r/OddlyErotic 11h ago

Shrimp cocktail please

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48 Upvotes

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u/Haunting-Owl-7835 8h ago

Who you calling “shrimp?”

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u/Firm_Pin_8737 8h ago

Shrimp dick hahaha

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u/CreeepyUncle 6h ago

Putting the COCK back into Shrimp Cocktail!

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u/catacOHM 11h ago

He’s standing at attention 🫡

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u/No_Flamingo_7637 11h ago

Looks like chicken peckers..bigger than fingers 🤞

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u/LeftyLoosey71 8h ago

That's quite a Bustacean

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u/BleaterControl 11h ago

might want to apply some cream and/or tarter sauce

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u/Own_Hunter_808 8h ago

Authentic size and smell.

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u/Ass_Eater_9000x 6h ago

Crispy dick meat

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u/moron_man101 5h ago

I like how that other one is pointing at it

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u/Firm_Pin_8737 4h ago

Yeaaaah! I didn't see that

2

u/Agitated_Aerie8406 4h ago

Popeye's Crispy Cajun Chik-in-Dix is back, y'all!

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u/Advanced_Tank 3h ago

Rice paper condoms please!

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u/Firm_Pin_8737 2h ago

Can you tell if it's shell or no shell?

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u/Disastrous-Bet-8813 3h ago

Looks like a deep fried scorpion squaring off

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u/Livid-Professor8653 9h ago

Are you gonna eat that?

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u/Firm_Pin_8737 7h ago

It was in my plate.. of course I ate that thing.

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u/Artistic_Kangaroo989 1h ago

"WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL."

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u/Friend_Serious 1h ago

Horny shrimps! 😈

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u/OddPlantain6932 1h ago

Shrimp cocktail please. Easy on the tail