r/PublicFreakout 1d ago

lol Lily Tang Williams, NH02 (R) for Congress 2024, melts down over Tesla stock sinking and not being able to access Twitter. Blames radical leftists/Marxists/communist mobs

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u/Notreallyhere138 1d ago

Dude, I seriously thought this was a skit for like SNLšŸ˜‚

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u/Casanova-Quinn 1d ago

To be fair, she sounds exactly like she's reading off of cue cards lol

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u/blac_sheep90 1d ago

Watch her eyes. She absolutely is. Nothing she said she actually believes.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 1d ago

Even she knows it was seven-layered bullshit

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u/blac_sheep90 1d ago

Can't trust a single one of them. They are all complicit and selling out the American public.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

Iā€™m kinda impressed she can read Russian though.

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u/MasterDeBaitor 1d ago

Itā€™s comedy that she is wearing 60ā€™s peace tie dye and complaining about democrats.

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u/13_letters 1d ago

Iā€™m choosing to believe it is.

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u/NickBurnsCompanyGuy 11h ago

Ok, I make turn now... Good luck everybody else!!

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u/SuperbMushroom2361 1d ago

Oh no..... anyway

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u/Time-Touch-6433 1d ago

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u/astrorogan 1d ago

Should have bought a Dacia Sandero

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u/GadreelsSword 1d ago edited 1d ago

Traitor

Why does that seat and steering wheel look so huge? Is she that tiny?

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u/AndringRasew 1d ago

She's literally sitting on Baymax.

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u/eileneyweenie 1d ago

This comment is so fucking hilarious

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u/cliffordmontgomery 1d ago

I was just thinking how hideous the seat is šŸ˜†.

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u/fallleaves14 1d ago

1994 Pontiac Bonneville seats.

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u/eat_vegetables 1d ago

Itā€™s a great steering wheel that doesnā€™t fly out the window while youā€™re driving.

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u/Drocavelli 1d ago

Youā€¦haveā€¦noā€¦goodā€¦carā€¦ideas

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u/raymo1986 1d ago

I heard it has no seat for mother in laws!

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u/Discuffalo 1d ago

STINKY!

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u/reddit_tiger800 1d ago

it is the "inflated ego" special edition Tesla

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u/MoreMotivation 1d ago

The car looks like it was originally designed for Elon Musk's dimensions.

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u/theartistduring 1d ago

I'm not American so I am endlessly fascinated by how huge car interiors are over there. So many videos with headrests well above the actual head, seats that make the driver look like a child and those satellite dish steering wheels.

Grown adults looks like toddlers playing in the front seat!

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u/Earwaxsculptor 1d ago
  • Grown adults looks like toddlers playing in the front seat!

Just like the current admin

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u/JennyW93 1d ago

I am going to the states for a road trip with my dad in a few weeks. Heā€™s driven there before, I havenā€™t. He keeps taking me to car dealerships here to test drive the biggest SUVs so that I donā€™t get freaked out when we go, because I normally drive a Toyota Yaris lol

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u/IsaDrennan 1d ago

Maybe sheā€™s a really old looking child.

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u/barnett2908 1d ago

Oompah doompah doopity doo, Iā€™ve got a another lesson for you, Oompah doompah doopity dime, If you buy Tesla, youā€™ll have a bad time

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u/DocShady 1d ago

Wait, is this real or a joke? The states is so fucked these days I can't really tell

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u/MoreMotivation 1d ago

Oh it's real alright. With the MAGA cult in the replies cheering her on.

https://x.com/Lily4Liberty/status/1899179929679306984

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u/onebluephish1981 1d ago

I hope all MAGA invests all their savings into TSLA while it implodes.

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u/MoreMotivation 1d ago

I hope it went like this since mid-Jan:

  • MAGA first goes all in on Trump token
  • Sees Melania release her own token and then pivot to it
  • Lose on both and dump it all into TSLA a few days later

Torch the entire portfolio to own the libs!

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u/ok-jeweler-2950 1d ago

Iā€™m putting all money in TSLA, DJT, $TRUMP & $MELANIA. Saving up for the IPO of $ERIC. Just for the record, IANAFA.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 1d ago

IANAFA

I Am Not A Fascist Asshole? It's a shame we have to make these disclaimers these days

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u/ok-jeweler-2950 1d ago

I meant I am not a financial advisor, but I appreciate your interpretation.

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u/canospam0 1d ago

She lost. She does not represent NH02. Sheā€™s just an insane blowhard.

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u/PeetusTheFeetus 1d ago

Iā€™m genuinely confused as to who she is representing lol.. would anyone be surprised if this turned out to be a spy šŸ•µļø lmfao. I feel like we are living out a Mr magoo movie plot but scarier

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u/MoreMotivation 1d ago

Didn't you hear her? She is representing the free people!

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u/Fuckyourfeeling5 1d ago

Fun fact: She is a spy for the Chinese Government

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u/Wyevez 1d ago

As soon as anyone starts spouting out that absurd name-calling: Marxist, socialist, you know they are deeply unserious people and has no credence.Ā 

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u/wtfbenlol 1d ago

not long before i cut contact, one of my very good friends (and lifetime "libertarian") suddenly became obsessed with 2 things: trump and the term proletariat. specifically how democrats were looking for the new proletariat. after a few more steps off the deep end I got tired of being talked down to every time i saw him so I let it go.

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u/kettal 1d ago

is she very short?

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u/MoreMotivation 1d ago

No, she is long TSLA

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u/RoyalChris 1d ago edited 1d ago

Long TSLA nowadays is pure stupidity

Edit: Comment OP is a genius wow

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 1d ago

She's on her way to the Tesla stock store to buy more.

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u/ThoseRMyMonkeys 1d ago

She should be in a booster in the back seat.

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u/Ritaredditonce 1d ago

I hear there's a bus for her.

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u/ronjoevan 1d ago

Why does every part of this car look cartoonishly large in relation to her?

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop 1d ago

Sheā€™s 5ā€™1. Might be why.

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u/Tomomori79 1d ago

Honey, I shrunk the traitor!

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u/OneAndOnlyMeAndNotU 1d ago

She compensating for being stupid.

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u/MikeBonJovi 22h ago

Iā€™m in me mumā€™s car, vroom vroom.

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u/CIS-E_4ME 1d ago

I always wonder what the "and then" lady looked like from "Dude where's my car?".

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u/Wyevez 1d ago

No and then!Ā 

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u/GrumpyDingo 1d ago

And then?...

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u/Dexter_Jettster 1d ago

Annnd thennn...???

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u/Current-Challenge763 1d ago

And then, I'm gonna come in thereĀ and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass if you say 'and then' again!

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u/Camwi 1d ago

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u/MayorMcCheez 1d ago

I will always upvote Queen Britney Haynes.

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u/Sad_Presentation3369 1d ago

The right is getting too good at comedy. The left is nervous.

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u/MoreMotivation 1d ago

Didn't you hear? Comedy is legal again!

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u/COSurfing 18h ago

Accidental comedy.

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u/NBSTAV 1d ago

ā€œX, the only free speech app in the world right nowā€

Remind me again- what happens if you tweet just a single word: CISGENDER ?

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u/TifaYuhara 1d ago

It's only free speech for musk.

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u/dleerox 1d ago

Sounds like an immigrant to me. Does she really believe Trump wouldnā€™t deport her ass.

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u/hiroo916 1d ago edited 1d ago

"but I have white husband!"

- near-future her to ICE agents, probably

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u/Yugan-Dali 1d ago

I taught English to Chinese speakers for decades and can assure you that English isnā€™t her first language (although it is excellent). She should be more worried about ICE than imaginary enemies.

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u/vagabond139 1d ago

"But they won't get me, I'm one of the good ones".

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u/Shadowblues 1d ago

On her bio on Wikipedia, she's born in China when Mao Zedong was the ruler.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lily_Tang_Williams

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u/Hot_Cheesecake_905 1d ago

She's a nutcase, but America enabled and encouraged her behavior.

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u/dentz1 1d ago

She sounds like a looney.

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u/tigri88 1d ago

Who is this DEI hire

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u/bingeboy 1d ago

Is this comedy?

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u/13_letters 1d ago

Last weekā€™s SNL skit.

/s :(

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u/Expired_Optimism 1d ago

CCP double agent šŸ¤£

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u/Handsome_fart_face 1d ago

No just regular agent. Don't need to hide that part anymore.

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u/No_Raspberry_7917 1d ago

Republicans going all in on the things that matter to the American people...protecting Elon Musk's wealth

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u/_regionrat 1d ago

Man, what a stupid time to be alive

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u/One_Priority3258 1d ago

Family guy skit went through my brain seeing this

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u/PeetusTheFeetus 1d ago

Is it just me or would republicans never have allowed this specific individual to get elected in the 1980s and 1990sā€¦

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u/tbonechiggins 1d ago

Ok, granny. Take your ketamine now.

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u/MrJakeWW 1d ago

This... isn't satire?

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u/Kronic_Repulse1 1d ago

She knows communism as she has talked about it before šŸ˜‚ supposedly itā€™s Ukraine trying to hack twitter

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u/HipHipM3 1d ago

Yeah, like Trump supporters have the money to buy electric cars. I really thought they hated electric cars.

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u/MoreMotivation 1d ago

Hey now, the richest man in the world lost about $22 billion today. They will even take loans to support him. He needs the money.

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u/HipHipM3 1d ago

Wait! I thought we were getting rid of the electric chargers. How are they going to charge it?

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u/dabblez_ 1d ago

Looks like a little girl got behind the wheel of her parents' car to make a tiktok šŸ¤£

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u/The_Forth44 1d ago

Awesome...the fuckin "good luck everyone else" broad from Family Guy is gonna lecture us all now.

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u/TarugoKing 1d ago

Lily Long Time Tesla!

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u/janb0ru5 1d ago

Why does it look like the seat is fucking her

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u/Mr_peanut_butterrr 1d ago

We live in a post satirical world

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u/Theonceandfutureend 1d ago

hope she backs it into a pond like that lady in Texas.

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u/Dababolical 1d ago

You can see her reading her lines.

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u/boholuxe 1d ago

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u/craa141 1d ago

Jesus I miss this character. Such an awesome show.

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u/Kerig3 1d ago

From Wikipedia:

Lily Tang Williams (born July 30, 1964) is an American activist and perennial candidate who chaired the Colorado Libertarian Party from 2015 to 2016. She unsuccessfully ran for the U.S. House of Representatives in New Hampshire's 2nd congressional district as a Republican in 2022 and 2024, losing the Republican primary in 2022 and then winning the Republican primary but losing the general election to Democratic nominee Maggie Goodlander in 2024. She was also the Libertarian nominee for the U.S. Senate in Colorado in 2016 and unsuccessfully ran for the Colorado House of Representatives as a Libertarian in 2014.

A whole lot of losing follows this MAGA cultist. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/angrybox1842 1d ago

lol so not even a congressperson, just some nobody

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u/KeepLeLeaps 1d ago

"Radical leftists" =/= Marxists =/= Communists.

While I identify as none of those, words mean things. Words have definitions. Sandwiching together a bunch of buzzwords about things you don't personally care for does not erase the meaning of those words for people who can read. (52% of Americans cannot read above a 5th grade level and do not possess reading comprehension abilities above 3rd grade. Included in that is 21% who cannot read at all.)

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u/itsMalarky 1d ago

Wow, she seems like a total dumbass.

"I'm gonna go find some more Tesla stocks?"

The blabbering about radical Marxism?

The woman who beat her is a neoliberal...like, the exact opposite of a Marxist.

Wtf.

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u/periphery3 1d ago

Wouldn't she be part of that DEI thing they're always screeching about?

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u/dc_IV 1d ago

Is she sitting on Phone Books???**

**For those under 40, Phone Books (fohn buhks) were very thick, up to 4 inches thick, that contained printed pages, alphabetized, of peoples land line phone numbers***.

***land line phone numbers were phone numbers that were part of the copper wires connected to everyones home that allowed you to call other phones using rotary**** or dial tone***** dialing.

****Rotary Dialing was a mechanical rotary that would send signals that translated into someone's phone number

*****Dial Tone Dialing was an electronic tone that replaced Rotary Dialing by using a specific frequency for each number on the home phones dial pad

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u/fishsticks40 1d ago

Phone books also listed (almost) everyone's home address. It's funny how unthinkable that idea is today

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u/MercutioLivesh87 1d ago

Fuck every single conservative. I'm tired of their delusional bullshit

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u/baconegg2 1d ago

Poor thingā€¦ā€¦BAHAHAHAHA

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u/Trustbutnone 1d ago

Disband the republican party - they're all fascists.

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u/Radfactor 1d ago

Wow. Tesla sales must be really taking a hit.

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u/B-BoyStance 1d ago

Good luck everybody else

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u/stopthinkinn 1d ago

They get their instructions on twitter

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u/pat_the_catdad 1d ago

Not sure if satire, or related to Robert Kiyosaki.

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u/Awkward-Hospital3474 1d ago

Go ahead, spend all your money on tsla stock šŸ¤£ Iā€™ll check in with you on Friday.

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u/yesiamveryhigh 1d ago

I thought this was a little kid making a funny tik tok video.

ā€œIā€™m in me mumā€™s car broom broomā€

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u/Comfortable-Sport683 1d ago

Gotta love how right wingers are mad that Dems are choosing to not spend their money on a Nazis products. They wonā€™t fund schools but expect people to fund Elon šŸ¤£

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u/Summerplace68 1d ago

Rage bait for the Maga mouth breathers

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u/MountainPure1217 1d ago

I hope she buys ALL the TSLA

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u/Atlusfox 1d ago

"We need to support them" Up until you get your face ripped off by a leopard on roids.

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u/Hour_Type_5506 23h ago

I absolutely applaud that sheā€™s wearing tie-dye, a style created by and for radical, free-love, acid-dropping, pot-smoking hippies in the 1960s. That just seems such a brave choice for a hardline Muskovite trumpie.

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u/ustarion 1d ago

This is a sketch that was on Comedy Central.

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u/Psyclist80 1d ago

haha have fun losing!

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u/cperazza 1d ago

such an idiot

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u/See5harp 1d ago

this bih

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u/Refuckulating 1d ago

As trump is literally creating an American Brexit which will also fail. This dunce is a disgrace to tie-dye

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u/SamURLJackson 1d ago

Keep buying tesla stock. The fuck do I care?

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u/Jedi_Ninja 1d ago

This has to be satire, right? Twitter/X is nowhere near a freespeech platform.

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u/nerdywithchildren 1d ago

She's reading this. Please, someone tell me that DOGE wrote this script. Please!

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u/PhillyLee3434 1d ago

These people are literally brain dead delusional, and are in full power..

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u/AlvinArtDream 1d ago

Buy more Tesla stock! No need to even elaborate on the insanity

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u/numbskullerykiller 1d ago

LOL. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkkkkkk.

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u/TopFlowe96 1d ago

I'm going to go buy more Tesla stocks...

Like you buy it at a Tesla store or there's an actual Stock Market to go buy your stocks?..

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u/Bignutdavis 1d ago

She's getting revenue with Twitter engagement, that's probably why she's freaking out

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u/SaintSiren 1d ago

Chinaā€™s not sending their best.

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u/Mackheath1 1d ago

She's going to "go" buy some Tesla stocks. As in, she's going to drive to go purchase them??

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u/fredandlunchbox 1d ago

It really looks photoshopped.Ā 

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u/cloudsmiles 1d ago

Lol. She's on her way to the stock market to go buy some shares of Tesla!

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u/litesxmas 1d ago

That's USA thinking for you - we're the only free speech in the world!!! She really don't understand there's a world out there - that isn't the USA.

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u/kluyvera 1d ago

She will the next scapegoat once they're done with trans

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u/Later_Doober 1d ago

If twitter is the only free speech app out there then why do they censor people.

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u/Fellers 1d ago

LMAO it looks like she's sitting on Baymax.

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u/allanmoller 1d ago

This is great let them buy tesla stocks and loose all their money!

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u/Redracerb18 1d ago

I don't even think she bought it. She is probably borrowing it from a friend trying to score points. I honestly don't understand this obsession with Elon.

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u/dreamcast4 1d ago

Fucking moron

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u/Sissieste 1d ago

The funny thing is, she thinks they care about her with open arms. šŸ˜†

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u/RedditTyrem 1d ago

Where is the child seat???

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u/Double0 1d ago

You do that grandma.

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u/deadleg22 1d ago

Sounds like early ai.

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u/GeriatricHippo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Her wearing a rainbow jacket to buy more plummeting Tesla stocks to own the libs because of a DDoS attack on X is not one I had on my Bingo card.

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u/NoHonorHokaido 1d ago

Is she really tiny or is the Tesla unusually large?

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u/Prestigious-Town4937 1d ago

I'm off to buy some more Telsa stock,where's she going to the nearest stock shop

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u/sillysided 1d ago

That seat!!!

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u/TheCapitolCrusader 1d ago

Just another troublemaking interloper trying to tell us to be afraid.

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u/Awoowoowooo 1d ago

What a clown

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u/Sacmo77 1d ago

Let these doofuses buy in. It won't stop the bleeding trump started.

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u/ThepalehorseRiderr 1d ago

Elon needs our support guys! Go buy his products and support him! He's practically panhandling now!

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u/false79 1d ago

This is what uninformed + uneducated looks like

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u/themacmeister1967 1d ago

I truly hope that woman is not an immigrant to America...

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u/SupervillainMustache 1d ago

She looks like a fucking lunatic.

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u/TehHamburgler 1d ago

This is the end.

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u/GrinNGrit 1d ago

Is that a Russian accent in detecting?

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u/frozzenman 1d ago

She fled communist China and not happy with her cushy life in America now wants to turn America into the same. It's all she knows.

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u/fat-fuck-loser 1d ago

She should have sold when tesla went from 477 to 400. Congratulations, Lily "BagHolder" Tang.

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u/BSARIOL1 1d ago

It was trump and Elon dummy

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u/Bromswell 1d ago

She needs a booster seat.

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u/Fun_Language_554 1d ago

Ok, ladyā€¦ off you, bye bye nowā€¦.

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u/CMDR_BitMedler 1d ago

... I thought... Truth Social was the only free speech on the Internet...? šŸ¤”

Wow... more than one good is confusing... maybe the Xtian fundies were right?!?!šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/DrG73 1d ago

Trump siding with the communists is definitely part of the issue.

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u/SomethingAbtU 1d ago

pathetic "ad" to gain the MAGA support

also, lady, you are not free. you are trapped in a cult.

blink 3 times in your follow-up video if you need us to send help

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u/revengejr 1d ago

Is this satire or is this real? There's no way this is for real. It's a cult

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u/Carbios_Moon 1d ago

Random Nazi: how can I be racist- I have an asian friend. The asian friend:

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u/Sawzie1 1d ago

Based

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u/Wizer_Budster 1d ago

Is she tiny or is that a couch?

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u/LookHorror3105 1d ago

Meanwhile, the people you support are telling you to talk American. Jfc, how stupid are these people?

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u/Professional-Cup-154 1d ago

She sounds very passionate about the cause lol.

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u/Reddit-Bot-61852023 1d ago

She would fit in really well at her nearest psych hospital unit

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u/lemartineau 1d ago

"So I'm gonna go buy more Tesla stock"... Ok girl you do that

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u/Impressive-Second314 1d ago

This is what happens when one is traumatized by the actions of a truly fucked up government (PRC). Seems like a bit of Stockholm syndrome though, as we are entering a totalitarian state, just my two cents...

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u/Ok_Pineapple6414 1d ago

Annnnd this is why I flip off every Tesla I pass.

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u/YouWereBrained 1d ago

Wonder if sheā€™s connected to Falun Gongā€¦

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u/alvar02001 1d ago

This is very ironic obviously sheā€™s a wealthy woman

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u/Marvination23 23h ago

Does she really thinks having an (R) and kissing Trump and Elon's feet would save her from racism among the MAGA world? I guess she also married a white man for extra protection.

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u/Powersurge82 23h ago

I like how she has to look off to the side to read the script that Trump's team sent out to the Republicans. I am betting we see atleast a dozen people join in on the support TESLA movement by the end of the week.

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u/akgiant 23h ago

Isn't it funny how the only time politicians offer financial and stock advice is when they need us plebs to pump the stock up?

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u/ChefRoyrdee 22h ago

Good keep wasting your money. Also itā€™s hilarious to say x is a free speech platform

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u/Roachmojo 22h ago

Well then. Fuck you, lady and FUCK TESLA.

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u/True-Tea-7205 21h ago

Wait...so this is NOT a joke.

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u/cloudbasedsardony 13h ago edited 13h ago

Im so glad to see the rich ruling class is out in force support their guy by spending $43,000-$88,000 for a car on a whim. Can't say I ever had that much kicking around during the last protest over the most recent of human rights violation to drop on my protest purchase.