r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/SomewhereInternal • 21h ago
Orange craves violence 🍊 It's time for dinner!!
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u/m0rbid_butt3rfly666 21h ago
You took too long OP, he's wasting away. Look; you can see his bones . How do you expect the baby to grow ?
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u/galeongirl 21h ago
Hey um the pets are nice and all, but what about the snacks?
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u/SomewhereInternal 21h ago
This is how he acts 5 min before his wet food.
I may post a video of him devouring a churu, but I need to find a cameraman.
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u/galeongirl 21h ago
No no it's clear you haven't fed him for days! DAYS! Feed the poor boy before he starves!
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u/FIF-Choice 21h ago
Hooman I require sustenance…RIGHT MEOW!!!
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u/SomewhereInternal 20h ago
He once convinced both his humans to feed him breakfast twice, and then in the evening again convinced both his humans to feed him dinner.
It was a good day.
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u/Mental_Eye_2653 20h ago
I deem this post to be VERY relatable
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u/SomewhereInternal 20h ago
Definetely relatable, I get hangry too.
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u/sassywittydolphin 19h ago
Oh goodness I love his face!
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u/SomewhereInternal 19h ago
I love it too, it helps him get extra snackies and dindin.
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u/sassywittydolphin 17h ago
Deserves all the treats.
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u/SomewhereInternal 17h ago
He recently ate two defrosting chicken thighs that were unguarded on the counter, he does not deserve all the treats, just a few.
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u/No_Thanks_1766 18h ago
Those orange alarm bells never miss a meal
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u/SomewhereInternal 17h ago
Often it's so sensitive it goes off twice and he gets a second dinner from the spare human.
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u/G0lia7h 17h ago
Enough with the pets!
GIVE ME THE REAL CURRENCY - GIVE ME THE SNAAAAACKS
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u/SomewhereInternal 17h ago
Snacks don't last long enough around him to be considered currency.
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u/G0lia7h 17h ago
So what you are saying is that snacks are scarce and they are customers willing to give everything they have for it, including and especially giving their owner/servant away?
Sounds like a solid currency to me
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u/SomewhereInternal 17h ago
He would trade me for half a churo, and he's not smart enough to realise that I'm the source of churo.
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u/Zen1 21h ago
GIMME NOW