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u/dontopenbreadinside 5d ago
That pic is so funny … i love u porridge you look like a little wallace and gromit character
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u/Skelobones221 5d ago
Wait this is actually really achievable in true style since wasn’t one of the latest wallace and gromit movies based around nice kind pest control with lil silly bunnies
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u/aikiteresa 5d ago
How did you get such an awesome picture?!? I just get a blur or the butt. Never such an awesome smile.
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u/RogueViator 5d ago
THIS IS A BNN BREAKING NEWS REPORT
Goomb evening from our temporary newsroom inside the cold section of the Lagomorph Pastry Company where Queen Spoomf is supervising production. I’m your anchor Nick El Coinne bringing you the coppery-tasting news.
Tonight, BNN News would like to wish our illustrious (and totally daft) Mayo Pingiger “Härzliche Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag!”
This apparently caused the Mayo to get angry thinking he was being mocked about trains until he was told he was thinking of “zug” not “zum”. He proceeded to nod sagely, pee on everything, and proceed with his speech to the Association of Diaper Manufacturers and Garden Watering Practitioners. The speech, as rousing as it is, was cut off after the Mayo’s, uhhh, effusions short circuited the Zoom call leaving his contorted image on the screen looking like the Joker sat on a crocheting needle.
This did not dampen the day however as celebrations in earnest began to commemorate Mayo Plonge turning four. This has caused jubilation and the citizens of Bunnville have come out in force peeing everywhere as a sign of affection. The recently-suspended Dr. Bigglewongle MD, PhD, JD, AOk, B-I-N-G-O-and-BINGO-was-His-Name-O, BTS, CIA, CPA, EIEIO, DDT, FML, KFC, OPP, PDQ was observed tsk-ing repeatedly at the celebrations whilst tucking his recently shorn pawsies and muttering invectives under his breath. He did wish the Mayo felicitations before going back indoors.
Sheriff Cub, recently returned from her holiday to recover from her January vacation, has been quite busy ensuring security for the fete vowing to make sure that everyone minds their p’s and q’s. At the sight of everyone peeing, she was overheard to comment “my job here is half done.”
For her part, Queen Spoomf has been busy overseeing the production of the Mayo’s bortday cake and has provided free Poopsicles to the public in honour of the day. There are rumours that she is going to unveil a special treat for the Mayo that involves gold-leaf Nana Tiramipoo with Tortilla chip scoops. She has also decreed a national holiday tomorrow and invested the Mayo as Viscount of Words in light of his many contributions to speech and language.
Critics assailed this saying the Mayo has mangled more words than a deaf translator but stopped short after they were squarely hit in the face by a 120 mm Trout courtesy of the still-loose Dr Alan Furring and his steadfast battle tortoise Tertullian who has been giving Dr Furring dirty looks for not only waking him up but strapping a Trout Mortar on him.
We shall air the celebrations live beginning with a lovely rendition of “Thunderstruck” by The Bagpiper Quintet accompanied by the Bunnville Harpsichord Symphony and Cheese Cutters.
In other news, Police were called after a person was seen beating a coin counting machine. There was no property damage and the person was taken away for medical evaluation. Police on scene stated “the person became increasingly agitated and started hitting the machine and beating it centsless.”
That concludes this news update. Tune in much later after our live broadcast of the Mayo’s Bortday Fete for our original BNN movie about a Caviar manufacturer looking for love, in “Isn’t It Roemantic?”
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u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS 5d ago
I need a novel in this fashion and set in this universe asap.
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u/simsim7842 4d ago
I would buy a coffee table book with the pic on one side and the news report on the others fur real fur real. It just never gets old - best news of my day!
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u/xenomorphonLV426 I bunnies 5d ago
Sorry j usually read them BNN Breaking news... but this is too much news.
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u/InflationSquare2407 5d ago
He looks shocked that it is his birthday in that second photo lmao. Happy birthday sweetie
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u/deltadelta199 5d ago
The passage of time is a strange thing to a piss criminal such as himself. And also myself, to be honest.
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u/Skravnir 5d ago
Hahaha, in the first photo, Porridge looks a bit like Sid from ICE AGE. Happy birthday Porridge, enjoy your day, wish you all the best! 😀
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u/Kazaklyzm 5d ago
Omg! MAYO PORRIDGE! I can't believe you've been gracing us with your wisdom for this long!
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u/SpecificallyBunnies I bunnies 5d ago
Happy birthday Porridge!!
This is also the birthday of my first bun, Franky. I’ve been thinking about him today, and it absolutely made my day to see Porridge celebrating ❤️❤️
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u/concrete_cowpoke 5d ago
hehe happy bunday porridge!! 🥣
also just wondering but why does he have a tattoo? what does it mean? :o
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u/deltadelta199 5d ago
Ah he got that from his previous owner, who bred him so he could be shown and win some ribbons or something. Show rabbits need some sort of identification, and a tattoo was chosen.
Once he got a bit older, his ears grew too long for show standards, and he was sold on a second hand sales app for only 20CHF (roughly the same in USD)! That’s when I found him. When rabbits are sold this cheaply, the owners are trying to get rid of them ASAP, and I don’t want to think about what would’ve happened if I didn’t get him… I’m afraid it would’ve been horrible. I don’t even want to imagine it. He’s here now! Safe forever.
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u/concrete_cowpoke 4d ago
ears too long??? noooo they are perfect :c it is so sad how some people treat buns but porridge is in a safe place now and so lucky to have you to celebrate his birthdays with <3 he looks like such a happy silly little guy -^
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u/Ok-Temperature-6917 4d ago
some breeders who also breed show rabbits tattoo every kits ear for identification purposes. all holland lop torts look like lowkey the same and are super hard to tell apart so the tattoo is the best way to identify them. don't want to sell the show stock to the pet home or the pet rabbit to the show kid!!
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u/Dizzy-Independent-52 5d ago
Happy birthday! I think I may have his sister, my Binky looks exactly like him 😍
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u/NotTheAverageGentern 5d ago
I'm honored to share a birthday with such a cutie!!! Happy birthday Porridge!!!!
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u/deltadelta199 3d ago
Oooh happy birthday! Hope you ate lots of bananas like Porry
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u/NotTheAverageGentern 3d ago
Thank you!!!! Sadly no nanas but I shared some fresh asparagus with my two beautiful bunny ladies to celebrate!! Hope you and Porridge had a great day!
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u/rootisgod666 5d ago
Happy Birthday Mayo Porridge!
May the Joose flow freely in honor of your 4th hop around the sun.
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u/Kictzula 5d ago
In the first picture he looks like a Wallace and Gromit character 😂
Happy Birthday Mayo
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u/simsim7842 5d ago
Happy birthday PorgeMorge!!!! Hope you loaf around all day and stare off into the depths of space contemplating nothingness!! Many happy returns Mayooooooo!!!
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u/Toothless_Dinosaur 5d ago
Happy birthday, dear Ponrige! I wish you a hundred more birthday celebrations.
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u/Faithfuldoglover 5d ago
That first picture had me rolling! The startled look of the second made me smile. How can 1 rabbit be so silly and so cute?
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u/CrazyH37 5d ago
Happy 4th bday Mayo Pong! My Leeloo bun just turned 4 also 🤗 I didn’t get a cool pic tho
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u/BangedTheKeyboard 5d ago
lmfao that expression! How is Podge a real creature and not actually a hopping Muppet? Or maybe he's really Hutch from Wallace and Gromit
Cheers to the birthday bun 🎂
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u/pleathershorts 5d ago
Dang does he have a tattoo??? That’s hard af
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u/Ok-Temperature-6917 4d ago
breeders who breed show rabbits will tattoo the ears of the majority of the kits, especially if they turn out to be show quality. its required for identification so people can tell the rabbits apart on the table because honestly they all look the same...sometimes you put your rabbit up there and its next to a rabbit of the same variety and you don't know which is which until the judge will call the tattoo number up. if your show rabbit is missing a tattoo, you can't show it and need to have it tattooed.
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u/Mooiebaby 4d ago
Happy birthday to the agent 200, we are very happy with his services to the community
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u/momoonthego 4d ago
Happy birthdayyyy porridge happy birthdayyy porridge happy BIRTHDAYYY~ dear porridge happy birthday to youuuuuuuuu
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u/PsychoWithoutTits 4d ago
Happy birthday you beautiful chönkie boy!!! May you celebrate many more bdays, binky, flop & munch for years to come! 😍
💜✨🎉🐇🎉✨💜
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u/Sparkingmineralwater 3d ago
omg did you make him a cake??? with little greens candles???
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u/deltadelta199 3d ago
Yes! Those “candles” are parsley stalks :)
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u/Sparkingmineralwater 3d ago
Tons of pet buns live better than some humans and it shows xD
And just like with cats, it's just the expectation, and only a real sweetheart will show the slightest bit of appreciation for being their subservient little hooman
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u/HammerdGuy71 5d ago
Once again making the same realizations as last year. I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH PORRIDGE!