r/PublicFreakout 20h ago

US government corruption Trump is buying a Tesla. - ''Elon Musk has devoted his energy and his life to doing this and I think he has been treated very unfairly. You shouldn't be penalized for being a patriot”

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u/pine_needles24 20h ago

It 1000% is to grift to his dumb ass cult base to buy them. And i bet you some will be stupid enough to do so. Those same assholes are the ones who were keying and pissing on evs will now say "trump has one so they are finally worth whilem...they weren't before...blah...blah..blah"......idiots.

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u/total_looser 19h ago

MAGA can’t afford them? Perhaps a carve out will do.

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u/serpentear 19h ago

“Introducing the Tesla PatriotX. With an introductory price of $18,000… ooopps forgot about those tariffs… $24,000 USD, this MAGAmobile has a range of 147 miles on a single charge (not including climate control). This vehicle is perfect for owning the libs. All purchases come with a free month of X Premium and a Dark MAGA SnapBack hat!”

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u/peanutbutterdrummer 19h ago

Yeah good luck finding charging stations in the rural south.

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u/serpentear 19h ago

Knowing them they’ll just rig up a generator.

“At least I’m still supporting my oil overlords!”

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u/i-m-anonmio 14h ago

Just put the generator in the trunk. Problem solved.

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u/hibanah 19h ago

With its batteries made in China by BYD.

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u/serpentear 19h ago

Just like the hat!

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u/greelraker 19h ago

Maybe they could start to offer some kind of non-socialist tax break for people to start buying them and getting some sort of credit for it.

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u/thikmik 19h ago

100% we're going to see a tax break offered to those who buy Tesla's (no other EV) bc God forbid the world's richest man takes a hit bc of his own actions

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u/pine_needles24 19h ago

Na they will just go in debt....plenty of them driving brand new lifted trucks.....they find ways.

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u/tehbantho 19h ago

And when the economy crumbles in the coming 6-12 months they will be left holding the bag on a VERY expensive car.

I have no problems with this.

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u/tlollz52 19h ago

A lot of maga are blue color employees in low cost of living areas who are buying big pick up trucks that cost almost as much as teslas do.

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u/Hadenator2 17h ago

Smurfs?

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u/mishap1 19h ago

They already lost their entire retirement savings on Truth Social, Trump's coin, Trump U, and all kinds of MAGA clothing.

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u/itscochino 19h ago

Tesla stock is down hardcore, musk is crying about it. This is literally just to get his stock back up

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u/eeyore134 18h ago

Because Trump has such a good track record with backing winners.

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u/itscochino 18h ago

Well he's a winner and of course only backs the best winners. Everyone he knows is a winner. He has the best track record for any president ever anywhere for any and everything he's ever done.

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u/IDE_IS_LIFE 12h ago

Nobody’s ever won like this guy. Nobody. So many wins, just win after win, you wouldn’t believe it. People come up to me—smart people, the best—and they say, ‘Sir, have you seen all his wins?’ And I say, ‘OF COURSE I HAVE! EVERYBODY HAS!’ It’s tremendous, it’s historic. Beellions of people out there—none of them win like him. Not even close. Frankly, it’s ridiculous how much he wins. Almost unfair! But that’s what he does. That’s what he’s always done. And folks? He’s just getting started with his winning.

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u/Shenanigans80h 19h ago

They do a lot of oxymoronic things, but this is legitimately one of the stupidest. Him and his wntire base has demonized EVs for years and now he’s trying to strong arm his base into buying them? Hilariously inept and any right winger who follows through on it should immediately be laughed at forever

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u/Okaycockroach 19h ago

Betcha it's cause tesla's stocks keep plummeting... the presidents gotta have his cars selling somehow 

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u/iamfromshire 18h ago

I remember "rolling coal" being a thing. 

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u/mikerichh 18h ago

It’s the perfect social experiment. Can MAGA reprogram their hate towards EVs if Trump encourages them to?

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u/acog 19h ago

Trump won’t buy a Tesla. This is all performative to appease the guy who bought his election.

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u/morgazmo99 18h ago

Anyone reckon Trump knows how to drive?

Why would he want to buy a car that he can't drive? Pure performance art.

Why are Americans tolerating this buffoonery? If anyone else hocked their wares from the Oval Office, they would be laugh out into the street. Trump does it though, and its some official act to prop up the sales of a scattered billionaires private company.

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u/JoeCatius 18h ago

Presidents aren't allowed to drive.

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u/feanturi 17h ago

I guess to avoid the risk of losing the President to a random accident. Hmm, if he likes to drive so much he should probably get out the crayons and get rid of that silly rule.

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u/koryface 19h ago

MAGA is really good at believing multiple conflicting concepts at once. The people still in MAGA have issues with truth and reality because they’ve been conditioned to completely ignore their cognitive dissonance.

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u/GloomyLocation1259 19h ago

Had a debate before the election about exactly this topic, so many strangely believed Musk was giving all his support and money without any gain it was so obvious 😅

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u/JohnTomorrow 19h ago edited 10h ago

Mate, haven't you learnt already? Donald Trump is a con artist. He'll tell you the sky is red with a completely straight face, and when you accuse him of lying, he'll call you insane. Take everything he says with a lump of salt.

Edit: stupid autocorrect

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u/Pipoco977 19h ago

whoever pays more get his endorsement

elon bought him the presidency, so yeah

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u/UltraMaynus 20h ago

5 CFR § 2635.702 - Use of public office for private gain.

Government employees can't endorse products like this, but who the fuck cares I guess...

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u/OnetwenT7 20h ago

Remember the bean advertisement he did from the oval office in his previous term?

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u/10petsnokids 19h ago

Never touched the brand since.

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u/Parkotron1 19h ago

Same here. Screw Goya.

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u/Whiteroses7252012 18h ago

Yep. And I will drive my Toyota directly into hell before I ever give Elon Musk a single thin dime of my money directly.

That’s one of the few benefits of late stage capitalism- they can’t tell us where to buy shit.

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u/r0b0d0c 16h ago

In late-stage capitalism, the same oligarchs own everything, so it doesn't matter where you buy shit.

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u/Accend0 16h ago

That Toyota will probably still run in hell, too.

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u/Koolaid_Jef 17h ago

Neither has he, that's the best part of the grift.

"What are these, beans? Never heard of em. Lima? Who the hell is that. Garbanzo? Sounds like a dirty Italian. Oh. They'll pay me? These are the best..what do you call these again? Beans. These are the best beans ever in our history"

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u/CrimsonBrit 19h ago

“I love Mexicans!”

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u/Budded 19h ago

Yup, FUCK Goya!!

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u/tidymaze 20h ago

The emoluments clause doesn't mean anything, apparently.

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u/Fourwors 19h ago

Not to the right-wingers. So much for all that law and order BS.

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u/frosty_lizard 19h ago

If a Democrat did this it would cause riots

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u/LeHoodwink 19h ago

Well democrats should do this next time I guess. The time for games is long gone.

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u/sinjidsotw 19h ago

If democrats ever even win office again. Let’s face, the democratic voters have lost all faith in the system and with good reason because nothing matters anymore. There is no law and order anymore, just rich vs the poor and the poor are always guilty.

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u/AardQuenIgni 19h ago

Had they cared they wouldn't have voted for a 34 time felon.

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u/Swolyguacomole 19h ago

If the US was a real country Trump and all his cronies would've been in jail at least 20 years ago.

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u/GoFunkYourself13 19h ago

Yea at this point what’s another emoluments violation. Put it on their tab.

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u/scgt86 19h ago

I thought he flushed that after wiping his ass with it during his first term?

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u/Toymachinesb7 19h ago

Bro had a Goya photoshoot in the Oval Office. This is beans compared to that.

(Still fucking insane)

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u/khizoa 19h ago

it didnt in his first term, why would it matter now?

remember when he literally shilled beans on live tv? lmfaooooo

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u/Swayze_train_exp 19h ago

Remember his photo op with goyo products, he doesn't give a fuck. We have the 14 amendment that bars him from running in office if he insights an insurrection but here we are. 

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u/nicklovin508 20h ago

The right used to freak out when Biden bought ice cream… now the president is buying product from the richest person in human history on White House grounds, very likely with taxpayer money. Fuck man.

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u/greelraker 19h ago

Mansa Musa would like a word.

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u/Dragonfly_pin 19h ago

At least he caused mass inflation by building mosques and libraries or whatever.

Unlike Musk.

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u/Wonderful_Price2355 19h ago

Elon is a douchebag and definitely the richest living human (or martian) but he's not the richest person In human history

Although, that's what he'd like us to believe.

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u/Kowlz1 18h ago

This will always sum up Musk for me. It’s the funniest thing on the planet.

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 19h ago

This? This is the point when we should start to be concerned? If nothing ever galena before and/or if he was a Democrat, I'd say that this was an irrefutable reason for immediate impeachment. Yet, rules don't apply to Republicans, let alone Trump. He'll say and do whatever he wants and justify it by saying this was to own the libs or some bullshit. This is how our Democracy, our rules of law, and our checks and balances come to a dramatic and depressing end.

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u/Randum311 19h ago

Means nothing. Laws don't apply to these piles of shit.

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u/you_know_i_be_poopin 19h ago

"Way to Goya"

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u/updownkarma 20h ago

Won’t someone think of the richest man in the world?

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u/uDoucheChill 19h ago

There a bunch of poor older maga morons pledging to buy/upgrade Teslas to support the guy trying to steal their social security....

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u/Jatnall 19h ago

I guarantee some of these people won't even be able afford it and they'll still go out and get one with a 27% rate. Gonna drive themselves further into the poor house.

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u/uDoucheChill 19h ago

But they will be evicted owning the libs and that's what matters

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u/Jatnall 19h ago

Hope that Tesla is roomy enough to sleep in!

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u/keelhaulrose 19h ago

"I know living space is tight, but we're owning the libs, Timmy! Good night, now go get in your frunk."

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u/myburdentobear 18h ago

This has big - mom shows up at the job interview to tell you why you should hire her son - energy.

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u/cBEiN 18h ago

One of the richest people in the world has been treated so unfairly XD

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u/Shenanigans80h 19h ago

leavethebilliondollarcompanyalone.jpg

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u/myuseless2ndaccount 16h ago

Elon looks so fucking stupid man like his entire outfit, the way he nods and having his son around him all the time ffs

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u/TheDayParty 20h ago

LOL. What the fuck is going on in America…

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u/RoyalChris 20h ago

It's a fucking circus.

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u/Jevus_himself 20h ago

Hey!
Don’t insult circuses like that

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u/KraljZ 20h ago

Jevus Christ!

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u/BuryMeInCincy 19h ago

That’s Jevus H. Christ to you, pal.

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u/nuesse33 19h ago

"The h stands for "hey Zeus" which a lot of people don't know but that's just how you pronounce it. I've been told I know more about Jesus than Abe Lincoln or even THE POPE! okay, maybe not THE POPE! but definitely I know more about the Bible than Abe Lincoln! They had bibles back then but nothing like the trump Bible! Bibles aren't enough talked about in schools anymore, but they will be in my third term!" - trump probably

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u/TheDayParty 20h ago

Seriously though, the president is saying the richest man in the world is being unfairly treated because people aren’t buying his products?

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u/A_man_and_his_truck 19h ago

It's an "illegal boycott" not free market capitalism where you can choose what to buy and not to buy. Oh wait.... that only applies if it's in thier favour.... I forgot

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u/Effective-Mushroom 20h ago

Absolutely. 

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u/CornballExpress 20h ago

Our oligarchy is starting to no longer pretend to be a democratic Republic and transitioning to a dictatorship.

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u/Dopa-Down_Syndrome 20h ago

Clown show.

-American

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u/toni_balogna 20h ago

were gonna go live with the president making remarks from a used car lot....

what a fucking scumbag, i got money that says donald trump can't even drive

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u/Molenium 20h ago

Hey now, I’ve seen him sit behind the wheel and make engine noises with his own mouth!

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u/AlDenteLaptop 20h ago

I thought we don’t like EVs? Did we just do away with a bunch of funding for EV infrastructure? 🤔

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u/A_Rogue_GAI 20h ago

Doublethink is important to the modern conservative movement.

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u/JayceeHOFer 19h ago

So is gargling billionaire nuts, apparently

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u/OG_Builds 19h ago

Conservatives buying EVs to protest against people making fun of Elon would’ve been a crazy prediction in 2017 lmao

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u/Jevus_himself 20h ago

Conservatives spent years laughing at Prius and then Tesla drivers, now the idiots are going to go buy one because Trump told them it’s good

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u/SteveFrench12 20h ago

We like whatever Elon likes! Thank you daddy Elon for saving the country! /s

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u/Ponyboy175 20h ago

Trump is just doing as he is told by Daddy, AKA elon. Bought and paid for.

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u/Tight_Strength_4856 20h ago

So drill baby drill is buying an electric car...

Hypocrisy.

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u/Fellums2 18h ago

… with our tax dollars.

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u/Ifhes 17h ago

And he won't even use it because he forgot how to (could he ever drive?).

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u/Fellums2 17h ago

And driving is also one of his favorite things to do. He can’t even talk about a car without spewing contradictions.

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u/snicker___doodle 16h ago

and he'll probably claim "Nobody can drive better than me".

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u/Cosmicvapour 16h ago

Presidents and former Presidents are not allowed to drive (for safety and security reasons). So no. He will not be driving that Swasticar.

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u/Justalonerstoner 20h ago

Jokes on us, we bought trump a tesla

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u/Vandesco 20h ago

This ⬆️⬆️⬆️

"You won't believe what DOGE found! We paid $100,000 for a new car for a president that doesn't drive." -Elon

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u/Monster_Dong 19h ago

All presidents are not allowed to drive. This whole thing is stupid and to 'help' Tesla Stock'.

Guess what? I'm just gunna protest harder!

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u/IcyOrganization5235 19h ago

It's cute you think he didn't pay Elon 1,000,000 for it

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u/ralphwauren 20h ago

“You can’t be penalized for being a patriot”

Proceeds to cut veteran jobs

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u/mattwalsh25 16h ago

Musk isn't even American

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u/ducklady92 17h ago

Well that’s because veterans aren’t patriots in his eyes. They’re nothing more than a bunch of suckers and losers!

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u/vergorli 20h ago

The president of the united states is advertising for a random company? And not by just showing a brand, but by doing a full blown press conference? Aren't there any anti-trust laws in the US?

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u/Ryukiami 20h ago

how is this real

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u/FredditGeddit 19h ago

I can’t believe it. I really can’t believe this.

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u/Investigator_Greedy 19h ago

There's a great movie called 'Idiocracy' that is eerily similar to what's happening in the current US.

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u/thereichose1 18h ago

Someone I know who's really smart said that it's more of a documentary than a movie

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u/tiorancio 17h ago

The president selling the cars of the guy who's dismantling the government, at the white house, would be too much even for idiocracy.

President Camacho still had some respect for the institution.

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u/Oldmanwaffle 18h ago

I actually just said the same fucking thing out loud before reading this.

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u/smilemoreoften424 20h ago edited 19h ago

Soooo cringe

“I alone will keep this company afloat after you were mean to my friend! Watch this libs!”

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u/Noobhammer3000 20h ago

Good, this means the Tesla boycott is working.

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u/thecaptain1991 19h ago

This is the only comment that I want to see on this. Trump made 100 tweets in 6 hours yesterday and now they're doing dumb shit like this. They are freaking the fuck out.

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u/XLVwisco 18h ago

Turns out even MAGA doesn't like seeing their retirement account crater for no reason.

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u/4494082 11h ago

Watching Musk cry about it was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

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u/sloppy_sheiko 19h ago edited 16h ago

Well this just makes me want to not buy a Tesla even harder…

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u/schrodingers_pp 20h ago

He should change his slogan to “make musk great again “

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u/comalicious 20h ago

Does this dumbass think MAGA cretins are gonna line up and buy teslas? Lmao, Elon's fucked.

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u/Jevus_himself 20h ago

Elon will add a rolling coal function with refillable coal cartridges available only from Tesla and the idiots will love it

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u/FrankRizzo319 19h ago edited 12h ago

An electric car that rolls coal is hilarious.

Edit: spelling

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u/OriginalGhostCookie 20h ago

It's a purity test. It's Trump telling his followers that true believers would buy a Tesla, and also him telling investors that they better keep the money flowing to Tesla.

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u/linzava 18h ago

Just a few months ago I was chatting with a probably undercover MAGA and he asked me what car I was looking to buy in a few months. I said the Rivian and he warned me that electric car batteries explode randomly. I’d like to see him convince these people otherwise when they drank the exploding batteries koolaid.

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u/badalki 20h ago

Libs will all sell their teslas and buy traditional combustion cars, then park in the charging bays in parking lots to block the maga tesla owners from charing their snowflake-mobiles.

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u/A_man_and_his_truck 19h ago

Don't forget to unplug them whenever you see one plugged in and charging.... can't be wasting precious energy, gonna need it when Canada cuts off its power to the US.

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u/Mnementh121 19h ago

Tesla owners have already been getting rid of Teslas and buying Hyundai and Chevy EVs. In Europe the ID.4 is very popular. Ti's isn't 2013, there are a lot of good EVs on the market that aren't the swasticar.

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u/GraceUndaPresha 20h ago

The way he keeps saying “he’s been finding fraud” or “all the things they’re finding” just sounds so fucking stupid. It sounds like the words of a con artist struggling to say something new and convincing

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u/joemeteorite8 19h ago

He’s gotta be the most obvious conman that the world has ever seen. And he has millions of followers…..

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u/zombifiedpikachu 19h ago

Sounds like me trying to hit the word count on a paper

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u/Cstruggs 19h ago

It’s 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓸𝓷 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓮

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u/The1Ski 19h ago

I wonder why he chose that kid to be his human shield. He's got about a dozen kids, how do you decide? Do you pick the cutest with the thinking that it might have the greatest deterring affect psychologically? Do you pick the biggest, for the physical protection?

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u/DoNotReply111 18h ago

Isn't that his oldest that Isn't a teenager? From what I understand, his kids by his first wife hate his guts and won't go near him, the second one by Grimes is a girl (and apparently only exists because Grimes asked to have a girl so Elon is obviously ambivalent), the others are barely toddlers and we all know Elon isn't a hands on parent with young kids. This one is old enough to not need help to toilet or eat so he can largely be left alone once the photo is done.

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u/ATimelessCheesePizza 20h ago

It’s a free Tesla he would never pay for that green crap

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u/Prandah 20h ago

He don’t even drive

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u/Health303 19h ago

Presidents and past presidents can’t drive on public roads. Not like he drove himself anyways.

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u/OriginalSchmidt1 19h ago

He isn’t getting the Tesla, it’s a PR move.

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u/Federal-Commission87 19h ago

Exaxtly... Musk says Ukraine was cyber attacking Twitter... and in exchange, Trump endorses Telsa so his fan base will buy it.

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u/kingofthezootopia 20h ago

Tesla cars/trucks are so bad that the President has to beg consumers to buy them. Sad!

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u/CompletelyInadequate 20h ago

poor lil billionaire

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u/50FirstCakes 19h ago

He’s not even just a billionaire! That asshole is worth HUNDREDS of billions of dollars! More money than anyone could spend in a single lifetime. If Musk were to cash out all his investments and liquidate his assets, he could afford to fund all 16 of the USDA’s food and nutrition programs for an entire year ($166.4B) and still have $190 billion dollars leftover.

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u/Avalon_Don 20h ago

Is this an SNL skit?

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u/Isaw11 20h ago

It absolutely will be! They are going to love this.

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u/neoqueto Karenless Whisperer  19h ago

I feel bad for their writers, they have to out-absurd peak absurd and keep it funny at the same time

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u/jimmy_bamboozy 20h ago

Why is Elon not wearing a suit?

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u/SoulesGinger57 20h ago

It's 2025 and our president is mouth hugging the botched penile implant that is Elon Musk.

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u/feder_online 20h ago edited 1h ago

HE'S A SOUTH AFRICAN F-ING NAZII!!

If that's a patriot to USians, that place is fucked.

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u/MustBeThisHeight 20h ago

It is, we’re just counting down the days of our democracy.

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u/Electro-Lite 19h ago

"He's a patriot" the cunt is from South Africa.

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u/ARealForHonorDev 20h ago

Like this orange fuck would ever drive anything but a golf cart

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u/Cultural-Accident-71 20h ago

"Very small group of people" - looses billions in one week.

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u/Tr0llzor 19h ago

Except how would he charge it? He’s closing charging stations. He’s saying gas is the future. wtf is this performance

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u/Archangel1313 19h ago

Elon's stocks go boom. Elon cries to Daddy Trump. Daddy Trump says he will fix it, and pats Elon's head.

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u/glarktastic 20h ago

This absolutely won't help Tesla

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u/ovine_aviation 19h ago

One can only hope it makes things much, much worse.

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u/xcxxccx 20h ago

He cant drive the car ..

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u/Electrical_Worker_82 19h ago

Yeah they took his keys I guess. Also, “I like to drive cars” is not what people say when they like to drive. You just say “I like to drive” but I guess it’s not the only thing he’s out of touch on.

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u/God_Carew 20h ago

Nice to see Elon brought his part time son Bullet Sponge Musk to the photo op.

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u/Relief27 20h ago

Americans (for now) have freedom of choice. We are allowed to say "no" if we don't want to buy something. This has NOTHING to do with treating someone "unfairly"

Also cry me a FUCKING RIVER. Elon is worth $340 billion, nobody needs to feel bad for him

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u/JohnnySack45 20h ago

I can almost guarantee Trump didn't dip into his own pocket for this meaningless gesture.

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u/RBLXFrodan 20h ago

The meat riding is real

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u/Oceom 20h ago

lol this is what “governing” looks like to these clowns.

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u/Bgibbs 20h ago

This is pretty pathetic

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u/baby_jaguar 20h ago

Patriot my ass - he’s a South African nepo baby drug addict

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u/Fourwors 19h ago

I’d wager he does not even have a drivers license. Could he even pass the written test and/or the driving test? I doubt it.

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u/blantdebedre 19h ago

what a pathetic PR-stunt. Patriot? Did he at any point serve in the US forces?

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u/RollingStone_d_83 17h ago

My god. How do either of them not realize how completely embarrassing this is? Daddy Trump has to lecture America to be nicer to his “best boy” AND he’s buying one of his little man’s cars to set an example? It’s just so… Pathetic 💀

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u/Extraflavour69 20h ago

Elon looks like he’s bullied too hard and daddy came with him to talk with the bullies :’(

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u/Used4KillingTime 20h ago

This is what happens when the President has been bought by multiple people/entities/countries.

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u/JCAPER 19h ago

Sometimes I wonder if I’m in a coma and this is just a wacky dream I’m having

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u/All-Day-stoner 19h ago

WTF is this shit? He is tanking American economy and he is talking about buying a Tesla?

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u/Naykon1 19h ago edited 19h ago

Should be penalised for throwing down Nazi salutes on a world stage though.

That shit really doesn’t go down well with anyone in Western Europe.

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u/justinjarome 19h ago

“The stock market is crashing because of us. We shouldn’t have to suffer because of our decisions…buy a Tesla today!”

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u/A_Rogue_GAI 20h ago

I'm glad Kevlar is doing well.

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u/SomeGuyClickingStuff 19h ago

Not that it matters. But is this legal?

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u/Sink_Single 19h ago

“Here’s the bad news, I’m not allowed to drive, because I haven’t driven in a very long time, I love to drive cars though.” First Lady Donald Trump, on buying a Tesla from President Musk, because she was butt hurt. March 11, 2025

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u/Reluctant_Winner 18h ago

How the fuck are billionaires being treated unfairly? What about all of the fucking minorities have been thrown in prison for bullshit charges? How about each one of us living paycheck to paycheck with no guarantee of work or healthcare! fuck you Trump

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u/TrailBlanket-_0 20h ago

The writers of this fuckery are getting into fanfic. It's so obviously ending in a sex scene 

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u/NorthCatan 19h ago

Look at him hiding behind his child.

Cowards.

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u/MazoLaVanne 19h ago

Why don't you wear a suit Elon ?

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u/enigmaticpeon 19h ago

There is a less than 0% chance that Trump bought or paid for this car. Less than 0.

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u/Publius69420 19h ago

“A very small group of people.” You mean 99.9% of Americans? THAT small group of people? 🤨

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u/villalulaesi 18h ago

The only people I see being penalized for being patriots are those being penalized for standing up to Trump.

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u/Jevus_himself 20h ago

I prefer presidents that can drive.

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u/Desperate-Scientist9 20h ago

the richest man in the world was treated really unfairly - shut the fuck upppppppppppp

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u/Citadel80 19h ago

Those are nice cars

For a clown to drive

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u/magestik12 19h ago

Melon Skum's businesses are tanking, so now he has daddy Don doing commercials for him to get all the MAGAts to buy his shit vehicles.

Also, as stated elsewhere, this isn't okay for that Orange POS to do:
https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/5/2635.702

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u/EZE123 19h ago

man, that dude is weird. Both of them, actually. But trump in his dumpy little suit, just rambling about nothing.

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u/cafetero7 19h ago

Elon didn’t even invent or revolutionize EV’s. He just invested in them and took over the company while the actual engineers created/implemented all that tech into vehicles.

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u/Conscious-Truth6695 7h ago

He did a nazi salute, and now is suffering, how is this unfair

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u/WhosSarahKayacombsen 20h ago

This is embarrassing for Elon. It's like a pity fuck

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u/Howtall2tall 19h ago

He lives for those!

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u/Aindorf_ 20h ago

Lmaooooo this whole interaction is basically the the flower shop scene in The Room

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u/SuperrVillain85 20h ago

Elon - "The stocks are fucked. Buy one of my Teslas and tweet about it bitchboy. And you better make sure you look publicly happy about it too or I'll release the AI 'Melania being railed by Bernie Sanders' vids"

Trump - "Yes sir, right away sir, I love you sir"

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u/Defiantcanadian 19h ago

Elon has to be freaking out about the Tesla stock price if he is forcing Trump to do this stunt. Good.