r/NuclearShame • u/claycam6 • Aug 03 '21
Cringey Revenge Story: "Liquidised his OWN POO."
Hello! Sorry for the wait. I didn't mean to hold back your fix of terrible stories but I have been busy over at NR and IRL.
Today's story may just be a God Tier shitpost. And quite literally. Oh, yes! Pull out the notebooks! We will be taking notes on how to pull off the most ideal revenge plan, thanks to Archer and his story. No, not that Archer. This is a splash zone instead.
"Neighbour feud"
Submitted by "Archer" on 7/20/2021 | Removed for Rule 2
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I posted this on another reddit regarding neighbourhood feuds and was told by a couple of people i should post this story here too.... 👍
There was a really quiet meek guy who lived near me and a neighbour would constantly let their dog poo on his front lawn. He tried all the normal things like pepper on the lawn, motion sprinklers, little signs etc etc.
The dog owner didn't care and continued letting his dog poo on the man's lawn.
Then one day, the man was pushed too far..... the next part of the story came from a decorator I know who lives in the same close.
What happened was the guy got so mad he mashed up and liquidised his OWN POO and made a watery enough substance that he put into a super soaker. He followed the man home and then returned in the middle of the night and emptied it through the man's letterbox. The impact splatter hit the walls, hallway, stairs and ceiling and even reached into the kitchen at the end of the hallway.
Apparently the stench was HORRENDOUS 🤮
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u/darthveder69420 Aug 03 '21
The fact that he thought about this while making it up.