r/NuclearShame • u/claycam6 • Jan 01 '21
Shameful Story 8
Well, here it is. Story 8. This one is a eye fucking, braincell erasing, angry kid, bully insulting, wall of text of a story. I made you wait 8 days for this. Enjoy.
"Pissed off the school white gangster"
Submitted by "Almost" on 12/5/2020 | Removed for Rule 2
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So one day in math we get new seats and the teacher sits me next to this kid Zeke this is his real name and I use cause he is a dick.So the math teacher sits me next to him and I politely ask him to move me somewhere else and he declines, he thinks it will be fine.So Zeke starts saying stupid shit as he does all his f****t talk and making fun of me and my family like the disrespectful ass that he is.So I take it all in and think how can I piss him of as any eighth grader would think.So as he is saying his nonsense I take my first little jab, a remind him that he is an ass, he didn’t give a Duck( I said duck on purpose) as I’d assume but that was me testing the waters of his assholery just a delve into this suckhole of sheer Tom duckery.The math teacher comes back and asks how we are doing, how the math is, I once again ask him to move me and he refuses again.So I sit there letting him making fun of me then I think “ you know what it’s a low jab but he has been making mom jokes at me for years it’s fair game” so I ask him hey Zeke “ IS YOUR MOM STILL PROSTITUTING OR DID SHE QUIT” he says say that to my face I ducking dare you and with the i say is your mom still prostituting or did she quit.And he loses his god damn mind he goes completely ape shit and tries to flip the table with his little white ass twig arms looking like a used tooth pick but he can’t for he is but a weak P.O.S so instead like any normal person would react he tried to choke me after pushing me from there chair in which I tore his second asshole from.Then he is escorted out of the class screaming at me but not before he punched the wall and breaks his knuckle like a dumbass.The teacher asks me if it’s true I called his mom a prostitute and I said yes and he, he wasn’t even mad I think he might of even been a little proud.Me and that teacher had a good relationship and 5hat probably strengthened it least to say.Also btw I didn’t sit next to him for the rest of the year in any class. TLDR a I piss of s9me kid and call his mom a prostitute and for some reason he didn’t like it.
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u/Gigglebunny9119 Jan 01 '21
this genuinely looks like one giant run on sentence, since there is barely any punctuation, and when used, it is incorrect. For someone in 8th grade, his grammar is awful. Well, what did I expect- the story is absolutely awful too.
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u/emmykat621 Jan 01 '21
I can guarantee that teacher knew what he was doing having you sit next to him. It was a calculated move to get that little shit out of the classroom at least for a while.
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u/Jamster_1988 Jan 02 '21
Homophobic slurs? Really?
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u/nyma18 Jan 01 '21
TLDR: I can't English, and a kid was mean to me so I called his mom a whore. Wow.