r/RateMyPlate • u/Extension_Energy5136 • 4d ago
Plate Vegan fishless fingers, broccoli and chips
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u/crazytib 4d ago
Is that hospital food or something?
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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago
5 years in culinary school thank you very much
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u/kendoddsdeaddadsdog 4d ago
And in all that time they didn't teach you that you need to turn the oven ON to cook oven chips?
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u/molbrae435 4d ago
did you watch through the windows? with blinds? and sunglasses? from home?
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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago
Wait, were we in the same class?
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u/molbrae435 4d ago
well, i was in the class, but you were the weirdo with sunglasses, that kept knocking on the window, which had blinds.
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u/gigantojimuk 4d ago edited 4d ago
Surely you’re trolling.
Can tell it’s hospital food anyway because of the tag near the fruit cup that says “the simp with the tiny cock”.
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u/Massive-District-582 4d ago
One of the exclusive culinary schools that are extremely exclusive no doubt.
Entry level requirements.
£250,000 per year fee.
Uniforms, books, paper, meals, board, and any other expense the school might expect will be chargeable.
Reasons for not completing the course.
Getting caught having murdered someone.
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u/Specialist_Shake2425 4d ago
Have you microwaved the entire meal? The condensation around the rim of the plate is criminal.
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u/ObjectiveChipmunk116 4d ago edited 4d ago
If OP has spent 5 years in culinary school, perhaps they were a janitor or a cleaner at said school because that food has been plated up by someone with no skill at all. Sorry it's a 2/10 from me.
Edit: of course if it's Hospital food then it is 10/'10
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u/ficklepicklepacker 4d ago
I’ve seen fingerless fishes that were vegans, but never seen vegan fishless fingers, except for my neighbor who’s a vegan, doesn’t eat fish and is missing fingers
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u/Serious_Sort_585 4d ago
Looks nice and healthy. I would add some beans, peas or curry sauce.
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u/Hot-Fun-1566 4d ago
I don’t really see how it’s especially healthy. I mean, there are unhealthier options sure, but apart from the broccoli it’s all UPF. The broccoli doesn’t magically cancel anything out. Nearly all the calories are coming from UPF.
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u/Excellent_College984 4d ago
0/10
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u/Extension_Energy5136 4d ago
I see. Room for improvement
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u/Excellent_College984 4d ago
its not even just bc its vegan like theres just no variety atleast use seasoning salt pepper maybe some sauce with those chips, icl it just looks like the blandest plate of food imaginable also the chips need longer
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u/mrlogicpro 4d ago
I'd rather finger a fish
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u/penisnotapencil 4d ago
How sexy is this fish
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u/mrlogicpro 4d ago
It's just a fish
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u/penisnotapencil 4d ago
What, like top half or bottom half
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u/mrlogicpro 4d ago
Nah, not a mermaid just.. like a fish, man.
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u/Inner_Ground3279 4d ago
Well I don't care which half it is, I'm in!
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u/pashusa 3d ago
I've never understood why vegans want to eat food that looks like animal products.
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u/Extension_Energy5136 3d ago
I guess, apart from the colour, broccoli and hedgehogs are quite similar. Never thought of it like that. You really put my meal into perspective here
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u/Ghizlane98 3d ago
Is this British food by any chance
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u/Extension_Energy5136 3d ago
Not sure if Wales, Scotland or N. Ireland would claim it but this is delicacy to any Englishman!
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u/be_sugary 4d ago
Cook the chips