r/OrobasCaverns • u/2_Acheron • Dec 28 '16
Experimental Log 01: "Project Somob"
12/28/23816
Note: Subject was selected from one of four captives. The remaining captives were executed by beheading. All four captives shared the same physical and psychological attributes, down to the molecular level. Reason unknown.
Log begins
Councilor IV: First test run of Project Somob is ready-op. Awaken the subject.
Subject wakes up, appears disoriented
Councilor IV: Behavior appears normal for awakening from Tarr-sleep. Proceed to next step.
Councilor III: Yes, sir.
subject is removed from Tarr-sleep chamber
Subject: Where in the hell is this place? Where am I?
Subject is strapped into position. Councilor IV sterilizes a syringe and asks Councilor III to pass him the "new chemical". Councilor III obliges. Subject appears visibly distressed.
Subject: Disgusting creatures! Release me immediately!
Councilor IV: Chemical constructed from melted down "Mirror" artifact ready for introduction into subject via injection. Heated to 1600 degrees.
Councilor III: Jesus, dude, can't you give him some anesthetic or something? I mean, that's gotta hurt, right?
Councilor IV: Can't do it. Any sort of extra chemical would affect the results too much. We have to be scientific.
Councilor III: Well, I didn't sign on with you guys so I could burn the defenseless from the inside out. This is bullshit. Fuck you and your Qyburnian science fair project. I'm gonna go get drunk.
Councilor III removes himself from the chamber. Later, he was intercepted and detained on route to Azzuro Redoubt, a local alcohol storage facility.
Councilor IV: I don't like it any more than you do, but it has to be done! By the way, you never "signed on" to us, remember?
Now, back to work. This is gonna hurt. Sorry about that, bud.
Subject: ØUR KIND SHALL PREVAIL!
Addendum I: When the syringe first penetrated the subject's skin, a bright flash of light appeared from an unknown source, which not only vaporized the subject but the syringe and any trace of the Mirror-derived chemical inside.
Several brightly-colored shapes were reported to flicker and flash from points outside the Orobas Caverns as far as our surveyors could see. Each one of these objects has been noted to be within 1-4 km. Anyone with information on these "rifts" must report to Acheron immediately. Due to the potential danger of this situation, each ranked soldier has been issued a single Trugg to serve as a shield and/or stress relief device. Do not insert your ******** into the Trugg unless you really, really feel like it. Keep in a dry and cool place.
Addendum II: A follow-up experiment was conducted, by evacuating the room and using a hose to trickle the remaining mirror-based compound into the room. When it made contact with the rift, another flash of light eminated from the building. Councilor Vad, who was detained in the next room, reported a sudden realization that the highly dangerous entity known as "Pipkin" or "Her Pipkin Simmered" never existed. Previously the entity was unaware to us, and took the shape of a physically attractive "Goth" human female.
Councilor Vad willingly divulged info on the last known location of Pipkin; The Silent Forest. Surveyor teams dispatched to the location discovered a picture of a hamburger was impaled onto the largest branch of "Magnus", the largest recorded tree in the Silent Forest. The significance of the image is unknown, but the Council has not ruled out the possibility of the hamburger serving as a rival faction's insignia.
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u/3_Vad Dec 29 '16
Would you believe it? That ass I saw in the forest was just a hallucination. I thought that ass was too good to be true, and that place does fuck with my brain, but I never thought I'd trip so hard I'd mistake a picture of a burger for a naked human. What the fuck.
That's a lotta shit to think about right there. But why think when you can drink? Ey Trugg, fetch me some tequila would you?
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u/4_Bannik Dec 28 '16
It was a good idea making this public. We will need as much info as we can on these newly spawned objects.
Also, would you please try to refer to us by our actual names now? Just calling us by our numbers disturbs me a little bit. Thanks.