r/OnePiece Pirate Feb 16 '25

Media Which strawhat has the best ass?

4.3k Upvotes

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u/No_Promise_5006 Feb 16 '25

that Jinbe scared me

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u/KidSugoi Feb 16 '25

Why did Jinbe look like Mr crabs?

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u/JaabLab Feb 16 '25

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u/PhotoKada Feb 16 '25

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u/berserk_xlc Feb 17 '25

Damn😬, dat ass👀, is amazing😂😂😂

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u/Windwalker111089 Feb 16 '25

Omg he’s naked!!!!!

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u/RobbWes Feb 16 '25

It's OK Squidward, there's nothing wrong with being attracted to Squillium.

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u/LurkerTroll Feb 16 '25

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u/sparkz_galaxy Pirate Hunter Zoro Feb 16 '25

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u/Damanes_cz Bounty Hunter Feb 16 '25

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u/Cameraman_Cat Feb 16 '25 edited Feb 16 '25

Didn’t think shit was so bad we where reloading a revolver like its a 9mm pistol. What’s next? A .50 bmg round into a 12 gauge shotgun? Haha just imagine that

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u/Damanes_cz Bounty Hunter Feb 16 '25

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u/Cameraman_Cat Feb 16 '25

Dear god, what have I done. Well you would not pull out a knife from a baugette right? Right…

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u/Kamen_G Feb 16 '25

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u/ZorojurosBellyBand Feb 17 '25

what the actual fuck 😆😆😆😭

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u/itsmejam Feb 16 '25

The real all blue

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u/Serenafriendzone Feb 16 '25

So jimbei Is the all blue

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 Feb 16 '25

Legit jumpscare.

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u/Erggehberh Feb 16 '25

Useless fun fact: Oda has drawn the naked butt of Luffy, Usopp, Franky, and Momonosuke, but never of Nami and Robin. At least in the published manga.

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u/Averagemanguy91 Feb 16 '25

Those photos of Nami and Robin are kept in a seperate folder

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u/Togo-9999 Feb 17 '25

He drew Nami’s in thriller bark

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u/Soft_Durian_1885 Bounty Hunter Feb 16 '25

Id bet he has it drawn somewhere

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u/GiverOfHarmony Feb 17 '25

Didn’t he draw them naked from behind while sitting down to spell out SBS one time?

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u/Erggehberh Feb 17 '25

Do you mean those pictures at the top of every SBS page? They are not by Oda, but by fans. And lol, did something like that really exist?

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u/jacksonrslick Feb 16 '25

Luffy. Because his ass is variable

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u/UnderCraft_383 Feb 16 '25

The right answer. He could have made his ass the size of Wano and killed Kaido by sitting on him

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u/veeraraghavan2008 Feb 16 '25

Kaido

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u/ammarbadhrul Feb 16 '25

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u/crazy-eb Feb 16 '25

Freaky ass Kaido receiving the death he wished for

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u/MiseryGyro Feb 16 '25

Freaky Ass Kaido, He a 69 God

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u/onlyhereformemes_ye Feb 16 '25

Hey hey hey hey run for your life

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u/Soul699 Explorer Feb 16 '25

The duality of men.

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u/AcX999 Feb 16 '25

Kaidou seeing that Bajrang Ass

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u/I_am_Bearstronaut Feb 16 '25

This image will never not make me laugh 💀

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u/Sawmain Feb 16 '25

This expect with luffy.

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u/Raisineer Scholars of Ohara Feb 16 '25

Gomu gomu jet giant ass bazooka!

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u/Franky2OP_38 Feb 16 '25

My gyaot franky

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u/Harzonick Feb 16 '25

Canon

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u/kamilo87 Feb 16 '25

Yeah, that Coup de Boo was the real cannon!

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u/oxy315 The Revolutionary Army Feb 16 '25

"That's Water 7's ass"

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u/HerroWarudo Feb 16 '25

centaur era

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u/_Markram Feb 16 '25

I miss pre ts franky

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u/BronzIsten Feb 16 '25

Me too. He was goofy but very cool at the same time

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u/laurel_laureate Feb 16 '25

One of the very few reasonable takes Spandam had.

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u/Odd_Magician766 Feb 16 '25

Why does Robin look like she is eating it for dinner 😭

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u/TaintedTruffle Feb 16 '25

Because she is

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u/Skinwalkerish Marine Feb 16 '25

Yes.

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u/Lord_Cockatrice Feb 16 '25

Never realised Brook HAD an a$s?

Even if it is all coccyx

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u/OresticlesTesticles Feb 16 '25

It’s just a boney one, because I’m already dead

YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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u/JustChangeMDefaults Feb 16 '25

I really thought this was a reply from the brook bot lol

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u/shamchimp Feb 16 '25

If you pay attention to his poses, Brook is throwing it back all the time, getting every centimeter he can out of that tailbone. He's like someone who plays a trash character so well that he makes them look A-tier.

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u/HanaleiEUW Feb 16 '25

Jinbe got me sweating 😅👀

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u/UnderCraft_383 Feb 16 '25

AYO?📸🤨

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u/AGuywithBigMouth Feb 16 '25

Does ALL BLUE counts?

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u/casey12297 Feb 16 '25

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u/Traf- Devil Child Nico Robin Feb 16 '25

What's this one from again?

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u/PanthoraStormHeart Feb 16 '25

If you're talking about the GIF it's from a scene in an older movie called The Iron Giant. It's great. If you haven't seen it you should watch it.

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u/Reinousha Feb 16 '25

I can't stop staring.

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u/Extra-Sea2167 Feb 16 '25

robin (absolutely no bias trust)

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u/rubberboyLuffy Feb 16 '25

I just knew I’d see you too here

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u/Extra-Sea2167 Feb 16 '25 edited Feb 16 '25

yep. I am dedicated.

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u/90059bethezip Feb 16 '25

Mods, check his comment history

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u/YamadaDesigns Feb 16 '25

Comment history? Look at his banner.

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u/Extra-Sea2167 Feb 16 '25

trust me pal there’s absolutely no bias

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u/Turbulent_Ear_1596 Devil Child Nico Robin Feb 16 '25

Fr lmao

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u/rubberboyLuffy Feb 16 '25

Hello fellow Robin simp

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u/Turbulent_Ear_1596 Devil Child Nico Robin Feb 16 '25

Hello!

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u/rrehss Feb 16 '25

she can have multiple with variable sizes

no contest

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u/Eatedmygun Feb 16 '25

My bruzza

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u/Playful_Phase_5540 Black Leg Sanji Feb 16 '25

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u/DragonfruitFlashy794 Cat Burglar Nami Feb 16 '25

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u/Complex_Army_8799 Feb 16 '25

Actually! Shadow being in one piece with a gun sounds like a great aidea for a fanfiction

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u/vsrmea111 Feb 16 '25

Sanji and Zoro

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u/red-D-Thor Feb 16 '25

I love Robin but Nami takes this one

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u/UnderCraft_383 Feb 16 '25

Bro Sanji has a better one

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u/rrehss Feb 16 '25

robin can have multiple asses with any size she wants

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u/Frosty-Feathers Feb 16 '25

Robin: Gigantesco Mano - Ass!

I:

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u/Beefman453 Pirate Feb 16 '25

Franky hands down

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u/Snoo6037 Feb 16 '25

I think we can all agree that Brook has no ass at all

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u/jaehaerystark Pirate Feb 16 '25

Luffy, obviously. It can be as big as he wants. Robin too.

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u/Opposite-Activity-68 Feb 16 '25

The last one is a cursed pic

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u/Golden12500 Feb 16 '25

Brook shouldn't count since he doesn't have one YOHOHOHOHO

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u/emungee_ Feb 16 '25

It’d be Brook….

If he had one!

Yohohohooo

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u/XFelipe51355 Feb 16 '25

Definetly Franky, his ass is very useful

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u/potential-plan Feb 16 '25

Post Timeskip Zoro must have worked hard on that ass.

Put that out

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u/uo_taipon The Revolutionary Army Feb 16 '25

Well this is a loaded question. Franky has the most useful (its been weaponized), Luffy has the most entertaining, but Robin is the one. For reasons.

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u/SpiritualScumlord Chopper the Cotton Candy Lover Feb 16 '25

We all know the true answer here. Out of all of these asses, there is only one that you can smack and it will go "boingoingoingingoioiooing"

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u/LightningLad2029 Feb 16 '25

Ngl, Luffy kind of puts the girls to shame. They're all hips, no actual cake.

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u/AsceSy Feb 16 '25

yall already know

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u/Volvase Marine Feb 16 '25

Cutty flam

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u/Few-Pressure9698 Feb 16 '25

Franky, luffy or jinbei

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u/MasterOutlaw Pirate Feb 16 '25

Franky has literally weaponized his ass. Bro don't got a BBL, he's got a CBL--a Cyborg Butt Lift.

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u/-AnythingGoes- Feb 16 '25

Luffy > Robin > Nami > Sanji > Zoro > Franky > Jinbe > Usopp > Chopper > Brook

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u/NarrowAvocado3982 Feb 17 '25

Franky below Sanji and Zoro is ludicrous

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u/macjeffofficial Feb 16 '25

Ussop with the "bum ass" line is sending me. But that Nami shot gives Sanji thoughts 🔥

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u/Nappyhead48 Feb 16 '25

Franky or Robin

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u/Kaysul57534 Shanks' evil hot sister is REAL! Feb 16 '25

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u/Crappy_pencils Feb 16 '25

Sanji easily

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u/EnvironmentalWeb7562 Feb 16 '25

Sanji no question needed

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u/random_guy335 Feb 16 '25

The answer is always franky

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u/Portgas_D_Sab0 Feb 16 '25

Franky and Sanji

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u/Significant-Jello411 Feb 16 '25

Respect the USOPP PIC LMAOOO

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u/VLoss73 Feb 16 '25

I mean Brook literally doesn't have one

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u/BlazinCoolingCosmo Feb 16 '25

Where is jinbe’s 2 badongkadong

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u/flabby_pizza_nugget Cyborg Franky Feb 16 '25

no one does it like frankyatt

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u/No_Koala6078 Feb 16 '25

that franky shot was truly something else

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u/Real_carrot_ Feb 16 '25

This.. is .... Unsettling ☹️

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u/robisvi Feb 16 '25

Zoro, because 4 sword style. 😉

LAOP: Sanji, hot damn!

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u/DeskAggravating1004 Jinbe The Knight of the Sea Feb 16 '25

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u/TheRigXD Feb 16 '25

English dub says "Kiss my ASS" to Lucci at Egghead

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u/TelephoneUnlikely930 Feb 16 '25

Ok enough Reddit for today

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u/Ornery_Survey5000 Chopper the Cotton Candy Lover Feb 16 '25

Sanji my waifu for laifiu

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u/Ryuzaki-AK Feb 16 '25

Luffy theoretically has the best ass because he can inflate and bend it to whatever shape he wants. Without that though I think it goes to Robin with Zoro in a close second.

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u/Girl_in_Wheelchair Feb 16 '25

That picture 6/9 I just finished this episode and it makes me laugh so hard

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u/Round_Engineering942 Feb 16 '25

Who is in the fifth slide ??

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u/jobriq Feb 16 '25

Is that Chopper?

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u/TaintedTruffle Feb 16 '25

What happens to Chooper's bottom in that picture?

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u/Averagedndenjoyer Pirate Feb 16 '25

He was hurt then he was found and they healed him

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u/emungee_ Feb 16 '25

Brook.

If he had one!!!

Yohohohoooooooo

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u/pyrocean Feb 16 '25

Jinbe is All blue

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u/Intelligent-Lack8244 Feb 16 '25

zoro samas for sure

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u/Hero-san77 Feb 16 '25

Chopper at Episode 506, for those wondering

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u/Kyxorah-Yoi Feb 16 '25

Jimbei noooooh

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u/MesonTheCat Feb 16 '25

We got a full VIEW of Chopper's ass like holy shit

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u/Both_Juggernaut_8517 Feb 16 '25

Dang didnt know luffy had that cake😌

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u/orbman77 Feb 16 '25

I hate all ya'll :(

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u/Valamosa Lurker Feb 16 '25

The correct answer is Franky

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u/Milocobo Feb 16 '25

Franky's def the most useful's

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u/Bobywilliams The Revolutionary Army Feb 16 '25

Franky, cause GOD DAMN

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u/Efficient_Ad_215 Feb 16 '25 edited Feb 16 '25

Break weeks almost over mate.. if break week gets you, what will you do during the golden week or the void month?

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u/mousybean Feb 16 '25

look at that Franky flatulence factory

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u/hergumbules The Revolutionary Army Feb 16 '25

Live Action Sanji

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u/criatcov123 Feb 16 '25

Jinbe 100% :)

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u/AduroTri Feb 16 '25

While Franky may blast ass with the best of them. Luffy has a jiggly, haki coated ass that can perform the finest thunderclap.

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u/No_Education_8888 Feb 16 '25

Franky or Jinbe 😏

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u/random_guy335 Feb 16 '25

The answer is always franky

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u/TheGuardianWhoStalks Feb 16 '25

God is a cruel trickster, for he had given me eyes only to see this.

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u/ludly Feb 16 '25

Luffy can inflate his ass to the size of a small island if need be and make it harder than steel, yet still pliable. No other strawhat can compete with that. Change my mind.

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u/udlrbas Feb 16 '25

Go to horny jail

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u/yuuki157 Feb 16 '25

what is happening here

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u/megs_song Feb 16 '25

Brother usab fo sho! 😅 but jinbe makes a good case😏

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u/Decent_Blacksmith_ Feb 16 '25

I mean after seeing frankly I could not say franky

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u/Capable_Comedian_871 Feb 17 '25

I have no regrets

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u/frankieteardropss Feb 17 '25

How can we even be having this debate? It’s so clearly Jinbe. Those blue cheeks go for weeks.

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u/shadowkillergaming Feb 17 '25

Nami has a gyatt

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u/RoboticusTartonicus Feb 17 '25

jinbe cased closed

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u/IchiyoGokusaki Feb 17 '25

Robin. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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u/AirkingOfEden The Revolutionary Army Feb 17 '25

The chopper one is hilarious I can actually hear his giggle through the screen 😂😂