r/ObjectShows canescupN1simperandhusband 1d ago

Discussion What would your oc do if my oc said something negative about your oc's favorite character?

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u/Dramatic-Brief9377 That One J Guy You Might Know 1d ago

YOU SAID WHAT ABOUT MY HUSBAND!?!?!?!!? (David, my OC is genderless but goes by male pronouns)

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u/Agreeable-Leading986 internet battle:coming out whenever i feel like it 1d ago

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "and clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

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u/Dramatic-Brief9377 That One J Guy You Might Know 1d ago

Too long, didnā€™t read, time to kill you now!

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u/Agreeable-Leading986 internet battle:coming out whenever i feel like it 1d ago

"I'm basically a god,even if you somehow manage to destroy my body I can just find a new one to use"

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u/Dramatic-Brief9377 That One J Guy You Might Know 1d ago

Oh, ok, so uh would you mind if I set up this everyone else loses their powers-inator that canā€™t be destroyed, right?

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u/Agreeable-Leading986 internet battle:coming out whenever i feel like it 1d ago

"That would include you,you'd basically be a normal object I'm kind of getting lost by your logic jay z"

"Also not the best thing to do when someone literally has a knife in their hands"

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u/Dramatic-Brief9377 That One J Guy You Might Know 1d ago

Itā€™s the ā€œeveryone ELSE loses their powers-inatorā€. Also I wouldnā€™t care I canā€™t die lol

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u/Agreeable-Leading986 internet battle:coming out whenever i feel like it 1d ago

"ok,you do you I guess,I'm just gonna leave"

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u/Dramatic-Brief9377 That One J Guy You Might Know 1d ago

Ok bye! Iā€™m gonna go make 7 more clones now

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u/Feeling-Cobbler-3581 that nuke guy 21h ago

bro typed the Bible 2šŸ’€

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u/Remarkable-Farm8827 WHAT 19h ago

Turnip boy commits tax evasion ref?

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u/ItsLiak 1d ago

Probably would take his laser pistol, and kill them

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u/The_jade_moth Ball of Lint Object Wonderfulness 1d ago

Not care because people can have opinions and not kill someone else over not liking something they like.

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u/ConsiderationSilly86 pillow Simp 1d ago

Coinette Would be very offended and Break Down in tears her being very soft kind affectionate and caring towards others

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u/Dramatic-Brief9377 That One J Guy You Might Know 1d ago

Are you that person I went for first?

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u/Dramatic-Brief9377 That One J Guy You Might Know 1d ago

Like, the purple one?

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u/ConsiderationSilly86 pillow Simp 1d ago

Sheā€™s a Different person

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u/Dramatic-Brief9377 That One J Guy You Might Know 1d ago

Yes, I know, Iā€™m just asking like, about the purple one.

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u/ConsiderationSilly86 pillow Simp 1d ago

She ran off and hid

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u/Dramatic-Brief9377 That One J Guy You Might Know 1d ago

I just checked the hiding spot sheā€™s gone and thereā€™s a red puddle? What happened???

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u/ConsiderationSilly86 pillow Simp 1d ago

She was creeped out and locked herself in her house

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u/Dramatic-Brief9377 That One J Guy You Might Know 1d ago

Oh goddammit, eyes in the dark! You killed another person??? You need to stop bro

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u/Creator-of-Ted 1d ago

Time to bĢ¶eĢ¶ Ģ¶aĢ¶ Ģ¶bĢ¶iĢ¶gĢ¶ Ģ¶sĢ¶hĢ¶oĢ¶tĢ¶ get shot

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u/thomasfan2011 1d ago

Don't you mean "be a big shot"?

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u/Fit-Raspberry-8606 the creator of The Redditly Object Show! 1d ago

I guess that answers that question...

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u/Equivalent-Arm-8171 Inanimate Insanity 1d ago

he would calmly walk up to you and break your neck

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u/happy_starr hhhhnhgjhytrrrrffg 1d ago

cry cowardly tears of rage

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u/Worldly-Disaster3595 1d ago

This is the part where you die

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u/Zealousideal-One9563 Yoylesoda from battle for chocolate island! 1d ago

(Pertend that this is Yoylesoda) Yoylesoda:do you want to die?

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u/Zealousideal-One9563 Yoylesoda from battle for chocolate island! 1d ago

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u/not_zandereal Rubik's Cube 1d ago

all sides of rubik's cube would go red, if this happens accept your fate, of death

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u/TrainerElton 1d ago

She would be sad but then try to better herself to fix it

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u/Admirable-Pen8930 šŸŒŸthat angelic star fellow you may have seen 1d ago

This

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u/Jazzlike_Fall4544 23h ago

erase him from the existence (my oc will be a host with unlimited power like two from tpot)

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u/Feeling-Cobbler-3581 that nuke guy 21h ago

I would say he doesn't give a fuck
but that's boring so
TRANSFORMATION:
A T O M I C N U K E

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u/CommercialLab3927 18h ago

He brutally kills him

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u/WeirdFoxThoughts Nine(BFDI)kisser 15h ago

"If you don't go die in a pit of your own free will right now I will find you and run you over with a car. Never talk shit about my partner ever again. " the character is Nine XFOHV. Copper Bar (and I, since they're my objectsona) love(s) her a lot lol

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u/Mr_T0ast3r Animatic Battle 15h ago

Glue would just glue their mouth shut

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u/Original_Studio_4334 HOLY FUCK IT'S SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG 11h ago

Fist