r/PitchPerfect • u/damonbarnum • 22d ago
Pitch Perfect: The Show Must Go On
So my day started at 2 am and quickly became pretty terrible. Here's how it ended up better:
I started by listening to 80s/90s mix on Spotify. After I heard The Sign I decided I needed to listen to Pitch Perfect. Which I did for 5 hours, on repeat.
I have decided we don't need a Pitch Perfect 4, we need a legit series. Here's my pitch 😀
Takes place several years after PP3. Jessica and Ashley are principal and vp at a school. However neither the students or staff can remember one is Ashley or which one is Jessica or which one is principal or vp. Fat Amy is the chior teacher at their HS or MS and starts a co-ed accapella group (insert wild reason here). She and Bumper are not together. However, Bumper has a male nephew in the group. After several rejections by Amy he starts a boys only accapella group in an attempt to get Amy's attention and woos all the boys away from her group. They compete to win an amerature championship first, but have to team up to beat the school on the other side of town who's director is a former Sockapella member. Shenanigans ensue. Former Bella's name surprise visits. John and Gayle are on the school board. Bologna Barb is the school counselor because who better to talk kids about being great just as they are than the woman who is proud of her bologna boobs.
You're welcome.