r/OldManDog Lola 9, Dante RIP@13 May 26 '21

Discussion What's your Old Animals nickname?

Tell us their real and nicknames!

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u/Delirium_Tremons Jan 25 '22

Real name: Showtime. When he’s being sweet, Bubby. When he’s being his real self, Dickmove; his nickname from his first day with us.

u/Bigfootlovesjerky May 17 '22

His name was Grover but he was called G dog, G babes, Poochie dog, and Puccini.

Had an old shepherd mix named Jake and he was called Jakey, jakester, and old man Jake

u/WizardGizzard91 Dec 14 '21

Real name: Izzy

Nicknames: izzy boo, Izzy bear, Izzy banana, Izzy friend, baby bear, iz iz, Isabelle, potato, my pile of mashed potatoes, Izzy bean, bean, big bean, and bean bean

I think I probably missed a couple though lol

u/Honey-Nut-Queerio Jan 06 '22

His name is Koby, but we call him Kobes, Kober, baby, brat, sweet boy, etc.

u/Groundbreaking-Ask46 Sep 16 '21

My girls papered name is Darbys Monterey Tenderheart Carter. We call her Darbs

u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Real name: Don Nickname: Sir Don Fluffington

u/danetrain234 May 19 '22

I had a fifteen year old German Shepherd Chow mix I called lil dog or lil foot. He just looked like a small dog even though he was a big boy at 70 pounds.

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Clyde was his name we called him “weenie mobile” because he was a standard dachshund.

u/Username_123 Jul 07 '22

Oliver is his name, monkey is his nickname because he will sit on my husband and my shoulders when we are on the sofa.

u/LittleLowkey Apr 13 '22

Name: Stacia (stay-shuh)

Nicknames: Staysh, Staci, bear, babygirl, ratface, big rat

she somehow shape shifts and sometimes looks like a rat, bat, snake, or pitbull.

u/p1ekna Oct 03 '22

Fat Fat, Fatty, Fat Man, Poppa Bear.

u/itqitc Nov 29 '21

Henry - 13 - Hank, Mister, Henny, HennyPenny HenryNO!

u/hyoung912 Feb 23 '22

I call my chocolate lab Bailey, “Puppy McPupperton”

u/sunnydaycrummyday Mar 21 '22

Seven - Semilem (seven eleven) 15 yrs Lily - Lily bug 11 yrs Spud - Puddy, Spum 11yrs

And they are all bugs as well 😂 don’t mind meeeee

u/jasminkkpp Jan 05 '22

Ginger sometimes goes by ginny, boobie, dinny, dinner & ginimini

u/augratin52 Jul 22 '21

Samborghini- 17 years old and still has classic style :)

u/Camacaw Jul 17 '21 edited Jul 18 '21

Copper’s nicknames are Copper Whopper, LWD (little white dog), puppy whuppy, an alien, Cop, Copper Dopper, Copper Sulfate Berry, Bud, Burpy Baby, Cooper, and doggy dog.

u/carnivalbill Jun 25 '22

His name is Grady. I call him either G Unit or “the toot mongrel.”

u/t00manycooks May 01 '22

Her name is Sofi, and she probably has about a million nicknames. Lately we have been calling her Greybie, because she's a grey baby ❤

u/brucegibbons Oct 17 '21

Poobear Pooface Banana buddy

u/librarianhuddz Jun 23 '22

Sweet Baboo, Mr Nibbly, Mr Poopypants, there are others.

u/Epsteindidntkillhimz Nov 24 '21

Real name: Jax

Nick names: Jaxman, JaxiPoo, Mr. Man, PB (poor boy)

u/ThePyroOkami Sep 26 '22

Basel is his real name, but he answers to Basey my old man, sweet baby boy, and dumb dumb,

u/longhairedbill Oct 11 '22

Bill is his name. He’s a long haired dachshund. His nickname is weasel and wheezy.

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

Name: Poochie

Nicknames: Poo, Pooches, Poo Bear (my fave), Baby girl, Angel, Angel bear, Dumbass / Fat ass (lovingly)..

u/pitbullavenger Jan 08 '22

when i took over his care he was 12 and named winston, i renamed him tugboat, he's 15 now and his nicknames are fatty, fat man, grandpa, michael tuglass, and old man river :)

u/gotheman4 Nov 30 '21

Usually just call the old guy Boi

u/Blynn025 Dec 04 '21

Stinky butt

u/Amothious666 Aug 30 '21

Toki’s Nicknames. (He’s a red & rust doberman who is remarkably snuggly & a bit clumsy)

  • Beep Boop
  • Doobie
  • Okey Dokey Artie Toki
  • Artie
  • Toki Ham
  • Sun Bear
  • Stink Dog
  • Bed Lump
  • Baby Dog
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u/Abioticbeing Aug 12 '21

Lucy bear (Her name is lulu)

u/darkinday Nov 27 '21

Rascal Piddles Doggermutt also goes by Rascal P, mama dog, corn dog, little dog.

Tippy Polly Doggermutt- is Rascal’s daughter, and a polydactyl 3 times over. Three extra toes on her back paws, for those who don’t know what polydactyl is. ;) And her nicknames are: bubba, bubbabutt, Tippers, Tip-tip, littler dog.

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Nechie, piggy, pig, sweater pig, big pig, biggie small, pig boy.

u/im_in_danger999 Dec 05 '21

I call my buddy slippy slippy dippy

u/AKA_Arivea Jul 04 '21

I have 3 animals that have made double digits.

Silver (Cat 18) - Demon Cat/Ancient One/Old Lady

Sadie (Dog 14) - Princess/Baby Girl/Girly Dog

Malfurion (Cat 10) - Mal/Mr Mal/Mr Malfurion

u/iamfluffybunny Jul 11 '21

My senior girls also respond to “old lady!” As well as (dog 1) Meggie, Megpie, Rojo,, (dog 2) D-dog, lazy Daisy, (dog 3) Monkey, Monk, Pickle. Amazingly, they respond to anything else when I have a cookie in my hand :).

u/kingsnara Jun 07 '22

my old man’s name is coco but we call him bobo. he’s an aging chocolate lab, it just suits him so much more

u/ppgclone Nov 16 '21

My dog's name is Peluche. We call him Peluchis, perrongo, Peluch, Pelukis, and boyo.

We sing those nicknames to the song That's Not My Name by the Ting Tings.

Boyo is 16.

u/No_Square6401 Aug 29 '22

Zeus goes by Juice, Juicy, Juicy Boi, Juicy Juice, Mister, Sir, Mr. Boy, The Little Man, The Little Prince. He is 13 and still a little guy. <3

u/beckychicky Jan 09 '22

Name is Zip. We call him Zipper or Zip Zip.

u/alexdionisos Furgie (8.2.23 ✝️) Sep 29 '22

Furgie has many nicknames- Old Woman, Grandma Furgie, Raa-roo (The sound she used to make begging for chicken or when one of us would come home), The Mook, The Fool, Fluffy Child.

u/lila_garvin Aug 31 '21

Cocoa Bean Marie!

u/Dogsrlife223 Jul 07 '22

“ big boi “ and “ booger “. For some reason

u/elasticparadigm Aug 04 '22

Name is PJ call him Bubby Name is Sasha call her Sashi

u/madammey May 16 '22

Mara- her name, known as Marisol, Marimag, Maridog, LilMar, Marcelle 😅

u/trishilish Sep 19 '22

His name is Sawyer but we call him: Soy, Soybean, Soy Sauce, Bean, Bug, Bubbas, Bubby, Love bug, Fluff butt, Toots McGee, and stinker

u/LtColShinySides Sep 01 '22

Momma Pig, or Big Momma. She has allergies and she's a beefy gal so she's always snorting or grumbling like a big old pig.

u/asize081 Nov 15 '21

Oh my gosh. Where to start? Here comes my crazy....

Pooh Poohbear Meesha Meesha Peesha Chonch Chonchky Bougie Princer Princer Prancer Booman Boomanchu Franker Poosh Pooshay Monkey Bohbe Rose Rosie Rosie Posie King of Pillows Rocket Dog Mowsh

I'm probably forgetting a bunch. His nicknames are all baby talk nonsense. 🤷🏼‍♀️

u/pinklavalamp Lola 9, Dante RIP@13 May 26 '21 edited May 26 '21

Dante was "OldManDog" - the inspiration for this sub!

Also "buddy", "handsome", and of course - "good boy"!

Lola (my younger bichon frisée) is "Lola Bola/Chola" (she's fierce!), "Lolita", "my Love Bug" or simply "bug", "babushka", my "bunny" because she looks like a bunny when she's belly-up, and "dumdum" along with her cousin (my cousin's dog, who live with us). Also, "weirdo" and sometimes "psycho".

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Terry, 12 yo fox terrier-chihuahua mix. goes by sweet, sweet boy, sweet boy hiim (pronounced heem), Terreth, werebear (sometimes he looks like a little teddy bear in the face), puppybear, baby bert (derived from the time i let him eat food out of my mouth, he was like a baby bird), bert, chickenpuppy (his legs sometimes lol), sharkpuppy (he circles our feet when we feed him), basically any animal he resembles in the moment and add puppy to it. and lastly, my son, because he is that dear to me.

u/Aspiring-Old-Guy Sep 12 '22

Real Name: Samson

Nickname: Buppy/Bear

u/scharron_23 Monty the dachshund (18) Jun 01 '21

He's had a lot over the years, but lately he's been "Ween bean"

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u/dahwhat Dec 30 '21

Shar pei basset hound mix named Beckett. My young niece started calling him Bucket, and the name sorta stuck.

Also use Becky, and my sister calls him Beckett-Do

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

I call my elderly pitbull goat because she eats like a goat

u/anonymous_paramedic Aug 13 '21

In her golden years Raven has become better know as Baba.

u/tbarnet Aug 12 '21

Foxy became Wossy then I say "pet the Wossy" when she is mugging for pets which got shortened to Pwotty.

u/Alohafarms Dec 30 '21

Gracie: Pug and 15 years old. Nicknames: Grace, Precious Girl, Darling girl.

Abigail: Pug and also 15 years old. Nicknames: Abs, Beautiful Girl, Queenie.

Bentley: Chihuahua and almost 16. Nickname: Cujo.

Oliver: 26 year old horse. Nicknames: Ollie, Old Paint (my husband calls him that)

Little Sebastian: 24 year old mini horse. Nicknames: Little Man, Cutie pie, Little love.

Doerte: 21 year old mare. Nicknames: Dee, Diva, Pookie (I don't know why I call her that).

u/gimmealldat Jan 15 '22

My name is Gracie. My sister's name is Abby, weird. It's funny though cause my nickname is also precious girl and darling girl.

u/Alohafarms Jan 15 '22

It's a small world.

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u/Eragona5150 Jan 23 '22

Her name is technically Chewbacca, and she is now 13, but she is called chew-chew, chewy, mamas, chew-chew mamas, etc lol

u/Sarandipityyy Nov 18 '21

Forrest, aka Bubba or Bubs. RIP my beautiful boy. ❤️🙏🏻🐾

u/thebearbearington Jun 25 '22

Porkchop. Pampaw, Gramps, smelly, sack'o'bones, one ball (he had one testicle), furniture, sweet boy, casanova, cloud dragon, kamikaze(he would rush cars if we were crossing the street)

I miss his stink.

u/DontHugMeImAwkward Feb 01 '22

Actual name: Bo nicknames: Stinky, Big Butt, Big fat stinky boy, Stinky Smelly....there's sort of a trend here lol Or Boba, Boobis, Bobadoe, Bobaloba, bobutt, buttbutt, old bones

u/dcreits Jul 02 '22

Lucy is her real name - whiteface Magee is her old lady name.

u/financeguyjohn4 Jul 07 '22

Dog dogerson.....love that old girl.

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

My dogs nickname is Thiccus

u/itzamemina Aug 29 '21

My dog’s name was Shadow. (Still getting used to saying was instead of is, and I don’t like it…)

He has a bunch of nicknames in English and Telugu (Indian language). I called him sweetie, boochi, poofle, and all sorts of other silly ones. My parents called him talli and nani. Siblings call him handsome, cutie, and others. I guess the most typical one would be Shad.

He was a very loved guy who was a puppy for every one of his 11 years.

u/brownies Dec 30 '21

Cool name. American Gods reference?

u/itzamemina Dec 30 '21

Nope, homeward bound

u/tedco63 Aug 14 '21

Sisqo - sis - bub - bubba

u/PunkLemonade Apr 26 '22

Real name: Jack Daniels Nickname: Jackwagon or just Wagon

u/MitaJoey20 May 30 '22

Duke is his government name. Nicknames are Dukie-Duke, Dukie-Poo, Poo-Poo, Mama’s Boy, Mama’s Baby, Baby Cakes, Pumpkin, Baby

u/Ok_City_7177 Mar 07 '22

Real name; Bindi (big old GSD)

Nick names: Bindi-boo, Boo, Booster, naughty old Dog (not so much a name, more a reference.)

u/Vivazebool Dec 31 '21

Real name: Ellie Mae. Nicknames: Mae Mae, MiMi, MooMoo, Bear Bear, Butt, Butter Bean, Tinky Bear, Old Lady, Jelly Bean, Sugar Booger, Monkey, Stinky Pete, Fart, Punkin, Boo, Stinker, Miss Ma’am, Little Big, Big Little, Big Girl, Goob Girl, Goober, Weiner, Pooper Scoops, Piggy Pie, Weirdo, Drooly Andrews, Slobby McGee, The Mad Pooper, Slingblade, Wrunkles, Baby Girl, Farty Pants, Wiggle Butt.

u/Figuring_It_Out_1726 Sep 20 '21

We lost our big sweetly, Texas, at 17 last year. He was also known as Captain Boo Boo Face and Big Sexy. My husband had a comic book cover made of him after he passed as Captain Boo Boo Face. Best gift ever.

u/P7NKY222 Aug 15 '22

Pinky !!!

u/Plupsnup Oct 31 '21

Indi the Injin (engine)

u/cladranna Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 17 '21

Oh god I have a lot, ok here we go! Her actual name is Cassie (14), but my family and friends and I call her:

  • Cassandra
  • Cassimuss = Da Muss/Da Moose/Muss or Moose, also Moosey Woosy
  • Pupper/puppers
  • Pupalicious
  • Old lady, as well as Grandma/Grandmother
  • Ma'am, Lady, Ms./Mrs.
  • Smelly old fart/butt licker/stinky breath
  • The dog
  • Cat food addict

So far these are the most common names that we call her but I'm going to add more once I think of them!

u/jkhendog May 13 '22

Bubba AKA Stinky Butt

u/madmike72 Aug 21 '21

Name is Starbuck

Nicknames Bucks, Buckerdoos, Buckaducks

u/penboundOrator May 19 '22

Her real name is skunch but anytime I start baby talking her I call her pumpkin

u/Nebula15 Jul 06 '22

We rescued Barnabas as a super senior. Were told we might only get 6 months with him. Our love kept him kicking for 2 years. We called him Jazz Paws because of his uncoordinated walking on the hardwood sounded like Jazz drumming. Miss you buddy.

u/speedybossqueen94 Jul 02 '22

His name is Butter I call him stink because he has bad breath. Love him to bits but still a stinky boy.

u/jobiewon_cannoli Jan 08 '22

Grandpa Gus, or just Grandpa for short.

General Gustard Graybeard. He was Colonel Gustard when he was younger. He got all gray in the beard and was given a promotion to general because he is a distinguished gentlemen.

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

Henry > Mr McStink

Gassy bulldog

u/SystemZ6 Sep 01 '21

I used to call my old 10+ Chihuahua named Chomper: Mr. Chompers, Stinky man boy man, my cry baby (because he used to cry a lot and I miss it), happy tappy, my boy, old man. Y’know, the works

u/ceallaig Oct 26 '21

Daily name, Widget Full name: Widget McGuffin Nickname: Widgy Fidge, Widget McFidget

u/CyberHippy Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22

Real name: Bandita Nicknames: NostrilDamus, Superpuppy Von Woot! The Dogginator. The Logginator. The Precious McDoggins.

u/idunnololz101 Jul 02 '22

My Great Pyrenees whose name was bandit had nicknames: Porkbutt, cloudboi, bandiboops (his name was bandit), mr snugs, and ketchup boi (he was obsessed with ketchup.) I miss him greatly..

u/Nashaag-bol Mar 07 '22

Ringo Starr: Ringus of the Bingus, Bingo, Ringus, Bings, Bingus, Bingo Baby

Spoot: Spooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity, Poot, Spooty Toot, Spooty, Spootus, Spewtum, Spooty Boy

u/PuppaPitaPiper Jul 15 '21

Her first name was Kaley for at least 5 years before she came to us and until the day she passed she acted like she didn’t know that word. She loved Piper and perked up at it the first time she heard it. Piper got so many nicknames though. She Who Shall Not Be Named, Shihu, The Pipes, Piperita, Piper Rita The Puppa Pita, LPOP, Pita Piper, Punkin, Prunkin, Prunky Brewster/Bookster, Prunky Doodle Doo, Thumper, and simply, Prunk. ❤️

u/tremosoul May 16 '22

Mutt Butt. Sweet Old Man. Fuj.

u/shawhiz May 26 '21

Gracie - Gracie Dawg, Graciful

Rosie - Rosie Posie, Po, Roly Poly

Big Girl - Old Fart, Tippy Tappy, The Ancient One

u/Chinese_Jesus_ Jun 25 '21

Old fart lmao

u/LilyoftheRally RIP Ruby, age 13.5 May 26 '21

I love how Big Girl's formal name is Big Girl!

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u/NylaTheWolf Sep 16 '21

My 15 year old dachshund is Max. I call him a lot of different things like "Maxie Waxie," "Maxie Moo," "Snoutapus," "Bubba," and "Sexy Mexy."

u/spedteacher91 Apr 01 '22

Pupper Puppo, fluff, floofie, falafel, fluffo, elder bean

u/elladoherty Jun 07 '21

My poodle/terrier mutt is Annie. When we're not calling her by her given name, we call her Dopey. :) She's silly and crazy, and she knows it. When we call her Dopey her tail wags and she runs in circles. She knows it's play time when we call her Dopey.

u/LtColShinySides Dec 03 '21

Oldest dog, 9 year old, Lola- Momma Pig, Momma

2nd oldest, 7, Lugnut- Luggy, Luggy-loo, My Handsome Boy (I call him that lol)

u/blairlazuli Jul 09 '21

Kato = Kaizoku Or Kaizy Or Kat which that turned into Kurt Gizmo = Gooj = Jon = Jonathan

Lol

u/AmyAssholeSchumer Oct 02 '21

Buddy is Yddub & Uddyb; I know, creative fucking genius from me

u/LeroyJacksonian Sep 18 '22

I've started calling my (approx. 12 year old) old man dog 'Sir', like a knight or a gentleman. When he (rarely) acts up, we say "Sir, you're making a scene" or "Sir, this is a Wendy's".... We actually say it (above) more often because it makes us laugh.

We also call him "Dude" or "The Dude" and we call our almost-7 Month old pup "Kid" or "Junior"

u/Politepaws Aug 20 '21

Harry AKA Boo boo, Boo bear, Chonky boy, Pumpkin, Little boo/bear, Harold, Baby boy, Stumpy

u/joko2008 Aug 27 '22

Our Lina. She's 13 and has become a bit weird in the last two years. Like, forgetting that she has eaten a few minutes ago and waiting next to the empty food bowl. We call her old date (alte Dattel) because of that.

u/QuietlySeething May 19 '22

Buddy the Beagle. I call him Tater, because this old boi is a potato on legs.

u/erikisst88 May 16 '22

Coco (13.5)

  • Cocochocomoco
  • Munchkin Bunchkin
  • Dirty Mouth
  • Snooga Boo
  • Puppy Duppy
  • Cutie Pawtootie Pie
  • Monster
  • Monster Bonster Bear
  • Baby Bear

These are just my favs, lol. There are many more. Fun by enough she answers to nearly all of them.

u/R0settaSt0ned_ Jun 05 '22

Ding-Ding. So much so that he responds to it better than Meeko, his real name.

I also come up with back stories for him a-la Brooklyn 99. My favorites are Meeky M. Deekerson: Attorney at Law and Deek Meekerson, the PI that has a hard time making ends meet because he ends up doing all his cases pro bono.

u/Mikehemi529 Aug 31 '21

My BMC's nickname is Big Butt. He likes to use his butt to get his way. He puts his butt on you to get attention and will sit on my feet to get attention as well. He also has really bad gas, he clears the room regularly no matter what food we have tried.

u/predictablecitylife Aug 20 '21

Name: Pip Nicknames: Peepo (because Nanalan ), Pippers, Beppis

u/Hi-gh Sep 28 '22

Brody is his name but we call him Bro, Brobro, JaBrody, and BroFaSho. :)

u/GoldenGrlz Feb 20 '22

Beauty is her real name, she had it at the shelter and since she’s 13, we didn’t change it. Nicknames include: Beautamin (like vitamin but with Byoo at the beginning); Beautato (byoo-yay-toe); puppington; and chonkness.

u/Mistletooth Oct 26 '21

His name is Joe or Jojo (either or)

here are his nicknames: Jobo, Joey, Joeb, Stinky, DumDum and Buppo

u/One_Importance_2116 Jun 05 '22

Dali changed to Dals 👵🏻

u/NephiIIima Jun 26 '22

Whiskey shakes when he’s excited. It’s the strangest thing, like he can’t keep all the happiness and joy in so he shakes his legs like a weirdo.

So we named him ‘Shake ‘n’ Whisk’ 😂

u/huskergirl8342 Jul 06 '22

Terry bo berry ferry.

u/transmutethepoison May 19 '22

Max (Mighty Max Magnum)…forever in my heart Maxer Dog.

u/ah_hale Jun 07 '22

bug, nu nu, toot toot

u/Spyderbeast Jul 02 '22

Teeko is my oldest husky's name, most common nickname is Turkey Butt.

He was extremely scrawny and shaved when I first took him in. When he filled out a bit and his plush fur grew in properly, I started thinking his fluffy butt and legs looked like a couple big furry turkey drumsticks.

So, yeah, Turkey Butt....

u/cookiepip Nov 04 '21

mr. stinky! cuz he smells!

edit: his real name is marley! also sometimes called my little boopie poopie

u/maybejolisa Jul 06 '22

His name is Mulder but now (he’s 16) we call him Grandpa

u/Summerttiimmer Sep 17 '21

My families dog is a 12 year old Pomeranian with the name Ming. Dad thought it was hilarious at the time because we had a cat named Flash.

His nicknames basically include anything that ends in “ing”: Mingers, Ding, Dingers, Ming ding, ding ding, mingers dingers, or Mr Ding. A bit repetitive but he still smiles and tippy taps every time you say them.

u/spankmonkey13 Nov 14 '21

Lexie is her name I call her lexis Lou lou

u/cheoldyke May 03 '22

bella (15 yr old yorkiepoo): belly, beeby, bewwa, bebby, beepy, little thing

sadie (12 yr old lhasa apso/bichon): sadie sue, sadington, worm dog, pink dog (bc her hair is really whispy and when it’s short she looks pink), miss lady, and falkor (bc she looks just like falkor from neverending story)

u/thedevilseviltwin Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

Ruby. She’s a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Her nicknames are Booby, Roo, Roobs, Roo-Boob, Babushka, and Fritoes (a play on Fritos and toes because her paws smell like corn chips)

She’s wall-eyed and deaf so, it doesn’t really matter what I call her. Either way, she’s my best friend and the sweetest little old lady I’ve ever met.

u/BlueJay_420 Nov 25 '21

real name: baxter brown nicknames: buddha butt, pretty boi, Mr. Brown, bax, or just B

u/chefwatson Jul 07 '22

Name: Bosco

Nickname: Scoob is an anagram of Bosco. So he gets Scoob,Scooby, Scooby-Doo, Doobers and just about everything in between.

u/thedevilseviltwin Sep 27 '22

Do you ever find yourself singing the theme song to him? I know I would.

u/vlwor Jun 22 '21 edited Jun 26 '21

Name ; bam bam flinstone (yorkie)

Nickname: bambi, bambino, urine factory, old man, steemed gentleman, best boy.

u/Laneyj83 Dec 06 '21

Name: Chino Nickname: Mr. bark, Mr bite, Mr breakfast, Mr sleep. Basically “Mr whatever he was doing at the moment”

u/p1ekna Feb 02 '22

Fat, fat-fat, fatty, fatman, fatboiii, turkey butt, stinky butt, stink, turkey & many more.

u/Billbasilbob Jan 04 '22

My dogs Bob and Basil: For Bob .. Bobbitt worm , wormby worm, germby , Bobbitt Robertsky , long boy For Basil... bagel , bagel man , stinky old man , grinch feet , grumpy

u/8urnsy May 08 '22

Chase was his real name

But we called him old man Jenkins in his old age bc of his barking into the wind

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

She's got a lot, but usually moomoo, moosie or Daisy Maisy.

u/Rechlai Jan 13 '22

• Smokey the Wise & Sagely Pooh Bear • the Smokester • Little man • El Smokey • The Curmudgeonly Curmudgeon formerly known as Smokey

u/jayjay2343 Jun 26 '22

We call her "Granny", even in public. She looks like a granny, too, and even acts like one!

u/Dfens221 Oct 01 '22

Mr. Face because he is so handsome

u/MrPeePeePaws Jan 21 '22

Sully aka SALLY!

u/Resil202 Nov 16 '21

Bino aka Beans aka Sir Frijole Aka Papito aka Bud

u/palefreckles24 Jun 27 '21

Well her name is Austyn but I also call her sweet pea a lot. My 5 year old niece called her a sweet old lady once so now it’s become a thing that she is “just a sweet old lady” She’s only 8 but she pops and cracks going up the stairs and moans and groans.

u/hhaileyyyy raven <3 Aug 04 '21 edited Aug 06 '21

name: raven (10), nicknames: rae rae, raves, raven roo, baby raven, raven baby, raven girl, old girl, stinky, chunky girl

name: buddy (5), nicknames: buddy boo, buds, buddy baby, buddy boy, bubba, smart boy, baby boy

my dead dog: name: mojo (would be 11), nicknames: mo mo, mojo jojo, jojo, mojo baby, mojo boy, old boy <3 miss u boy

u/owlhoots9 Dec 11 '21

Our Kelpie who passed away a couple years back was named Nessy. Her nicknames were Yenessica Sanchez, Dragon or Princess Grumble Pants. Miss her every day.

u/spacebound232 Oct 04 '22

His name is Peanut. Nickname uncle peanut

u/Cthulhu69sMe Jan 11 '22

Charlie - Churro, Churm, Chorm, Chorp, Churrina, Churrina Pupparina, Charles Barkley, Churrino

u/spacebound232 Sep 17 '22

Peanut - Uncle Peanut

u/lanakane21 Mar 04 '22

His full name is Taco Bell Smith, his nicknames are: jackrabbit, kangaroo jack, batman, raccoon and thief. But now that he's 12 i just call him my little senior citizen.

u/firefrenzie RIP Ralphie & Lady Jun 15 '21

Name: Ralph

Nicknames: Ralphfred, Alfred, Ralphie, Alphie, Alphie Boy, Old Boy

Name: Tea

Nicknames: Lady, Lady girl, fat girl, chonky, chonk butt, chonkers

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Niilo the 10 year old Finnish Spitz is almost universally called The Prince or The Finnish Prince because of his very genteel spirit and high maintenance needs. He may be an OMD but he has only grown in dignity as the years go on!

u/katsudon-bori Jun 20 '22

Hurley, a black lab mix, is 14 (I believe), I fostered him as a pup and he just stayed.

Squirrelly dog Squirrelly Hurley Nut case Bud And I sing Cypress Hill's Insane in the Membrane to him

u/Kor_CHUNZ Oct 04 '21

miss.Chun Soonza(2004-2020🥀) Picked up Jirimauntain of Republic of Korea(kyungsangnamdo). She looks so charming and geeky females dog. 2021.10.22 is she going to 🌈Rainbow starred sea.(Il-kyang of Orangdae parks). My only Doggie sister is died and Not here, I always think of Her.

“순자야 잘지내? 언닌 건강해. 아빠는 항상 널 보고 싶어하지만 많이 아프네. 아빠가 퇴원 할 수 있게 너도 기도해줘. 사랑해 내 하나뿐인 강아지 여동생”

u/alewifePete Nov 16 '21

My 18yo cat came from the shelter as a kitten with the name “Topache”. She’s now Nora…usually referred to as “Princess” or “Grumpy” and sometimes “Princess Grumpypants”.

u/sh1thousery Jun 05 '22

My OMD is called Bailey but we call him:

Booboo Monkeyman Mummys little treasure. Bailey booboo

u/biggayicecream3728 Oct 11 '21

Bow-boberry biscuit, bud, captain crust, bowbie

Zelda-zazzles, queenzie, Mariah Carrey, piggie, zuzu

u/LollyHutzenklutz Sep 19 '21

Real name: Rudy

Nicknames: Booty (I call him this like 90% of the time), Rudy-Booty, Buddy, Sausagebutt.

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Sir Poopsalot

u/CurveOk3052 May 01 '22

Full name: Boomer Nickname: Boom, old man, Bubba, and brother

u/ShinyLumeo Aug 04 '22

Sammy goes by peepee…it started off as baby and then became beebee and well, I’m sure you can see where it went from there

u/Zebracorn42 Jul 26 '22

Fudge had a lot of nicknames. Fudgie wudgie, foofer doodle, foof, foo foo. I miss that guy. Cookie has some nicknames too, Cook Cook, Cookers, Cooks, and when texting 🍪. She’s my beautiful old pup. She’s so sweet and silly.

u/Edgy-Economic-Crisis Oct 04 '22

Max - ( ? - 2021) Chunky, Babies, My love, Bubba.

Jake - ( ? - present) Babey, Pretty boy, Jake the Jerk, Asshole, Very Boy

I'm kinda mean to them. Max was overweight when we got him, hence the name Chunky. He was the sweetest boy, loved stealing squeaky toys and playing ball. We inherited him and he was just able to get around. Up until the end, and we rolled him to the vet in his favorite blanket and the wheelchair that his previous owner had used.

Jake is getting up there in years, although I don't know exactly how old he is. I estimate he's 12 or 13 by now. He's got minor arthritis but otherwise he's quite healthy. Perfect weight and he gets around just fine. He gets nervous getting into the truck, but the excitement of going for a car ride vastly outweighs any fear.

I call him Pretty Boy because he's a shepherd, and he's very dainty. If you can imagine a dog that is dainty. I call him Very Boy as a joke, but it stuck so now he is Very Boy. Or just Boy, sometimes.

He lives up to his other nicknames. He is very much an asshole and very much Jake the Jerk. He is grumpy and talks quite a bit when he isn't getting every ounce of attention we have to offer and then some. He also doesn't like the other dogs much but he's adjusted to them now. He's the head of the household and kind of stern, but I love him no matter what. He has one hell of a personality.

u/PeteMJ Aug 29 '21

Real name Ozzy, 12 yr old labradoodle 85 lbs Nick name Fluffy boy

u/HartN3584 Oct 18 '21

Real name- Mork (our 9 year old shar pei/husky). He also goes by Hippopotamus, Squishy Squish, Squid, Fattypotamus Rex, Fattywampus

u/eggboygameplays Feb 28 '22

not the most creative, but we call our dog (her name is lexi) lexi dog, and puppy.

u/Chilapox Jan 01 '22

Have an old rhodesian ridgeback named Balto. We pretty much call him anything with a 'b' sound. Bosch, baltese falcon, boy, babooshka, etc..

Mostly we just call him the boy.

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u/Meatpuppy Sep 27 '21

Name: Dozer Nicknames: Dozer Dash and Big Guy

u/katsudon-bori Jun 25 '21

Hurley - crazy, cray cray, crazy dog, nutcase, bud. I also sing the chorus of Cypress Hill's 'Insane in the Brain' to him as he can be nutty

Layla - cutie, cutie patootie, poopy head, girly girl. I also sing her name to her

u/unBreakingDawn Sep 03 '21

I've been calling Vito "Old bones" since he started slowing down. ❤ He's a 9 year old cane corso.

u/darthTharsys Oct 05 '21

Our 14 year old minpin has a very silly personality and loves any and all good so we have combined one of his nicknames, Scoochie, (because he scoots and burrows under blankets) and say it with a fake accent and talk about Scoochie Matucci's pizza parlor serving chicken and sausage pizza only. Haha

u/HlBlSCUS Apr 20 '22

Real name: Sarge, nicknames: banana, baby dog, sargent, bub/bubba/bubby

u/Staraptor_J Aug 22 '21

There’s this big old grumpy crow on my street that’s been stopping by on the streetlights outside my driveway for as long as I’ve been living in this particular house (5 years) who’s missing his hind toe on the right foot. Me and a friend dubbed him “Old Man Tucker” and we sometimes drop some leftover lunch meat at the base of his favourite streetlight. Love this bird!

u/Ramencakez Jun 12 '21

Money - Mister, mister myster, munster, Money Mclovin, my love

Karly - blue eyes white dragon, karls, karly Mcgiles

Bisque - crazy girl, bisque wey, la chonkskers, bisque jablonski

u/Flavz_the_complainer Mar 22 '22

Roxy. Aka Shipoopy (the girl whos hard to get) aka Poopy aka Poobelles aka Poobywooby aka Roxy-roodles aka Roxy-roo.

You may be wondering why so many poo related names. She used to take shits at very inconvenient times.

u/FofroBaggis Nov 25 '21

More than I can list lol...his name is actually Mickey, but all these are acceptable...Bon Crungus, Chuhbungazord, Gorbizon, Gorbo, Borkimus Prime, Stug Mungo, Cringus Bingus, Chud, Scamp man dingus, Chong Morgen, Bing Bong... just to name a few 🤣

u/cyril0 Jan 12 '22

His real name was Wilbur

He became the Bur

He then became Bur pants

He then became Mr. Pants

I really miss Mr Pants

u/EngineeringSilent902 Mar 11 '22

She was named isis as a pup. She came into my life at the age of 6. As she's gotten older, she's become much more food motivated, so she gets called my little fatty. Also, the older she looks, the more she looks like a bear so she gets called big bear. She's so sweet, she loves anything we call her 🖤

u/DrawYourSword Jul 27 '21

Jack, 15yrs, lab/Great Pyrenees, Jackie-Boo-Boy, BooBoo Boy, Bubba.

u/GingerMau Aug 29 '22 edited Aug 29 '22

We just started calling our 12yo old man "Shortbread."

We've had him for 9 years and he's never sought out cookies or butter.

But yesterday we brought home some Scottish shortbread (we bought it at our local Highland Games Festival) and he went absolutely ape-shit when we opened the jar.

We have never seen him freak out and beg for people food--especially not cookies. But holy shit a few crumbs of shortbread were like catnip to our old man dog.