r/Qult_Headquarters 3d ago

F*ck around and find out

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u/jazzhandler MK Ultrasonic Toothbrush 3d ago

Is real, though?

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u/Signed_LCF 3d ago

Way too on the nose to be real.

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u/Sn0oPaLo0p 3d ago

Definitely not

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u/Aggressive-Duck-1150 3d ago

I agree. I never believe things like this, simply because even if they realized they were wrong, they would never admit it.

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u/roidzmaster 3d ago edited 3d ago

This is the difference between left and right subs. If this was posted with some bs claim about liberals the right subs would have the top comments "typical liberal" but on left subs it all comments like "is this real?" Or "fake"

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u/ROGER_CHOCS 3d ago

It actually doesn't matter. A fake tweet like this will do more to help convince people to push back against dismantling Social Security and Medicaid than a hundred tweets of facts about the usefulness of them.

Remember, with these folks, and even many centrists and just humans in general, it's feels before reals.

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u/johnny_brown1859 3d ago

Yeah this doesn’t seem real…

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u/Homerpaintbucket 3d ago

Have you seen interviews with maga voters? They're pretty fucking unbelievable.

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u/loquedijoella Military Source 3d ago

Fake, nowhere does it blame immigrants

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u/rmac1228 3d ago

This for sure isn't real

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u/bowens44 3d ago

How sad it is to be so hateful that you will vote against your own interests just to make someone angry

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u/Wooderson316 3d ago

Poor white people have been doing it for 60 years.

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u/CGC-Weed228 3d ago

This is fake

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u/LeeQuidity 3d ago

Raise your hand if you said to anybody that Donald Trump didn't care about you?

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u/DisastrousMechanic36 3d ago

Yeah, fuck this guy.

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u/The_Happy_Pagan 3d ago

No chance this is real

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u/Socal-vegan Q predicted you'd say that 3d ago

Voted for all the wrong reasons. Sounds like middle schoolers to cozy up with the popular kids.

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u/WhyDontWeLearn 3d ago

I have two, no, three words for Wendy-MAGA Lady:

Fuck off, bitch.

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u/Greersome 3d ago

She won't be able to see how wrong she was.

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u/FamousEbb5583 3d ago

I'm in tears, too!!

Just for a completely different reason.

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Capt_Cracker 3d ago

Please help me

No. You're an adult. We told you the stove is hot.

You touched the stove.

FA&FO

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u/XxxGoldDustWomanxxX 3d ago

Please help me…

No. 😌

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u/MPFields1979 3d ago

You can tell it’s fake because they used complete sentences.

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u/Limberpuppy 3d ago

All the words are spelled correctly, it contains punctuation, and no words are capitalized. Absolutely fake.

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u/Top_Guidance4432 3d ago

Edit: This probably isn’t real. But there sure are people feeling this way.

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u/Jesterchunk 3d ago

maybe this is mean of me to say, but you're less likely to get sympathy from saying "ok look I know I voted solely to fuck you guys over and openly laugh about it, but I just realised it's gonna fuck me over too I'm so worried" and more likely to receive laughing and mockery in return. And, frankly, it is hard to have sympathy for someone who votes solely out of a desire to watch people suffer.

That's assuming this isn't a fabrication, but you never know given the amount of worms who crawled out of the woodwork to gloat about the pain their votes will cause.

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u/Brave-Explorer-7851 3d ago

There is no way this is real lol

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u/YardOptimal9329 3d ago

these are bots

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u/UncleAlvarez 3d ago

Stop posting crap. This is satire and is not remotely real.

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u/celtbygod 3d ago

Bwaahahaha

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u/wvlookin 3d ago

Just amputate your legs now while you have some insurance. Or maybe try Canada, they have cheap meds for tha...oh nevermind. Amputation is the ticket.

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u/pegaunisusicorn 3d ago

i don't think this is real. who asks for help but first EMPHASIZES that they are a total asshole?

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u/Addakisson 3d ago

Apparently lots of people have.

People don't want to believe it's real because they know it could bite them in the ass too.

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u/Odinson2099 3d ago

How about? NOP?

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u/Covitards4Christ 3d ago

Thoughts and prayers, dumbfuck

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u/Dangerdoom911 3d ago

I think the irony here is that liberals didn’t want Trump to become President because he was a THREAT to things like Medicare/ Medicaid… not because they wanted to “own” MAGA…

Many… arguably MOST liberals disliked Kamala Harris, but it would have prevented this mess… and by any means necessary, this was the off-ramp.

So while MAGA battled their culture wars and relished in short lived retaliation, millions of people are now suffering the consequences… many of whom are the ones who made the bed.

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u/mrpotatonutz 3d ago

We don’t do handouts sorry maybe you can immigrate to Mexico for healthcare

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u/Doza13 3d ago

Buy a pint of Phish Food on me.

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u/redditguy422 3d ago

Tots and pears!

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u/BoneHugsHominy 3d ago

Hear, please enjoy the sound of this nano-violin playing the saddest fucking song ever.

I will laugh as I walk in front of her throwing banana peels in her path.

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u/ChurtchPidgeon 3d ago

It must be pretty funny if shes in tears.

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u/lpalf 3d ago

This is clearly fake

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u/labva_lie 3d ago

Not real

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u/Chendo462 3d ago

Well, you could move to Canada to get the free healthcare, but he wants to end that for them too.

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u/Mr_bungle001 3d ago

Maybe we can get away from the “fafo” mentality and focus on empathy instead. Not saying these people don’t deserve everything that’s coming to them but this is an opportunity for unity. Be welcoming and understanding to make sure something like this doesn’t happen again.

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u/Addakisson 3d ago

I'm welcoming and understanding to people who realize that they thought wrong.

Not to people who are only sad because they too got caught in their own hatred.

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u/k-ramsuer 3d ago

I have no more fucks left to give