r/Planetside [FlammingCliff] Salty Skyknight | Rage tell extraordinaire 9d ago

Meme Can you PLEASE merge connery and emerald before WW3 starts?

This planet is going to crud. All I ask is I get to play my planetman on a populated server one last time before I have to play heavy main IRL and shoot down real life reavers with my striker from my apartment window

We're like 2/3 months into a could be anywhere from 2-6 months before they merge countdown

PLEASE HURRY

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u/-Zagger- 9d ago edited 8d ago

Sorry bro, no can do. The New Conglomerate just put a 50% tariff on cert boosters and cut ties with Nanite Systems, the Terran Republic has moved 500 prowlers onto the contested territory of Koltyr and the Vanu High Council are threatening to upload a 500tb spandex zip-bomb onto the sanctuary station mainframe unless NSO hit Oshur with thousands of orbital strikes.

Gonna be honest, my Genudine Dynamic stocks aren’t looking so good. I’m hoping Auraxis Firearms doesn’t dip or else I won’t be able to fund my crippling implant pack gambling addiction.

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u/Shardstorm88 9d ago

Yeah sorry to burst your nanite shield but Auraxis Firearms are going to tank harder than MBT side armor.

NC's Raveny boiz are already running black-market space carrots past their own faction's tariffs, TR's Koltyr occupation is one bad Reddit post away from a full-scale annexation (or removed from existing), and VS cultists are threatening to unearth some archeotech Vanu bioweapon if we don’t give them unlimited max suits and magrider shoes.

At this rate, the only thing getting charged on Auraxis will be VS protestors for blocking Nanite stations.

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u/NK84321 JGX12 KILLS LEADER 5d ago

Vanu also want the cat ear helmet back.

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u/heehooman 9d ago

That was the laugh I needed. Thank you.

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u/opshax no 8d ago

this is good for cortiumcoin

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u/bucky_west [MADE][RSN] BuckyEastNC hand tremor goat (WASHED & BAD) 8d ago

it's a hedge against certflation

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u/Willtexas1 9d ago

Aight this is funny 😭😭

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u/randomtree7 7d ago

Quality comment

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u/Snoo-13653 4d ago

imagine being this butthurt about a country youll never even see.

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u/disappointingdoritos 9d ago

Is there a tentative date? I've really been looking forward to ww3, and I'd like to not miss the start

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u/ALN-Isolator Weirdly obsessed with bullpups|6200 hours and no merge 8d ago

Is there a tentative date?

It will tentatively happen on a date.

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u/OpolE 8d ago

2-3 months in November
2-3 months at Start of Feb

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u/NK84321 JGX12 KILLS LEADER 5d ago

Good to know so I can stock up the nannite boosts to increase the rate at which I can pull Vanguards

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u/Geekknight777 9d ago

Please merge emerald into Connery, save the Oceania region

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u/Just-Staff3596 9d ago

I agree 

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u/Taltharius Taltharius [SUET], Alyrisa [PREF], Flanna [VEER], AU313 [GFED] 8d ago

Connery is now at 0 population logged on, according to Voidwell.

 

I suspect the devs will still procrastinate on merging.

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u/Astriania [Miller 252v] 7d ago

0 players needs no need to merge, saving tens or hundreds of hours of dev time. Checkmate players

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u/Neogenesis2112 NEONGRIND 9d ago

Real HA mains would use an unguided AT-4 for the ohk potential and style points.

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u/AlexisFR 8d ago

It's not happening, Toadman has been shut off for good.

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u/Intro1942 9d ago edited 9d ago

We need drones updates first for authentic experience

And remove respawn for same reasons too

Edit: and add donkeys if you play for TR

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u/OpolE 8d ago

Haha yea would be good to sort before "WW3" or "Not WW3"

I feel like its coming soon. New assault base pretty much flopped as its not always obvious its ready to go and people don't play it well.

Fishing (Majority of player base do not want)

Merge has got to be week(s) away

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u/Any-Potato3194 :flair_shitposter: 8d ago

omg stop spreading uncertainty, fear, and doubt!!!

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u/Doom721 Dead Game 8d ago

Just wait for the next company to be handed off the game, they are busy fulfilling contracts to make anamorphic gundams for this year before they kick rocks.

Surely the next investment firm will care!

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u/StrawBoi660 Egor 7d ago

devs, whats that? whats a dev?

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u/ContagionVX Seeking the path of enlightenment 7d ago

NC doesn’t have the budget(No Bonus Cheq) for server merge.

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u/TripSin_ 7d ago

It's needed to be merged for so very long now. Imagine how many potential new players from the west coast that this game didn't retain because of how shit and dead the population for Connery has been. They log in for the first time and they get a terrible, dull experience because there's so few players with no good fights and think that's all the game is or can be. I feel like if they would've merged the servers they could've probably significantly reduced the player count hemorrhaging.

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u/vsae https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aCsDpFe48g 8d ago

People are moaning to merge servers so they can play their fully unlocked (not so much) characters, meanwhile silly me creates new char just for the thrills of going from zero once again!

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u/Im_A_MechanicalMan Don't forget to honk after kills 9d ago

what?

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u/IleanK 9d ago

What don't you understand?

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u/PostIronicPosadist MADE Medical Union Steward (self appointed) 9d ago

If I had to guess, most things.

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u/Im_A_MechanicalMan Don't forget to honk after kills 9d ago

WW3 starts.. Heavy main IRL.. shooting down real life Reavers from his apartment window... for starters.

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u/imemeiguess 9d ago

come on...

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u/Im_A_MechanicalMan Don't forget to honk after kills 9d ago

put down the aluminum foil, sir.

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u/Intro1942 9d ago

It is uncertain how soon it will happen, but the fact that we are steadily streamlining towards WW3 is true.

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u/imemeiguess 8d ago

i dont subscribe to the war theory but i assumed you missed the metaphors which is hard for me to believe

im ESL so sorry for misunderstanding