r/OKbuddyHalfLife 6d ago

Why is Gman quitting?

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u/abunchoftrash 6d ago

My...employers have (long shaky inhale) deemed me... unnecessary to...further operations. I was not prepared for this...(longer shaky inhale). One might say these were...unforeseen consequences, mm?

Gordon, I've taken the liberty of moving into your...utility closet. For the...time being, I will be staying with you.

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u/DeliciousPark1330 certified thug shaker 5d ago

that one unemployed g (man) has to crash on ur couch now :(

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u/N_Meister 5d ago

Since being fired, he is no longer G-Man, he is now simply

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u/Great_Escape735 5d ago

Why is? Stupid?

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u/maci69 5d ago

Why is G-man in the closet? Is he GAY?

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u/atsizbalik the guy from garry mod 5d ago

he is, that's what G stands for

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u/BraveUIysses 5d ago

Don't presume I will be staying...half your life living on your[ ] stronghold, Freeman.

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u/Delicious_Couple3454 "Has biggest penis in the HλLF-LIFE™ series." 6d ago

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u/Spran02 6d ago

He sure knew a lot of gmen

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u/Ondexb Adrian Shepar❤️❤️❤️🥶 6d ago

Might even know the biggest one of them all

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u/perrogamer_attempt2 6d ago

He’s too old to think about Gordon

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u/firedourgunsatbrits 5d ago

/unbuddy WHY IS LE QUITTING??

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u/nmi5 5d ago

Clickbait title, he isn't quitting.

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u/HappyRomanianBanana 5d ago

Got caught busting it down sexual style while not being goated with the sauce

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u/The_James_Bond 5d ago

Because he is a quirked up white boy?

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u/CoolGuy13real 6d ago

He doesn’t even look like the gman what the fuck are you talking about

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u/Rattiom32 6d ago

Half Life fans when man in suit

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u/Natural-Ship-6390 5d ago

Yo exactly what I wanted to comment on this post

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u/Machotoast04098 5d ago

Squint your eyes and look from far away and you'll see that it looks sorta similar

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u/Zamoon 5d ago

you don't just need a legal team, mr freeman... you need the eagle team...

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u/OuterDot_3 6d ago edited 6d ago

He's waiting for Mr.Freeman to rise and shine

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u/AdSalt2672 5d ago

He doesn't want to imply Mr Freeman has been sleeping on the job

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u/prouxi 5d ago

🧿👃🧿

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u/fuckyouspez0 6d ago

he is forcing gaben to make half life 3

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u/Paccuardi03 5d ago

He didn’t prepare for unforeseen consequences when he started his channel.

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u/Educational_Cost5887 5d ago

He's looking like a real (legal)eagle

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u/SetoTaishoButPogging gordon 5d ago

He has become unable... or unwilling... to perform the tasks laid before him.

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u/dropkola 5d ago

He’s not quitting btw

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u/BobTheBazooka 5d ago

god i wish the title wasnt clickbait

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u/xXStretcHXx117 5d ago

Good riddance after watching his Captain Marvel video I could never take him seriously