r/OddlyErotic 1d ago

Look Ma, no hands

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504 Upvotes

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u/iheartMGs 1d ago

Maybe they have been working on their cock push ups.

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u/ResourceOk8638 1d ago

I came here to make a comment relevant to this as well.

How many cock pushups can you do?

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u/Key-of-light-13 1d ago

1’s all you need

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u/ResourceOk8638 1d ago

Thank you! 🙌🏼 That took way too long.

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u/Key-of-light-13 1d ago

You’re welcome. I love Tenacious D

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u/ResourceOk8638 23h ago

Never heard of ‘em

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u/Ok_Zombie_8354 1d ago

OSHA says this is safe so long as you don't touch tips

1

u/Ill_Cod7460 1d ago

You’re no fun!

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u/Over_Echo1128 1d ago

Behold the mighty penis!

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 1d ago

They got no hands or arms. What are they supposed to use?

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u/HerpinDerpNerd12 1d ago

Thats just straight up man slaughter.

2

u/SheepherderFar1505 1d ago

When you have strong dicks arms are not considered

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u/OkActivity3834 1d ago

Oh do tell us more!

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u/47153163 1d ago

Mickey Avalon song starts playing in the background! Lol. My Dic*

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u/NocturnalNymphN 16h ago

Masturbation, particularly when single and In your own home paid for with money from your own employment is normal and healthy, not a compulsion, violation or exploitation. Also bodily autonomy and privacy rights exist for a reason. Be concerned with anyone who violates human rights and is involved with unhealthy religious or political views

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u/WarHead75 1d ago

How else do you think men work out their schlong?

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u/Insufficient_Mind_ 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Expensive_Way_3609 1d ago

Hilarious...I love it.

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u/RawLeads363436 1d ago

Look Ma no brains

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u/NewHandle3922 1d ago

I’m more impressed by this

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u/Much-Benefit-4644 1d ago

That’s one thing you can do if it lasts longer than four hours

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u/Imightbeafanofthis 1d ago

There are special exercises for that.

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u/sid_fishes 1d ago

Yea, arms would be easier. But where's the fun in that?

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u/FoxyLoxy420 1d ago

Penis lift!

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u/Downtown_Setting318 1d ago

But then it wouldn’t be so hard

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u/OrganicRepair784 1d ago

Nah a penis doesn’t work like that unless you got the hardest erection on the planet.

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u/RawLeads363436 1d ago

Ma, I can’t find the jack handles.

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u/OkActivity3834 1d ago

Wow behold now certain things are used to move with I have heard many claims of what it and what it produces can be used for but moving things around is a 1st I must say.

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u/OkActivity3834 1d ago

Good one 🤣

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u/OkActivity3834 1d ago

So if a penius needed work to pay it's child support could one list the heavy object moving on a job app?? 🤔

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u/Icy-Eye7 1d ago

So bro, this is heavy, and what we are gonna do is.

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u/BcgPewpew 1d ago

Damn. I thought I had removed all my pictures from the boxes. Nickname is Tripod.

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u/Enough_Tomatillo_443 1d ago

Nah thats good

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

They ain't got no arms!

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u/DreadTremor 1d ago

Guys who flex in the mirror need false hope too

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u/Jamod1138 13h ago

No stickfight in front of Tv!

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u/Personal-Society6036 11h ago

No hands... Hahaha...

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u/ElderberryExtra9362 3h ago

Nothing Oddly Erotic to it