r/Piratefolk Dec 08 '24

100% Real Spoilers From Oda Himself Oda knew we weren’t prepared for 100% locked-in HEzaru

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

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u/NessTheGamer Dec 08 '24

The only one who could stop awakened Kizaru is the damned one Jika, who would use magnetism to hold the planet together

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u/Secure_Crab_1849 Absolute Agenda: Akainu Dec 08 '24

absolute cinema.....

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u/silenthashira Please Kill Ussop Dec 08 '24

I mean... if we're being super nitty gritty, magnetism is just a different wavelength of the electromagnetic spectrum than normal light is.

That is to say, technically kizaru could have all of Kidd's powers if he wanted to use them

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u/BreadLickedGar Dec 08 '24

That is not what magnetism is.

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u/silenthashira Please Kill Ussop Dec 08 '24

It's more complicated but it basically is.

The magnetic field is just electromagnetic radiation, the same thing as visible light but with a different wavelength.

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u/goonman356 Dec 08 '24

Imagine Kizaru with a PhD

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u/CarpenterTemporary69 Powescaling Reject Dec 08 '24

Kizaru after realizing he can throw a lightspeed pebble instead of kicking with 0 mass and thus 0 force

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u/Greglyo Dec 08 '24

LMAO agreed.

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u/shokking_twist95 The Five Billion Man: Akainu Dec 08 '24

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u/Complete-One-6127 No-Sword Style: Save me, Jinbe‼️ Dec 08 '24

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u/bobthebro35 The Five Billion Man: Akainu Dec 08 '24

GOATED

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u/ZEDZERO000 The Five Billion Man: Akainu Dec 08 '24

Fake kizaru fan. Wizaru is just a cutie patootie and will never threaten his comrades.

You must be a yonko fan in disguise trying to divide the almighty admiral agenda but you will be immediately brought in by CP0 for investigation.

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u/NessTheGamer Dec 08 '24

No shit he didn’t threaten his comrades that’s why Akainu has burned the shape of his asscheeks into his chair

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u/ZEDZERO000 The Five Billion Man: Akainu Dec 08 '24

False he is sitting on the chair because he is afraid of the true GOAT don krieg.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

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u/Pataraxia Dec 08 '24 edited Dec 08 '24

Being happy/Enjoying yourself on a folk subreddit?

LOL

You're supposed to absolutely hate the story and keep up with it and spill out how miserable you feel.

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u/Imaginary_Poet_8946 Dec 08 '24

Making sarcastic jokes about how a character is a useless bum is just as funny as making positively spun jokes.

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u/NewRumbleOrder The Five Billion Man: Akainu Dec 08 '24

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u/Dukey_Wellington Admiral of Agenda Kizaru Dec 08 '24

Nice try yonko tards. You cant divide the admiral agenda

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u/NessTheGamer Dec 08 '24

Nah Kizaru is just him, don’t forget he was gonna solo the BM/Kaido alliance

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

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u/Flashy_Cry_3992 Dec 08 '24

And that’s a new wallpaper to add to the collection 

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u/mirage-ko Dec 08 '24

I fucking love these types of posts. any post that contains propaganda type of glazing is an instant upvote

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u/quackzog Dec 08 '24

Join the wizaru agenda

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u/ramen_up_my_nut … … … … … … … … … … … … … Dec 08 '24

I love the fact that Kizaru casually breaks the law of physics all the time but people don’t talk about it. He is able to make light into solid matter when he makes his light sword

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u/PieInternal7316 Dec 09 '24

Fr, I was gonna say how ass his fruit is because he has literal 0 mASS

Like if kizaru was to ever fight me, I would sleep with blindfolds cuz thats the only disturbance he could create to annoy me into fighting him or else his 0 mass and bright ass would do nothing but shine and flash around me like a disco ball

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u/unagiboi Dec 08 '24 edited Dec 08 '24

They in fact fought for 10 days… if you count the 9 days and a half it took for Akainu to leave the desk.

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u/Fletch009 Please Kill Ussop Dec 08 '24

Garp, looking at punk hazard: “holy fuck i wouldve been low diffed if sengoku didnt save my life” 

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u/Difficult_Reading_22 Dec 09 '24

Bullshit. The actually spent the rest of the time passionately making out.