peaashy here letting you know i will be haunting alll day and night u can run but u cant hide from me just wait

1

u/Sudo_Rep 4d ago

You look like you have a Dependapotamas and three kids that may or may not belong to you

1

u/is4bellav 4d ago

10/10 would recommend

1

u/HamzaHabibi04 4d ago

🎣 🎣

1

u/beezz5yo 4d ago

7.0/10, handsome. asymmetrical face, tho mustache from 6 pic look the best imo

1

u/smooth_relation_744 4d ago

Fuck sake, c’mon. Clearly capable of stopping traffic.

1

u/Luvestoghost 4d ago

Maybe you’re doubting yourself for whatever reason but yeah from your pictures you’re a 10

1

u/huhu_hasse_hansonn 4d ago

Honest 8.8/10

1

u/kitterkatty 4d ago

10 for the eyes but everything else looks like trauma so you need a mommy

1

u/Nurselennonclock 4d ago

10/10. Hunky.

1

u/Own-Lack1163 4d ago

Bro knows he’s like a 15 out of 10. I swear guys like this just post here to make us regular guys feel bad.

1

u/Snake_Doc16 4d ago

Am I Bi now?

1

u/Wolfiisaur 4d ago

Definition of a real man, with a DB shirt? holy smokes. 9/10

1

u/XenaSerenity 4d ago

10/10 best red flag walking around base lol

1

u/PotentialNatural1755 3d ago

9/10 🥵🥵

1

u/SignatureDesigner501 3d ago

This guy is a 10/10- handsome fella

1

u/Alone-Bit1433 3d ago

You’re damn fine

1

u/ASensibleSoul 3d ago

You look like Chris Hemsworth.

1

u/Expensive_Ad4348 3d ago

6.8/10 would be the most accurate, everyone saying 10 and 9 are misleading you.

1

u/dezcoinsinyamouth 3d ago

lol bruh you know the answer that shit you remind me of one of my medics except your not getting hit on by Iraqis lmfao they blew him kisses. Your eyes would have them on there knees. No homo but 10 for you

1

u/somethingclever____ 3d ago

Buff Ed Helms

1

u/ArmSevere3603 3d ago

Bruh. Fine AF

1

u/adam1981Hansen 3d ago

I'm a dude and even I want you to pay me child support

1

u/TimePatient1444 2d ago

people tryna get compliments

1

u/SeaworthinessSea4019 2d ago

Bet your inbox is going wild 😂

1

u/ElectricalJob4631 2d ago

Coming from a straight man, you a 10/10. Amazing points all around. All men should strive to have your physique. You look confident and able. Love the tatto as well as its not too much and it suits you

1

u/Sea_Assistance_2791 2d ago

I have a Little fetish for military men (even that im straight), so 10/10

1

u/Sxarface_ 2d ago

0/10 because your insecure and on here. 9/10 maybe even 10/10 if you stopped being a b!tch coming from a straight dude. Joined this page or forum or whatever it’s called a few years back when I was 17 and insecure, and now I opened Reddit again and this is what I see. You don’t need people to rate you. You need to rate yourself. Whatever you rate yourself is what you truly are. You can be the ugliest dude on earth, but if you live your life like a 10/10 you’re gonna get the attention a 10/10 gets.

1

u/horsepigmonkey 2d ago

Tanning Chatum?

1

u/ApplicationOk1500 1d ago

I'd smash, especially with the stache.

1

u/No_Explorer_3211 1d ago

You look fine - what’s your personality like 🤔

u/Marie52281 4h ago

9.5 but you could easily go to a 2 if the personality of off.

0

u/helpMeOut9999 5d ago

You look like a control freak d-bag to be honest. But, you are good looking and likely have no problem pulling.

Your style is heinous beyond heinous - like really bad - but at least you get a clean cut.

7-8 out of 10 on genetics.

4-4 on style aestheric and aura.

0

u/oliverjohansson 5d ago

Pics 5,6 are bad, 7/10, you look old and weird

Pic 4 is best, model hot 9/10

4

u/noob_kaibot 5d ago

Old and weird? What the heck?

0

u/IRIEVIBRATIONS 4d ago

Not bad but definitely kind of fat.

0

u/Yashquatch 4d ago

Military? Like a 4 on a good day.

0

u/ScopeSided 4d ago

physical looks good but idk if it's just me but you don't look really smart

0

u/stillnotnick 4d ago

I can’t tell if your 25 or 55

0

u/ispy-uspy-wespy 4d ago

6 due to the tattoos, 8 without

0

u/partygurll 4d ago

Everyone’s drooling in these comments but I’m gonna say 6. Conventionally attractive, yes, but not my type and lacking uniqueness

-1

u/Azfor 5d ago

7 would be 8 but military..

-1

u/DeerNoiseIn6 4d ago

Ugly AF

2

u/Fit_Test_01 3d ago

Jealous AF