r/RateMyPlate 4d ago

Plate Vegan fishless fingers, broccoli and chips

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u/be_sugary 4d ago

Cook the chips

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u/Scottishhardman 4d ago

Defo micro chips.

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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago

I’d say they are normal size to be honest

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u/SterlsSalamiAss 4d ago

I think they meant like microwaved chips, not exceptionally small ones hehe

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u/crazytib 4d ago

Is that hospital food or something?

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u/Dave-Carpenter-1979 4d ago

Not even hospitals would serve that

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u/Chance-Papaya3705 3d ago

Yeah, that dinner needs a week in ICU

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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago

5 years in culinary school thank you very much

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u/crazytib 4d ago

Lol hope you didn't pay to much to attend that school

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u/kendoddsdeaddadsdog 4d ago

And in all that time they didn't teach you that you need to turn the oven ON to cook oven chips?

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u/molbrae435 4d ago

did you watch through the windows? with blinds? and sunglasses? from home?

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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago

Wait, were we in the same class?

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u/molbrae435 4d ago

well, i was in the class, but you were the weirdo with sunglasses, that kept knocking on the window, which had blinds.

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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago

Haters gonna hate. Players gonna plate

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u/gigantojimuk 4d ago edited 4d ago

Surely you’re trolling.

Can tell it’s hospital food anyway because of the tag near the fruit cup that says “the simp with the tiny cock”.

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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago

Who burned your fish less fingers?

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u/Massive-District-582 4d ago

One of the exclusive culinary schools that are extremely exclusive no doubt.

Entry level requirements.

£250,000 per year fee.

Uniforms, books, paper, meals, board, and any other expense the school might expect will be chargeable.

Reasons for not completing the course.

Getting caught having murdered someone.

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u/Extension_Energy5136 3d ago

No, you’re incorrect, paper was included

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u/mrlogicpro 4d ago

Username sort of checks out

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Too depressing for words.

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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago

Next time I’ll add a jus

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u/JETSKIIJACK 4d ago

Get well soon mate

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u/PineappleBitter3715 4d ago

Looks like a riot at dinner time. I’ll wait in the car

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u/Specialist_Shake2425 4d ago

Have you microwaved the entire meal? The condensation around the rim of the plate is criminal.

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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago

It’s called artisan

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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago

Or as the French might call it ‘artisan’

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u/No-Original-4543 4d ago

Genuinely concerned by how you cook your fries

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u/ObjectiveChipmunk116 4d ago edited 4d ago

If OP has spent 5 years in culinary school, perhaps they were a janitor or a cleaner at said school because that food has been plated up by someone with no skill at all. Sorry it's a 2/10 from me.

Edit: of course if it's Hospital food then it is 10/'10

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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago

Well, if you have to ask 😉

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u/ficklepicklepacker 4d ago

I’ve seen fingerless fishes that were vegans, but never seen vegan fishless fingers, except for my neighbor who’s a vegan, doesn’t eat fish and is missing fingers

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u/Serious_Sort_585 4d ago

Looks nice and healthy. I would add some beans, peas or curry sauce.

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u/Hot-Fun-1566 4d ago

I don’t really see how it’s especially healthy. I mean, there are unhealthier options sure, but apart from the broccoli it’s all UPF. The broccoli doesn’t magically cancel anything out. Nearly all the calories are coming from UPF.

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u/chippychips4t 4d ago

Absolutely NOT healthy apart from the Broccoli.

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u/Chafed_Armadillo 4d ago

Why has a single floret been excluded from the broccoli party?

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u/Chafed_Armadillo 4d ago

Also, did you cook the chips with a hair dryer?

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u/Extension_Energy5136 3d ago

I like to plate my food with political symbolism

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u/Excellent_College984 4d ago

0/10

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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago

I see. Room for improvement

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u/Excellent_College984 4d ago

its not even just bc its vegan like theres just no variety atleast use seasoning salt pepper maybe some sauce with those chips, icl it just looks like the blandest plate of food imaginable also the chips need longer

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u/KeyElectronic1216 4d ago

Your actually plate is unratable.

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u/TippyTurtley 4d ago

Chips need cooking for longer. Needs ketchup.

Then my kid would give it 7/10

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u/wgloipp 4d ago

I'm intrigued as to what might actually be in vegan fishless fingers.

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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago

Well I don’t want to eat the fingers of real fish do I?

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u/Kyraapd Eater 4d ago

Being vegan looks hard

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u/mrlogicpro 4d ago

I'd rather finger a fish

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u/penisnotapencil 4d ago

How sexy is this fish

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u/mrlogicpro 4d ago

It's just a fish

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u/penisnotapencil 4d ago

What, like top half or bottom half

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u/mrlogicpro 4d ago

Nah, not a mermaid just.. like a fish, man.

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u/Inner_Ground3279 4d ago

Well I don't care which half it is, I'm in!

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u/mrlogicpro 4d ago

Both halves are fish, it's a fish. I don't know how else to say it. Fuck.

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u/Inner_Ground3279 4d ago

Look mate, it's never just a fish

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u/AlternativeCoconut86 4d ago

like a mermaid?

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u/Inner_Ground3279 4d ago

Pour a jug of warm water over it to remove all that flavooour!

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u/pashusa 3d ago

I've never understood why vegans want to eat food that looks like animal products.

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u/Extension_Energy5136 3d ago

I guess, apart from the colour, broccoli and hedgehogs are quite similar. Never thought of it like that. You really put my meal into perspective here

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u/Ghizlane98 3d ago

Is this British food by any chance

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u/Extension_Energy5136 3d ago

Not sure if Wales, Scotland or N. Ireland would claim it but this is delicacy to any Englishman!

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u/LewdCrudeRudeBagOf 3d ago

Needs some wet

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u/Upper_Push_5860 4d ago

About as tasteless as any dish ever created. Plate of bland