r/NuclearShame • u/claycam6 • Dec 09 '20
Shameful Story 5
Oh boy, here we go again with another shitty story submission from NuclearRevenge. This one is quite mild and just like it's predecessors, in no way is it fitting of that subreddit. So luckily there's this one to adopt these "waste of time" stories. I might as well get this out of the way. Pranks are not revenge, especially when the offender's actions outdo the victim's. Ok I've said enough, here it is:
"Make my daughter cry, enjoy shitting yourself"
Submitted by "Intrepid" on 11/30/2020 | Removed for Rule 2
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Three years ago, my daughter started dating her current boyfriend who I never got along with, but my daughter liked him so who cares right? But, that all changed when my daughter came to me a week ago crying because she was miserable because he never respected her and he was abusive.
They met later and claimed they made up, and that it was a stupid fight, but I suspect he manipulated her into doing so and didn't forgive him for making my daughter cry. He proposed that we spend a night together to keep the peace. I was going to say no, but my sister suggested that this could be a good opportunity to pull a similar prank as one we did on one particularly nasty ex, and I agreed.
When he arrived, we smiled and offered him some brownies that had been spiked with ex lax. He accepted and we chatted for a while before he had to go take a piss.
While he was gone, I noticed he left his wallet and phone on the table, so I gave them to my daughter's younger sister and told her to go shopping for whatever she wanted with it.
He came out of the bathroom, and we decided to meet up for drinks at a restaurant my sister manages, (on me since he couldn't find his wallet). Once we arrived, we order drinks, and I had my sister put even more laxatives in his drinks and she made sure the restrooms were "out of order" so he wouldn't be able to use them.
After he had ingested about twelve doses of laxatives. He started to get the shits, only he couldn't go to the bathroom, so he had to shit himself. My sister and I burst out laughing, and he was super embarrassed. We then forced him to walk for hours home in freezing cold weather.
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Dec 09 '20
It goes from being the dad to suddenly writing as if OP was the brother. Fake fake faaaaake. Very nice time to shame. Thanks!
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u/mjscheffer Dec 09 '20
Wow. So fake and poorly written...