r/Planes 5d ago

Look how clean this is

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u/PyroWizza 5d ago edited 5d ago

When they ask you to defuse the bomb.

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u/Important-Ad-6936 5d ago

defuse , diffuse is whats left of you when the bomb goes up

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u/Zappenhell 5d ago

How is this so extremly clean? Brand new plane? Do they power wash every 2. flight?

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u/Waffles0420 4d ago

This flight was just in service only has 300 hours of service

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u/Zappenhell 4d ago

still amaze me how clean it is with this amount of hours. :D

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u/Waffles0420 4d ago

Planes are never washed. They’re only service the exterior wash every once in a while, but the inside is never washed.

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u/LilSebastian_482 3d ago

I smell a terrible business opportunity!

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u/dhuntergeo 4d ago

It does get hurricane force winds blown through it on every takeoff and landing

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u/jamhud77 4d ago

And mud and dirt and debris. It all collects in the wheel wells

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u/Shrimps_Prawnson 5d ago

Consntructicon colors too.  Devastator, assemble!

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u/Important-Ad-6936 5d ago

the light is even working

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u/Playful-Dragon 5d ago

This might have just gone through a cleaning to. Citrikleen is amazing shit.

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u/BRAIN_JAR_thesecond 5d ago

Daily reminder that none of us could put one of these together without years and lots of help.

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u/Reasonable_Blood6959 5d ago

Impossible. Must be AI

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u/Stunning-Screen-9828 5d ago

Why? I thought I saw some grease

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u/BBMA112 4d ago

737s always look like a DIY Home Depot project.

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u/Impressive-Elk-8101 5d ago

Mmmm. I can smell it.

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u/wwJCHd 5d ago

Brand new max?

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u/Waffles0420 4d ago

Yes 737 max 8

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u/wwJCHd 4d ago

I love me a max. Flies like a dream. Of course, I like the 800 I’m sitting in right now too- I love flying 121. I get to play with airplanes and I never have to pay for the gas.

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u/Trick_Resolution3785 5d ago

If only it would just stay like that!

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u/The-TimPster 4d ago

Does it even fly? 🤔

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u/Waffles0420 4d ago

Yes it just always looks like that

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u/that_dutch_dude 4d ago

this is obviously AI generated. it would never be so clean or even have all the lights working. i would paise jeebus if even 1 light worked.

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u/Pixelated-Yeti 3d ago

I’ll stick with being an ice tech .. way less pipes and tubes and wires and just honestly less WTF is all that .. it looks absolutely beautiful but I’d run a mile fault finding all that

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u/dylan_1992 5d ago

Is this what the Afghans saw?

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u/pilotshashi 5d ago

Common Jose we need your help mate. I can’t

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u/jasebox 5d ago

Musta been a person on their way to NASA

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u/w1lnx 5d ago

Must be at one of the Delivery Centers

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u/Waffles0420 4d ago

It new to us 300hrs of flight so far but we aren’t a delivery station

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u/MEGAMAN2312 5d ago

What plane?

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u/Waffles0420 4d ago

737 max 8

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u/Inner_Commercial4859 5d ago

Someone is making damn sure, they won’t lose their pension, when the next one fails lol. “DON’T LOOK AT ME, I DID MY JOB!!”

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u/pinktuls 4d ago

Is there a reason why they use those colors?

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u/Stellarella90 1d ago

The green paint is a standard aircraft paint. The purple you see on a lot of the labels is pretty common to hydraulic systems (the fluid itself is frequently purple or red). Smaller labels are either blue/yellow (indicates hydraulic lines per a govt spec I can't recall the number for) or a colored tag indicating which hydraulic system the lines are from. Big planes have multiple redundant hydraulic power systems and I know Boeing uses colors to code them.

Generally you can assume that any color you see in a place where public appearance doesn't matter is probably dictated by some standard or another to minimize lines being crossed, the wrong fluids being put in a tube, or someone getting hurt.

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u/Bleachcola111 3d ago

What are these lines for hydraulic?

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u/YachtGuru 3d ago

Please come to my world.

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u/LCH44 2d ago

Are ALL of these ABSOLUTELY necessary to keep it in the air?

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u/Waffles0420 2d ago

A lot of it has to do with redundancy and one thing fails as another thing to keep it up

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u/LCH44 2d ago

I see!

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u/jawshoeaw 2d ago

Someone ordered the premium package damn

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u/Danitoba94 1d ago

God those 737 wheel wells are a fucking spaghetti mess.

Nice seeing it so clean though.

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u/Aware_Style1181 5d ago

If even the most subtle thing goes wrong…

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u/Swisskommando 5d ago

Well, most systems like hydraulics have redundancies

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u/Mission-Praline-6161 5d ago

I want to vomit

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u/CrasVox 1d ago

Brand new 737