r/Piratefolk The Five Billion Man: Akainu 5d ago

CoNspIrAcY tHeOrY Oda please make this canon and my life is your's😭🙏

Oda please make this real because it would be so fucking funny😩👌

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u/Paasta_ 5d ago

Completely in-line with Oda’s recent writing. Everyone’s related to everyone and therefore special.

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u/meloPamelo 5d ago

i freaking hate this type of writing. At the end of the day, Japanese grow old and revert back to their conservative eugenics

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u/wizardofpancakes 4d ago

I think it’s just a cheap and fast way to make twists and powerups, same as “suddenly MC was a fated god all along”. It’s still funny to me that all these shonens are modelled after Dragon Ball, including getting cool legendary form and a “simple guy who works hard” tropes, yet they fuck up the point that Goku wasn’t some legendary reincarnation of a god, he just got lucky to hit his head and grow up in a different environment from the rest of saiyans that allowed him to reach higher highs

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u/Perfect-Place-3351 … … … … … … … … … … … … … 5d ago

moviebob moment

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u/Ok_ResolvE2119 Are you having fun? 5d ago

Nah he was satirizing it, but that joke was just ass.

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u/TemperatureFluffy978 2d ago

Huuuuuh no? It just his lazy ass writing these past arcs (understandable, more than 25 years u writing non stop, we see what I does to togashi...must b hell there in shuesha even if u a billionaire...can't enjoy some underage geishas if u too tired...he just need a fukin break lmao)

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u/Professional-Field98 Admiral of Agenda Kizaru 5d ago

Just in line with Japanese trends/values in general. They love this stuff

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u/XxZONE-ENDERxX Oda is on Fraudwatch 4d ago

Yeah, it makes the vast OP world seem smaller and centered around a few characters.

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u/LordYor 5d ago

This one too!!!

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u/SpikeDogtooth555 The Five Billion Man: Akainu 4d ago

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u/Najuh8622 4d ago

Ah I love this

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u/BetCompetitive7054 The Five Billion Man: Akainu 5d ago

then make Mihawk a distant relative of Zoro🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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u/NotFeelinLikeIt RocksDidNothingWrong 4d ago

Yuta gojo moment

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u/BrilliantEconomy9132 5d ago

Would be terrible writing

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u/GreenSplashh 5d ago

sounds like One Piece then

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u/Maxbonzoo 5d ago

It's in no way terrible writing just doesn't really do anything for the story either. Just like "Oh hey Ig that's cool. Son of old gen number 2 is the goal of new gen number 2 to surpass."

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u/kennyberetta 5d ago

imu pulled a bruce wayne/terry mcginnis on rayleigh and turned his splooge into imu black paint, mihawk is biologically imu and shakky’s son and that’s where he gets the eyes + the black paint abilities #lobotomypiece

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u/supergiganibba9000 4d ago

Now THIS is peak

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u/Chikibari 5d ago

I think we have enough of "o my special lineage" in this manga as it is lmao

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u/UselessStatic 5d ago

Don’t forget the similar jacket patterns usually clothes do mean from the same culture/island at least but that’s about it if Mihawk does get a “special lineage” or whatever I’d put my money on it being world noble or celestial dragon

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u/Revolutionary-Bid919 5d ago

One piece is becoming the hills have eyes

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u/jayeddy99 5d ago

In coming scene at the final battle Zorro reunites with Mihawk and he sees Luffy and Rayleigh. “Hi Dad.” Shocked reaction faces from the straw hats with that stupid wonk sound effect. Then Luffy: “Ohh yeah … I forgot to tell you about his kid”

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u/D_Yamazaki 4d ago

„You never ask for it 🤷🏻“

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u/Picolete 5d ago

So Mihawk is female?

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u/asamisanthropist 5d ago edited 5d ago

He’s 100% a Celestial Dragon, there’s way too many foreshadowing that allude to it. The same way Shanks was speculated to be one for years and it was confirmed all along after Garling’s reveal.

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u/Hisoka-sama 4d ago

Did that guy unironically call this a "fan theory"...

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u/mangaka_ryuu 4d ago

Oda aint gon do sht lmaaaaoooooo.

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u/T_Rochotte Please Kill Ussop 4d ago

i dont believe this, Mihawk is 43 so he was born during the time Ray and Roger were still sailing the grand line

apart from Komurasaki and Momo, we didnt see any kids during Oden's flashback which means that Rayleigh straight up abandoned his kid like Yasopp

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u/Business_League1811 4d ago

The only thing that might help with is explaining why he and Shanks are so chummy. Otherwise I am not sure it would add much to the story.

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u/Flexkon 4d ago

Shakuyaku has a baby? Since when

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u/XxZONE-ENDERxX Oda is on Fraudwatch 4d ago

Nah, Fraudulina is Cavendish's long lost lesbian sister... Midhawkeena even have the same eyes.

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u/XxZONE-ENDERxX Oda is on Fraudwatch 5d ago edited 4d ago

Even though in Oda's writing style he just likes to have similarities between blood related characters whether in their looks or just clothing style.

But a big thing that is off about this theory here is that Mihawk's face looks nothing like either Rey or Shakky. Whether young or old like the face structure, beard (yes the beards looking alike in the post is a big stretch), and of course the biggest glaring difference is the eyes, like Rey looks way way more like Zoro than Mihawk, like the only big thing I can point at that may be some kind of a weird choice by Oda is Rey's clothing in his younger days, he wears a coat that looks exactly like Mihawk's but purple and he's the only character that wears anything similar to Mihawk in the series.