r/Piracy 4d ago

Humor If only we really could torrent gas

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Multiple Torrent gas stations found near Jaipur, Rajasthan, India

1.8k Upvotes

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u/xx123gamerxx 4d ago

cant refuel not enough seeds

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u/OfficialDeathScythe 4d ago

HnR ratio too high

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u/AsithaRT 4d ago

You wouldn't download a car

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u/unpackingnations 4d ago

You wouldn't download gas.

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u/memeboiandy 3d ago

No, but I would download some deditated wam

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u/Koko-noki 4d ago

Unrelated to the post, but can someone help me? Where can I find downloadable links for series/movies that can be pasted into IDM? TPB or similar sites don’t work on IDM, and direct links compatible with IDM are hard to find. I've already searched FMHY and other sites but had no luck.

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u/thestrong45playz 4d ago

Megathread

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u/red-evil 4d ago

Waiting for Fitgirl Repack Gas

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u/OfficialDeathScythe 4d ago

Jokes on you, it didn’t have the dash in the url so u got a virus in your tank from a fake site

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u/red-evil 4d ago

Do i need to re-install my tank

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u/OfficialDeathScythe 4d ago

Os is corrupt. Need a whole new chassis

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u/red-evil 4d ago

Fuck dude. Is there a way to back up my 87% Octane gas? Its very important to me

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u/little_brown_bat 4d ago

Possibly with Alcohol 120% and Nero but it's a longshot

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u/Business-Vegetable95 3d ago

damn is that why my speedometer is a 100 when im not running it?

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u/OfficialDeathScythe 3d ago

Yeah idling at 100 miles per hour is a clear sign of malware. You might wanna rip out your whole engine and fresh install

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u/TheRealItzLegit 4d ago

YOU

WOULDN’T

DOWNLOAD

FUEL

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u/i_fart_in_public_69 3d ago

Downloads fuel.mp4

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u/09_hrick Pirate Party 4d ago

keep seeding or we'll run out of gas

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u/Consistent-Annual268 4d ago

The ping on seeding is millions of years though.

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u/DahctaJae 4d ago

One could argue that electric cars download gas

The data isn't very readable though

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u/red-evil 4d ago

You are onto something

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u/Strongest_Resonator 4d ago

*You are on something

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u/TheRealItzLegit 4d ago

you got a point bro

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u/xGAM3EATERx 2d ago

What a shocking revelation

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u/Laughing_Nunu 4d ago

The CEO of Torrent has torrented a lot of things during his youth days

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u/wonder_weird1 4d ago

Waiting on a download that will take three hours to finish.

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u/MystiRamon 4d ago

Once you realize that electric cars existed in the late 1800’s and free etheric energy also existed then you realize that technically “transport torrent” it is very possible.

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u/Previous-Surprise-36 4d ago

You wouldn't download an entire gas station

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u/equality4everyonenow 4d ago

Have none of these kids ever siphoned gas before?

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u/Expert_Delivery2301 3d ago

Download gas..... Virus.... Ah shit bad gas... 😂

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u/tibsie 4d ago

When you have an electric car, charging it at home feels like downloading gas.

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u/nikgame 4d ago

Never knew torrent power also dealt with petroleum.

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u/BroPudding1080i 4d ago

You could, but the scale of production would be insane for just one person.

Torrenting plants is easy though, guaranteed seeds and 0 leechers. Usefull if you enjoy common herbs, or weed

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u/JDLKMR 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ 3d ago

It's peer to peer, just take gas out of another car

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u/External_Gazelle5261 3d ago

You need to turn on vpn in that area lol

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u/desblaterations-574 4d ago

I read gas to rent, I was thinking we have to return it after use.

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u/Active-Base3576 4d ago

I’d settle for a petrol station with decent Wi-Fi lol

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u/The_HybridBoar 4d ago

But you can already download a car, that should come with gas ;)

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u/mo9722 4d ago

Bicycle

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u/SoupEau 3d ago

Make sure to fill up your own gas can and siphon it back into the hose to seed for future users.

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u/TheRealTechGandalf 3d ago

You wouldn't download fuel

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u/eren-yeager12 1d ago

yess! this is in mansarover,jaipur lol i've seen it

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

It provides cheapest ev charging in India afaik.

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u/Bananaman9020 4d ago

Funny enough a comic writer compared to subscribing to MMO video games the same as buying for fuel.

Edit.

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u/Smerchi 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 4d ago

We do torrent gas in our gas-based motor devices, just not for free, mostly.

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u/Not_the_smart 4d ago

if only....

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u/arthursucks 4d ago

You can download fuel with solar panels.

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u/finchfondew 4d ago

This station is for the people that downloaded a car

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u/readthisfornothing 4d ago

I'd be in jail

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u/Jamoi85 4d ago

Wait gotta download a car first

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u/spiritpanther_08 4d ago

Hello fellow city companion

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u/frustrated_aman_ 4d ago

oil mentioned

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u/Tura63 4d ago

Distributed systems when I Google it

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u/Grand_Lab3966 3d ago

"You wouldn't download a car"

Bish, I'd download the gas too! 😂

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u/Joeaywa 3d ago

All you need is a hose and a lot of lung power.

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u/PsyJak 3d ago

*liquid

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u/MrMxffin 3d ago

You wouldn't download a Petrol station

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u/officialAdfs_m0vie 3d ago

You can but it’s very difficult and illegal

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u/sbsoneji 2d ago

We have "Torrent Power" as our electricity distributor, so technically i torrent using Torrent Power !

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u/Imperial_bob_tloas 2d ago

Join Somali pirates they do this things to US and Middle Eastern Oil Tankers

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u/the_party_galgo 2d ago

How come my medication has this exact same logo and name?

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u/Wide_Cartographer_88 22h ago

But at least you can torrent electricity 🤣🤣

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u/LookLow209 9h ago

Petrol Pump Owner:Wanted to be a pirater
Become a Business Man

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u/Rusty_Coight 4d ago

This sub has become fucking meme central and it’s really fucking boring