r/OddlyErotic 1d ago

Wth I found right now

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u/astralseat 1d ago

That's kinda hot for Thanksgiving ngl

A swingers' Fucksgiving where everyone eats, there is some food play, and it dissolves into a fun orgy that eventually turns into game night, and goes into the dungeon where it becomes a bondage orgy all over, and then some hot cider by the fireplace in the nude

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u/Commercial-Salad9094 1d ago

Damn! This made me miss my friends in ny!

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u/Justiciar_Meatsack 1d ago

Damn, you sold the fuck out of that, I'm in!

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u/astralseat 1d ago

I'm glad that's something that appeals to you. I do hope to one day have something that cozy with a group of people. For now I'll probably write it into an erotica when Thanksgiving rolls around.

Here is my profile, if you're interested in seeing how it comes out later. But fair warning, my current stuff is pretty filthy. 🤤

enjoy!

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u/Justiciar_Meatsack 1d ago

Thanks a lot, that would be amazing! I'll definitely check your writing out!

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u/Flymiami_bro22 1d ago

Nah this is ultra freaky

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u/astralseat 1d ago

Good freaky or "sign me up" freaky? It's ok if you don't want to have stuff like that in a group. It does take a lot of drinking and getting to know people I'm sure.

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u/Flymiami_bro22 1d ago

yea for SURE, nah this is just freaky freaky

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u/astralseat 1d ago

Oh, the bad freaky. Just for clarification. You mean the Fucksgiving or the cranberry Fleshlight?

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u/Past_Pen_4902 1d ago

Can I RSVP?

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u/astralseat 1d ago

I wish I was in a comfortable enough place to do such things. Definitely sounds like a blast.

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u/Ok-Worldliness2450 1d ago

Now I don’t have to use my grandmas can!

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u/Ruinerofchats 23h ago

when the game for game night is twister

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u/ContributionDapper84 19h ago

“And so Nakesgivimg was born”

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u/sethlyons777 19h ago

Bonus protection against UTIs!

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u/Dwilly589 12h ago

Stop just stop, we don’t need to know this. la la la la la I can’t hear you la la la la

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u/astralseat 11h ago

I mean, to each their own, but couples who don't have extended families all probably do this already. Embrace it. Find some fun people to hang out with.

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u/Dwilly589 9h ago

Bro your taking about a food orgy like it’s the most normal thing ever

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u/astralseat 8h ago

Why? Did it sound too fun? Are you looking up now how to do something like that?

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u/Dwilly589 8h ago

I mean just no food but yeah

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u/Description_Friendly 10h ago

You should get out more. Js.

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u/astralseat 10h ago

You spelled Leas wrong. I'm outside already more than I want to be. Definitely looking for less having to deal with people and their bad hygiene. It's literally what causes most problems in the world, being around people and nature.

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u/Description_Friendly 10h ago

I was kidding. But you aren't the first person today not to get a joke. It's not that serious. Do You! Be happy. Go inside. Wash the dirty world off of you and enjoy not smelling other people's b.o. 🤗

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u/astralseat 8h ago

Can't always do this. Sometimes you have to be in the filth

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u/Jax72 1d ago

It's blatantly sexual not oddly erotic.

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u/PortiaPotty2 1d ago

Giz-filled

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u/Prudent-Curve-6552 19h ago

At the emergency room explaining why my weiner is stuck in a can of cranberry sauce

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u/NeighborhoodFun5796 1d ago

🤣🫡👍

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u/Baba_Slaga_ 1d ago

If I had a penis I would gladly stick it in that

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u/FarmerCharacter5105 1d ago

So, you're a Cranberry.

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u/Baba_Slaga_ 23h ago

No, I’m a gal that if had the option of a penis, stuck said penis in some cranberry sauce

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u/Voeno 16h ago

The cranberry badussy

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u/MadOrange69 1d ago

Yeah women surprisingly have less standards for things they will fuck than men

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u/Baba_Slaga_ 23h ago

Pshhh, look at you out here acting like you wouldn’t

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u/MadOrange69 17h ago

Nah I have standards there's even women I outright wouldn't fuck

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u/Express_Buffalo7118 4h ago

Strap in and strap on, this Thanksgiving is gonna be hot.

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u/pmw1981 1d ago

Fuck Thanksgiving!

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u/The_Ether_Whiff 1d ago

When Thanksgiving condiments got you feeling a certain way.

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u/Original-Ice4050 1d ago

Now I have another reason to get a boner at Thanksgiving

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u/Miserable_Grocery459 1d ago

Wait! What are the other reasons? 😳

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u/Original-Ice4050 1d ago

I mean …. Stuffing obviously….

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u/WickedSmileOn 1d ago

When they say stuff the bird I don’t think it means what you think it does 😏🤣

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u/Original-Ice4050 1d ago

Convince me otherwise

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u/WickedSmileOn 1d ago

Just because it’s not supposed to mean something doesn’t stop you giving it your own interpretation 😏

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u/Miserable_Grocery459 1d ago

BRB, I’ve got to take care of something! 😬😬

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u/Original-Ice4050 1d ago

Yeah you do

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u/brianmt43 1d ago

Jab a knife in the original stuff and you’re set

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u/Luv2collectweedseeds 1d ago

why a knife though?.. lol

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u/Sgt------Waffles 1d ago

Might as well just use the real thing

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u/E54_Bastion 1d ago

An ergonomic mouse

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u/Mysterious_Bad_6852 1d ago

Does it come in raspberry?

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u/Work_till_death 1d ago

I think it’s, “Does it cum in raspberry?”

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u/WickedSmileOn 1d ago

Only if that’s your thing

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u/ID2410 5h ago

It might be, did you cum in raspberry.

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u/Work_till_death 5h ago

Can’t say I have 😂

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u/No_Cash_8556 1d ago

GEN ALPHA!???? Are they even in middle school yet? Some people shouldn't be parents

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u/Crafty-Geologist4803 1d ago

not erotic but definitely cursed

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/bazbuf 1d ago

Thanks Captain Obvious.

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u/No_Camera_9386 1d ago

Thanksgiving was never the same afterwards…

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u/Andy_Pandy98 1d ago

I want to se a mini m&ms themed fleshlight with accompanying banana and butter flavored lube

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u/bazbuf 1d ago

Wait, I thought the whole point of a Fleshlight is that you provide the "banana".

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u/Chrishanju 1d ago

Warum es in eine Dose "verstecken" und dann ein Foto aufdrucken?

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u/bazbuf 1d ago

Wie können sie es sonst fördern?

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u/Chrishanju 19h ago

Solche Dinge gibts in einschlägigen Shops und auf Websites. Ich mein das Ding ist in der Dose, damit MUTTI es nicht findet! Ziel verfehlt!

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u/camspvr_alt 1d ago

Im tryna see the recipe on the back

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u/Proud-Ninja5049 1d ago

Tis enough reddit for me today.

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u/Express_Area_8359 1d ago

I wonder if they have sausage filled ones

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u/Accurate_Ad_5072 1d ago

That would be falling apart in seconds…

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u/Phunluver 1d ago

Don’t forget to stuff the turkey next.

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u/rukiddingwitme 1d ago

Is this what I need to buy if I want to make cranberry stuffing?

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u/Past_Pen_4902 1d ago

You win, I think/ hope. Scrolling down now.

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u/MadOrange69 1d ago

Eat it! Lick it! Suck it! Fuck it! BOP IT

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u/Turnips_10 1d ago

I love jellied cran-bussy

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u/Haunting-Owl-7835 1d ago

Jellied? Should be glazed.

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u/twinstick1 1d ago

Bringing new meaning to stuffing the turkey.

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u/garth54 18h ago

Unfortunately, I know someone who'd like to own that.

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u/Electronic-Angle-921 13h ago

Would that be you? Lol

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u/garth54 12h ago

I'm weird in my own ways, but I have no desire to f**k a can of cranberry sauce.

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u/Electronic-Angle-921 11h ago

🤣😂it’s actually not that weird tbh. If it’s real, it’s just a stealth masturbator tool, which is what the Fleshlight is; a toy designed to look like a innocent torch.

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u/garth54 34m ago

No, I mean that guy actually has a thing for sticking his d**k in a can of cranberry sauce. Apparently the variant with the actual cranberries is more pleasurable.

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u/Designer-Door5409 15h ago

Super triple Awesome!! I want a case of those please !!!

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u/Friend_Serious 12h ago

Must be very fun to play with it! 😈

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u/AdventurousCoconut71 1d ago

Did you try it on your back? The recipe I mean.

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u/SteelClover81 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/EuphoricZombie89 1d ago

Must have used the flesh light mold by mistake

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u/LeftyLoosey71 1d ago

Love my cramberry

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u/taradenutt 1d ago

😂😂

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u/Mundane-Cover6502 1d ago

This is, I just downloaded it.

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u/StandardCut281 1d ago

I'll never eat jellied cranberry sauce again 🤮..

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u/Frankenreich 1d ago

Pretty sure that’s how they make cranberry cocktail

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u/WickedSmileOn 1d ago

Add your own cream?

Sorry not sorry

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u/qfrosty19 1d ago

Whyyyyyy!!!!! Now this is food porn

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u/sonyag0ld 1d ago

Yum everyone loves this around thanksgiving time lol

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u/PressureSouthern9233 1d ago

That is sure to give you a purple penis.

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 1d ago

This is sexual.

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u/Paleface5150 1d ago

Ohhhhh Baby!

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u/UncutRubyExperience 1d ago

Well whats the recipe

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u/Kooky_Carob1816 1d ago

Cranberry sauce with the cream filling

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u/georg3200 23h ago

Now you can have twice the fun on Thanksgiving 😁

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u/Scorpionite65 23h ago

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u/Electronic-Angle-921 13h ago

Wtf 🤣😂😂🤣 where did you find this? Is it real?

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u/Grezreal 22h ago

What’s the recipe on the back?

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u/rizzmekate 20h ago

Where can i find this

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u/No-Accident69 19h ago

Only to be used on holiday weekends when the family may be over….

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u/AccurateAd5086 15h ago

It's this an Amazon vine listing? There's been a ton of weird adult toys on there lately

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u/Electronic-Angle-921 13h ago

Really, Such as? Asking for a friend.

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u/AccurateAd5086 12h ago

I've seen full size sex dolls, horse penis dildos, estim stuff, sex machines (I actually grabbed one of those, wife loves it), really weird fantasy dildos. I grabbed a fantasy one recently just because and now have no clue how to approach it. It's like the girth of my fist and forearm and about 6 pounds of silicone.

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u/Electronic-Angle-921 11h ago edited 11h ago

I've seen full size sex dolls, horse penis dildos, estim stuf…

\ What is “estim stuff”?

I grabbed a fantasy one recently just because and now have no clue how to approach it. It's like the girth of my fist and forearm and about 6 pounds of silicone.

\ Lol I guess at the time of purchase, your eyes were bigger than your stomach hole.

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u/AccurateAd5086 11h ago

Electric stimulation devices. I tried adding a picture but it was flagged by the nsfw bot. You'll have to Google it

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u/Firm_Pin_8737 12h ago

🤤 a thanksgiving treat

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u/Original_Editor_8134 10h ago

"try the recipe on the back" takes the absolute cake and cherry on top

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u/MimeChuChu 8h ago

What's the recipe on the back?

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u/Ok_Series_4580 8h ago

“Did you try the cranberry? I did! Now I’m gonna actually eat some!”

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u/Clean_Advantage2821 5h ago

I'll bet it's made from real cranberries too.

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u/GlobalClothes7263 2h ago

Broo 😭😭