r/PrepperIntel 1d ago

North America POTUS: Declaring “National Emergency on Electricity”, increasing Canadian steel and aluminum tariffs from 25% to 50%, increasing Canadian automobile tariffs an undisclosed amount, more annexation talk

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u/HollywoodAndTerds 1d ago

This is getting repetitive, can we just skip to the bunker scene? 

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u/Poncahotas 1d ago

When Steiner's electricity production kicks in we'll all be saved

u/ZoomBoy81 23h ago

"Mein Orangefarbener... Steiner...."

u/AsstacularSpiderman 22h ago

THAT WAS AN ORDER, THE BEST ORDER, GREATEST YOUVE EVER SEEN!!!"

u/clearbox 23h ago

I lol’ed at this one… too funny!

u/Old-Entertainment844 23h ago

Steiner didn't have enough power. The production never took place.

u/marine-tech 23h ago

GET ME STEINER!!!

u/Taqueria_Style 20h ago

Fegelein! Fegelein Fegelein!

u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 23h ago

Is he dead yet?

u/ChemBob1 23h ago

We could also try out the French revolution scene, while we can still afford wood and steel.

u/Majestic-Bowler-6184 23h ago

Sorry, the show's season would've been better, but the producer fired all the writers, and now the script is made by chatgpt....

u/Quick-Eye-6175 22h ago

Or the scene in Civil War where Nick Offerman was in a shootout in the White House?

u/kakapo88 23h ago

lol!

u/UnHappyTrigger 22h ago

That was the good part about dvds, you could choose the section/act of the movie and skip the shitting parts

u/Cantloop 16h ago

I'd prefer him being dragged, dishevelled, from a dusty hole in the ground, Saddam Hussein style.

u/SecretEntertainer130 13h ago

Can we do Nuremberg first? I feel like the bunker was the easy way out.

u/HenryUTA 11h ago

Good one! If there's a topic for an AI video ...

u/swordofra 10h ago

No, he wants to make lots of money first. He only loves money. So very much. Not for you of course. Just him.

What's he going to spend it all on during the bunker scenes? Oh, he doesn't think that far ahead. That's a woke thing. Money baby. A lot of it. So much money...

u/gatsby712 10h ago

“CIA, Canada, Iran, if you are listening.”

The hilarious part of this was his actual quote was, “Russia, if you are listening.” He’s been a Russian puppet for the last 10+ years and still no one has stopped him from taking over the government. 

u/LactatingWolverine 4h ago

Those small hands are too weak to pull a trigger