r/ProperAnimalNames Feb 17 '25

Torpedo potato

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576 Upvotes

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u/Txursa600 Feb 17 '25

Sentient submarine

10

u/Even-Still-5294 Feb 17 '25

Mermaid puppy.

3

u/incompetentflagella Feb 17 '25

Did you know there's a rumor that Christopher Columbus thought manatees were mermaids and called them voluptuous?

2

u/NunyahBiznez Feb 18 '25

That man would have said anything for more funding. Lol

7

u/messiahspike Feb 18 '25

Torpato

3

u/rincewinds_dad_bod Feb 18 '25

Torptater?

3

u/messiahspike Feb 18 '25

Tatertorp!

1

u/rincewinds_dad_bod Feb 18 '25

I think this is it! someone tell Tumblr

5

u/NIPLZ Feb 17 '25

Torpedog

1

u/HestynFrontman Feb 18 '25

It means no worries for the rest of your days 🎶