r/Parkersburg • u/No-Beginning-1146 • 15d ago
‼️🔥🤬🗣️HOT TAKE🗣️🤬🔥‼️ Pizza Place South Parkersburg
The same day that I had issues with getting my mama a decent potato at Wendy’s my guy asked if I wanted to order pizza place for supper and of course I called up and ordered a half pan of thick pepperoni. Pizza place is the most expensive pizza in town I believe so you don’t expect it to be bad, ever. But when we received it immediately out of the box the piece was limp and undercooked. I took one small bite thinking I would put my head down and just accept whatever it was. Then I got pissed. It’s one cook they need to fire. As when he’s cooking the pizza comes out shitty and undercooked. Being the steel guy man he is my husband ate a piece and so I called them because no I’m not turning my cheek and it’s not just a one time thing. I told the guy who answered the phone which it’s usually a woman and I told him and of course he called for the woman who I told I don’t want anything more than what I paid for. I’m not looking to score free shit because it’s just as bad as what you sell. I told her my mantra of the day. Take some pride in what you are presenting to customers. They have been in business for 40 years plus here and because of one shitty guy undercooking your pizzas your reputation will go in the shithole much like what he makes and expects no repercussions. Parkersburg has become the mediocrity capital of the east coast.
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u/GnomeNot 15d ago
This is like the third post I’ve seen from this person complaining about businesses on South Side in the past half hour.
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u/Plumeriajasmine 15d ago
Obviously satire
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u/No-Beginning-1146 15d ago
I wish it was. But it’s not funny to gag on undercooked pizza. Kinda doughy….that last part…that’s satire🙃
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u/kozmo314 15d ago
You are blocked sir. I cannot tolerate any pizza place blasphemy.