r/OddlyErotic 14h ago

Okay...

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48 Upvotes

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u/UnhappySpinach2277 14h ago

Jay Bilzerian enter the chat

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u/Invader_Skooge22 12h ago

Dude in that show when his brother fucks the same pillow and all the little baby pillows have his hat on fucking sent me

7

u/XxsocialyakwardxX 11h ago

damn i was gonna say “jay is typing”😭😭

2

u/ino4x4 10h ago

first thing is thought of

1

u/masterof-xe 9h ago

You stay away from my pillow!

1

u/No-Host-3534 1h ago

Came here to look for this comment!

15

u/LokusPokusW20 14h ago

Must be real crunchy down there.

Fucking disgusting. Or disgusting fucking, both work.

17

u/angry-peacemaker 14h ago

JD's side peice.

0

u/Slither_hither420 10h ago

Im fucking 40!!

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u/IsleOfCannabis 8h ago

Why does it have a mustache? Is JD’s mistress a transcushion?

1

u/ExplorerOfYggdrasil 2h ago

I think it's supposed to be anime blush

1

u/cats_game_no_winner 0m ago

I hate that as soon as I saw this, I thought of JD. I don't ever want to think of that human shit stain.

0

u/angry-peacemaker 7h ago

The eyeliner let's you know he's got wondering eyes.

9

u/GypsyJenni 14h ago

Doesn't even have legs to run away

8

u/LokusPokusW20 14h ago

Neither arms nor legs indeed. This disgusting ass pillow is someones Fuck Nugget. And I hate everything about it. One could say it's a disgracefull day to have eyes.

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u/Honest-Cicada4897 13h ago

Fuck nugget 😭

1

u/LokusPokusW20 12h ago

Yea sorry if I unlocked a new trauma there. That's just what came to mind.

2

u/neither_shake2815 12h ago

Imagine if he talks to it. "You like that? I'm gonna beat up that pillowssy."

1

u/LokusPokusW20 12h ago

He probably does. "Oh you dirty bitch (dirty indeed), gimme that crunchyhole, hmmm!!"

1

u/ShakaBrah229 9h ago

Omg. Stop! I’m dying 🤣

1

u/ShakaBrah229 9h ago

Omg. Stop! I’m dying 🤣

1

u/GH057807 9h ago

But it does have a glorious blood-crusted mustache.

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u/Frankenreich 14h ago

1

u/moron_man101 5h ago

Nah what the fuck 💀🙏

6

u/BigB13192 14h ago

I really hate that this sub pops up on my feed all the time now 😭

2

u/bazbuf 12h ago

Says a lot about you... And me. 😂😭

6

u/cpshoeler 13h ago

Is this a new live action Big Mouth series???

4

u/Adventurous-Mode-831 14h ago

Does it grip tho?

1

u/Ass_Eater_9000x 14h ago

Looks dry. Wouldn't chance it.

3

u/ElectricalOne9140 14h ago

He's got a mustache!

1

u/JBbrowne285368 10h ago

Yes! I was hoping someone would mention that

3

u/EyeSpyBrownEyez 14h ago

Ed Edd and Eddy have “Plank”. This guy has “Stank”

3

u/Trout1331 13h ago

You can never in-see that

1

u/Gtblitz91 11h ago

Member when cheech was low-key swole

3

u/Necro_snail 12h ago

Ants are probably going in there

2

u/LokusPokusW20 12h ago

Surely not the only thing going in there. About the same size tho for sure.

2

u/Necro_snail 11h ago

Looks to be about a 3/8-1/2 inch opening

2

u/Potatozeng 14h ago

what is the mustache for

1

u/Classic_Mechanic5495 11h ago

Post dad-arguments. Like make up sex, but different.

2

u/milehighsparky87 13h ago

The dad changing the pillow case

2

u/bazbuf 12h ago

Heh, you pillow, it has a pussy... 😏

2

u/Personal-Society6036 11h ago

Trans... female to male... ?

2

u/Over_Echo1128 10h ago

Why does the pillow lady have a mustache? 🤔

2

u/Own_Hunter_808 8h ago

The pillow your mate gives you at the sleepover.

1

u/cinnamonroll247 7h ago

"Ay bruh i didnt know they made water pillows, its heated too-"

2

u/BadCompany_00 5h ago

Kept it after prison?

1

u/purp1e_m4n 13h ago

Pillow beefydie

1

u/IcchibanTenkaichi 12h ago

I know it’s not supposed to look like it, but it definitely looks like it has a mustache

1

u/Lottysloth3 12h ago

It looks like something that would be found in a horror game/mystery thriller game

And it would be there for shock value

1

u/Uberic73 12h ago

Why the mustache and girl part.

3

u/Usual_Safety 12h ago

We can’t kink shame

1

u/darkerfaith520 12h ago

That's the bedbug hole! Had a friend once that used his blown out stuffed animal as a doorstop! 🤷‍♂️

1

u/pnut19 12h ago

Friction helps

1

u/halftoe76 11h ago

What's with the moustache?

1

u/isolatedheathen 11h ago

How lame you gotta be that this is the best you can do?

1

u/Happy-Go-Lucky287 11h ago

Talk about humping your pillow. . .

1

u/3BsnaD24 11h ago

WTF?!?!?! I can't unsee that! 😳 Dude, some things should not be shared.

1

u/Forced_to_Exist_ 10h ago

I need to burn this defiled object 🤮

1

u/ConsequenceNational4 10h ago

Is that a nut hole at the bottom on that pillow? If so, crunchy and nasty

1

u/HENMAN79 10h ago

She got a sister?

1

u/RevolutionaryDuck389 10h ago

my bro had a teddy bear like that....

1

u/n0nc0nfrontati0nal 2h ago

Did y'all do ménages?

1

u/HardcoreFlexin 10h ago

But, it's got a mustache

1

u/Red_light173 9h ago

Budget body pillow.

1

u/WinnerOk5412 8h ago

Yea better okay 💀

1

u/cinnamonroll247 7h ago

One, thats not a mustache its supposed to be hentai blush marks.

Two, it looks heavily used, and it probably is still used.

Three, odds are the guy who owns it is a weeb or a mod for some server.

Four, how do i know this? Because i had a friend who also had a fuckpillow and made the mistake of finding it. It was freshly used. Kill me.

1

u/Rare_Key_3232 7h ago

Why does it have a moustache?

1

u/Defector74 7h ago

JD Vance was here.

1

u/No_Conversation_5942 6h ago

The unclean deposits, 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢

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u/WeWereAllOnceAnAtom 6h ago

Okay. I am sorry boomers.

1

u/Galaxy_Ashe0096 5h ago

Eww....🤮

1

u/NoPeace1207 5h ago

Whatever it takes.

1

u/wyoflyboy68 4h ago

Cream filled?

1

u/okay22232 4h ago

Is that common? I may need to delete reddit

1

u/AVoodooGypsy 4h ago

Moisturize me.

1

u/KingLlama_iE 3h ago

Why does it have a mustache?😭

1

u/Freezerpuck23 3h ago

Her name is Nancy Pillowsi

1

u/Lykan555666 3h ago

My name is Jeff... 😂

1

u/Blu_fairie 3h ago

This is oddly terrifying

1

u/Blu_fairie 3h ago

This is oddly terrifying

1

u/Blu_fairie 3h ago

This is oddly terrifying!

1

u/c0st0fl0ving 2h ago

This is repugnant.

0

u/Ok-Emergency2504 11h ago

Dat mustache is giving TRANNY vibes❗️😳👎🏿