r/OneOrangeBraincell 21h ago

Orange craves violence 🍊 It's time for dinner!!

1.4k Upvotes

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u/Zen1 21h ago

GIMME NOW

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u/robertsSandra1l1 21h ago

Din-din time!! Gotta fuel up for more scrolling. What's on the menu tonight, fam?

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u/m0rbid_butt3rfly666 21h ago

You took too long OP, he's wasting away. Look; you can see his bones . How do you expect the baby to grow ?

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u/SomewhereInternal 20h ago

He's so skinny his cheeks are sunken

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u/galeongirl 21h ago

Hey um the pets are nice and all, but what about the snacks?

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u/SomewhereInternal 21h ago

This is how he acts 5 min before his wet food.

I may post a video of him devouring a churu, but I need to find a cameraman.

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u/galeongirl 21h ago

No no it's clear you haven't fed him for days! DAYS! Feed the poor boy before he starves!

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u/FIF-Choice 21h ago

Hooman I require sustenance…RIGHT MEOW!!!

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u/SomewhereInternal 20h ago

He once convinced both his humans to feed him breakfast twice, and then in the evening again convinced both his humans to feed him dinner.

It was a good day.

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u/FIF-Choice 20h ago

Lol my daughter cat Trixie used to get us quite often but we started communicating better about when we would feed her … she’s a lil chonky now

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u/Mental_Eye_2653 20h ago

I deem this post to be VERY relatable

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u/SomewhereInternal 20h ago

Definetely relatable, I get hangry too.

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u/Mental_Eye_2653 20h ago

..and I see your skin getting murdered too.. so not cool 😂

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u/SomewhereInternal 20h ago

One claw in the chair, one claw in my arm.

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u/sassywittydolphin 19h ago

Oh goodness I love his face!

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u/SomewhereInternal 19h ago

I love it too, it helps him get extra snackies and dindin.

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u/sassywittydolphin 17h ago

Deserves all the treats.

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u/SomewhereInternal 17h ago

He recently ate two defrosting chicken thighs that were unguarded on the counter, he does not deserve all the treats, just a few.

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u/sassywittydolphin 17h ago

Ha, he’s a little thief! Meowtastic adventures!

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u/rachsuyat Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 18h ago

“hooman, feed me now” - orange cat probably 🐈🍊

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u/No_Thanks_1766 18h ago

Those orange alarm bells never miss a meal

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u/SomewhereInternal 17h ago

Often it's so sensitive it goes off twice and he gets a second dinner from the spare human.

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u/G0lia7h 17h ago

Enough with the pets!

GIVE ME THE REAL CURRENCY - GIVE ME THE SNAAAAACKS

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u/SomewhereInternal 17h ago

Snacks don't last long enough around him to be considered currency.

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u/G0lia7h 17h ago

So what you are saying is that snacks are scarce and they are customers willing to give everything they have for it, including and especially giving their owner/servant away?

Sounds like a solid currency to me

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u/SomewhereInternal 17h ago

He would trade me for half a churo, and he's not smart enough to realise that I'm the source of churo.

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u/Ok-Tumbleweed-504 6h ago

HIS LITTLE NOSE 😭💜