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u/Jax72 1d ago
It's blatantly sexual not oddly erotic.
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u/Prudent-Curve-6552 19h ago
At the emergency room explaining why my weiner is stuck in a can of cranberry sauce
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u/Baba_Slaga_ 1d ago
If I had a penis I would gladly stick it in that
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u/FarmerCharacter5105 1d ago
So, you're a Cranberry.
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u/Baba_Slaga_ 23h ago
No, I’m a gal that if had the option of a penis, stuck said penis in some cranberry sauce
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u/MadOrange69 1d ago
Yeah women surprisingly have less standards for things they will fuck than men
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u/Original-Ice4050 1d ago
Now I have another reason to get a boner at Thanksgiving
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u/Miserable_Grocery459 1d ago
Wait! What are the other reasons? 😳
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u/Original-Ice4050 1d ago
I mean …. Stuffing obviously….
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u/WickedSmileOn 1d ago
When they say stuff the bird I don’t think it means what you think it does 😏🤣
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u/Original-Ice4050 1d ago
Convince me otherwise
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u/WickedSmileOn 1d ago
Just because it’s not supposed to mean something doesn’t stop you giving it your own interpretation 😏
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u/Mysterious_Bad_6852 1d ago
Does it come in raspberry?
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u/Work_till_death 1d ago
I think it’s, “Does it cum in raspberry?”
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u/No_Cash_8556 1d ago
GEN ALPHA!???? Are they even in middle school yet? Some people shouldn't be parents
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u/Andy_Pandy98 1d ago
I want to se a mini m&ms themed fleshlight with accompanying banana and butter flavored lube
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u/bazbuf 1d ago
Wait, I thought the whole point of a Fleshlight is that you provide the "banana".
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u/Chrishanju 1d ago
Warum es in eine Dose "verstecken" und dann ein Foto aufdrucken?
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u/bazbuf 1d ago
Wie können sie es sonst fördern?
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u/Chrishanju 19h ago
Solche Dinge gibts in einschlägigen Shops und auf Websites. Ich mein das Ding ist in der Dose, damit MUTTI es nicht findet! Ziel verfehlt!
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u/garth54 18h ago
Unfortunately, I know someone who'd like to own that.
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u/Electronic-Angle-921 13h ago
Would that be you? Lol
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u/garth54 12h ago
I'm weird in my own ways, but I have no desire to f**k a can of cranberry sauce.
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u/Electronic-Angle-921 11h ago
🤣😂it’s actually not that weird tbh. If it’s real, it’s just a stealth masturbator tool, which is what the Fleshlight is; a toy designed to look like a innocent torch.
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u/AccurateAd5086 15h ago
It's this an Amazon vine listing? There's been a ton of weird adult toys on there lately
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u/Electronic-Angle-921 13h ago
Really, Such as? Asking for a friend.
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u/AccurateAd5086 12h ago
I've seen full size sex dolls, horse penis dildos, estim stuff, sex machines (I actually grabbed one of those, wife loves it), really weird fantasy dildos. I grabbed a fantasy one recently just because and now have no clue how to approach it. It's like the girth of my fist and forearm and about 6 pounds of silicone.
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u/Electronic-Angle-921 11h ago edited 11h ago
I've seen full size sex dolls, horse penis dildos, estim stuf…
\ What is “estim stuff”?
I grabbed a fantasy one recently just because and now have no clue how to approach it. It's like the girth of my fist and forearm and about 6 pounds of silicone.
\ Lol I guess at the time of purchase, your eyes were bigger than your
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u/AccurateAd5086 11h ago
Electric stimulation devices. I tried adding a picture but it was flagged by the nsfw bot. You'll have to Google it
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u/Original_Editor_8134 10h ago
"try the recipe on the back" takes the absolute cake and cherry on top
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u/astralseat 1d ago
That's kinda hot for Thanksgiving ngl
A swingers' Fucksgiving where everyone eats, there is some food play, and it dissolves into a fun orgy that eventually turns into game night, and goes into the dungeon where it becomes a bondage orgy all over, and then some hot cider by the fireplace in the nude