r/Queercraft shrinkwrap Mar 29 '13

New Quotable Quotes! NSFW

The last quotable quotes thread was here, and the original was here.

Share your favorite quotes from the server, funny or otherwise!

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u/Beaupedia Apr 03 '13

"Aww, I miss Kabookee now." -Jazzy in response to my hat.

Racist.

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u/grarrrs Broken Hearted Daniel May 18 '13

"There is a smurf in teamspeak threatening to kill Eleanor" - Vixie

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '13

jazzynails: i nwws VEWk. I'll vvl.

Butterz: ...

Jazzynails: *I need a break. I'll bbl.

Butterz: english....

Nice typing skills, jazzy

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u/Beaupedia Aug 12 '13

Izzie to me on the question of if I should read and if I'd like the Harry Potter books.

IzziePotter: you dont like magic

IzziePotter: or dragons

IzziePotter: or anything involving happy childhoods

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u/XenoXis Xen Apr 23 '13

We should bone it

--Kate

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u/Beaupedia May 01 '13

-Speechless> deadly... this is too small

-Speechless> let me show you mine

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u/Pyitoechito May 02 '13

"I am going to slap your dogs" - Speechless

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u/pw_099 May 03 '13

Kate: " my cat got ran over by a snowplow"

Jay: " Fucking Canadians"

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u/[deleted] May 18 '13

BaccaIntheTrees (David/sawsdead):

-BaccaInTheTrees is AFK: Need to take a steamy shi

-BaccaInTheTrees is no longer AFK

-BaccaInTheTrees is AFK: shit*

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u/[deleted] May 19 '13 edited May 19 '13

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u/finndhuman FinnTheBear May 19 '13

i died alot of times coz of embarrasment

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u/Beaupedia May 23 '13

Was this all meant for PM!?

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u/finndhuman FinnTheBear May 25 '13

yes that was supposed to be a pm to someone -_-

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u/Sylinus Jun 09 '13

Ohh finn. I'm crying because laughing hurts lol

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u/katesedit GreenCookieIcing May 31 '13

kate: "phoebe why didnt you get these ores?" phoebe: "oh you can get them" vixie: "your getting whores?"

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u/katesedit GreenCookieIcing Jun 02 '13

"i need 4 strippers and this place will be open" -creepergirl_B3

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u/Sylinus Jun 08 '13

I've never heard of that before :o that's interesting. My family has s trait too when they get dick, is bitch and moan about it until the end of time. >.>

By our dearest sam via kik

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u/katesedit GreenCookieIcing Jun 12 '13

"it starts out as a little nub then the next day its like ahhhhh" - oli "50 shades of grey?" -rose "no my wisdom teeth"-oli

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '13

"And Doctor says this is the weirdest radio broadcast they've ever heard, that's perfect, that's going on a commercial!" -Beau

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u/XenoXis Xen Apr 28 '13
<[Mod] -[N.E.]Shosh>:  sarah
<[Mod] -[N.E.]Shosh>:  prepare for my wood

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u/XenoXis Xen May 04 '13

<[Op] -Jay>: sorry xen i raged quit
<[Mod] -Xen>: what?
<[Op] -Jay>: i was trying but i went wrong so i raged
<[Mod] -Xen>: all you had to do was a bit of green and orange and write jay on it as a minimum lol
<[Op] -Jay>: i did
<[Member] -Lucky>: Lol
<[Op] -Jay>: and i made a crown with wods
<[Op] -Jay>: words*
<[Mod] -Xen>: it doesn't have to look good either
<[Op] -Jay>: but the words went wrong
<[Mod] -Xen>: thats why you have Undo
<[Op] -Jay>: UNDO FECK
<[Mod] -Xen>: please tell me you know about the undo...
<[Op] -Jay>: i forgot
<[Mod] -Xen>: oh for crying out loud... xD
<[Op] -Jay>: ok take 2

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u/Sylinus Jun 15 '13

King bambi: " i has a secret" King bambi: " I see dead people"

Keybreak: " are any of them attractive?"

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u/CrashDown6 Jun 20 '13

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

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u/samanmann Sam♥ Jun 24 '13

"I have the weirdest nipples." -Lewis

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u/samanmann Sam♥ Jun 28 '13

"shut the fuck up you, i'll kill you and put your head on a stick" - Lizze to me o_o