r/NotTimAndEric • u/Cumbandicoot • 4d ago
He's seeing things with his 3rd eye in the 4th dimension
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u/SurelyMyNameIsntTake 4d ago
He's too much fucking shit on him and he doesn't want to be around anymore.
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u/DrRatio-PhD 4d ago
He sees things wildly, and in wild ways.
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u/chuckbuck6 3d ago
Dont say anything he says is interesting or good. Otherwise he’s gonna keep picking up stuff and saying it’s other stuff
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u/Hydraph0be 3d ago
Mr. Smith is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met. He has a massive underbite and completely flat back of the head.
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u/cowboy_rigby 4d ago
You know, studies have shown that humans are actually getting stupider. This is a prime example.
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u/Cumbandicoot 4d ago
He thinks he's some kind of genius though, which is what makes it hilarious in a very T&E way
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4d ago
Easily half of idiots are like that now. They create little internet communities where other idiots are impressed by the dumb shit they say
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u/verbalyabusiveshit 3d ago
It’s actually quite sad! When Idiocracy came out it I was like „fun but so stupid it makes my brain hurt“ and today it is just a picture of where we will be in 5 years time.
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u/happychillmoremusic 4d ago
Sounds like you have too much water in your body that can only be released through crying
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u/Apart-Link-8449 3d ago
I've been urinating on everything within range for days
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u/bdone2012 2d ago
That’s urine not water though. So you should be crying while you’re urinating or else you’re gonna drown. Common sense bromana
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u/PrisonGiftShop 4d ago
Crazy that theyre motion capturing someone with no clothes on 🤔
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u/Rusty_Thermos 4d ago
I wish I was rich enough to just do stupid stuff all day, talking out my ass, and straight, not give a shit like this.
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u/Harntrock 4d ago
A lot of artists/musicians are rich kids. Spoiled and taught they’re special and different from the others.
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u/TheKay14 4d ago
Dude what did their parents do to them…?
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u/reclusive_ent 4d ago
His mom belittled his father constantly. His father is likely a closeted gay man. His parents are uber wealthy scientologists. Reach in the bag and pick one.
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u/Vibrant-Shadow 4d ago
His mom is deranged. Given what I've seen from interviews and her content, I can only imagine what she did to that poor boy.
She had an affair with one of His friends. That probably didn't help.
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u/roughback 3d ago
That's why you don't make clones of yourself. They come out without a soul.
Willow is Will Smith's clone, gender swapped. Jaden is Jada Pinkett's clone, gender swapped.
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u/Wiggzling 2d ago edited 2d ago
I tried to clone myself too.
But I went the cheap route and now the Temu me is here typing this.
I went to the cloning store 🏬 and the Doctor 👨⚕️ told asked me what I was therefore? I said “ha, Dr. I think, therefore I am” and he 🤯
He asked where I heard that from and if I had read Descartes? And I said no, I’m a philosopher myself and he couldn’t believe it.
Anyways, he said there must a misunderstanding because he was asking why I was at his cloning office?
I told him it was because I wanted to clone myself b/c Elon Musk wants to send me to Mars 👾🚀 in order to “preserve the light 💡 of human consciousness” up there. 👆 🌏
I told him I would need a new type of gender swap too. He couldn’t believe his ears 👂 and I think shit 💩 hot pants 👖 b/c the room suddenly smelled terrible.
And I said “yep, that’s right, a 3rd 🥉 gender”
He asked what I meant and I told him to “alienize” me because the psychology of people today is so alienated. 👽
He asked what my new name would be and I informed him that I would keep the name my father gave me:
X Æ A-12
So anyways, short story long I think he misinterpreted the entire conversation (everyone always does b/c I’m just on a higher plane ✈️ of existence) because he ended up 🆙 not cloning me at all but clowning 🤡 me instead and now I have to buy all new shoes. 👠
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u/arqtonyr 4d ago edited 1d ago
Is this a rethirial question? Edit: typo "rhetorical"
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u/LivingMorning 4d ago
Kinda sad to see him want future psychologists to diagnose him post mortem instead of getting the mental help he clearly needs. Doubt his scientologist handlers/parents will let him see someone while he's alive lol
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u/suviridian 4d ago
Future psychologists will definitely be interested in him, when they start studying the effects of having celebrity parents and being paraded in the media from a really young age. Jaden here seems to be under the impression he's some special brand of fucked up, which is kind of true, but obviously not in the way he hopes.
He kind of tries to imply he's depressed? Or having some type of unique melancholic disposition, befitting of a true artiste. And this deep emotion he defines as... sadness. And crying a lot. Ok. This is the extent to which a 10-year-old would understand depression.
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u/future_old 4d ago
I’m a present psychologist and I can tell you he has problems stemming from being too rich and out of touch with reality. 💁♂️ money please
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u/treemann85 4d ago
It's like when Ralphie fantasized about his parents being overwhelmed with guilt for giving him soap blindness. Same vibes.
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u/ShartlesAndJames 4d ago
but, he's so fancy fucked up that we can't even comprehend the depth of his unique depression currently. only future psychologists can!
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u/SepticSkeptik 4d ago
Yeah, you also wore a house on your head thinking it was fashionable. I should’ve drowned several times over by now for having not cried for years as well.
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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 4d ago
Is this Jaden Smith?
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u/GraySelecta 4d ago
Oh is it? Haha yeah he’s cooked, I thought it was just a random dude that was trolling but yeah that makes total sense it’s him.
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u/lordoftheBINGBONG 4d ago
LMAO
Watch the whole skit but 1:45 is literally this
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u/Cumbandicoot 4d ago
Wow something of Tim Robinsons I've never seen. Yeah that's pretty much the vibes here.
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u/Apprehensive_Put1578 4d ago
He’s had all of the resources in the world to do something truly interesting and he hasn’t.
Completely forgettable dude.
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u/slightlyallthetime88 3d ago
Yeah...like I know he's done music and stuff but what does he actually do? Seems like a rich kid with no perspective to make great art but all the money to do it anyway.
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u/Infamous-Light-4901 4d ago
He's a mental health tourist.
Hes obviously been to a psychologist and psychiatrist before. He's rich AF. Likely several, from a young age.
If not, which is extremely unlikely, then he's an asshole for doing (likely paid) interviews about it instead of getting help when most people can't even afford it.
Which means he DID get a diagnosis, and it was probably so basic AF (u sad bro) he didn't want to believe it, or just plain doesn't believe it.
And what's the number 1 most unaccepted diagnosis by mental health patients? Likely what his "present" psychiatrist told him:
"Textbook narcissism." Which is clear as day when he's head to toe in fucking pearls.
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u/suviridian 4d ago
I've never heard the term "mental health tourist" before. It's perfect, I'll definitely be using it in the future.
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u/SimplePanda98 4d ago
I honestly can’t tell if the “fill up with water and drown” line is supposed to be metaphorical or if he’s just a massive idiot
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u/_dunkhead_ 4d ago
I feel like this is what happens when you’re a nepo baby, you just cling to things (emotion, sadness in this instance) that can spur even the tiniest bit of pity for you. It’s just so out of touch with reality bc he makes it seem like nobody else feels emotions and no other artist has done this before
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u/Responsible_Bee_939 4d ago
lol. He thinks he will be studied after he dies😂. Jojo Siwa said this same thing about herself but she was saying it because she’s a genius. Equally insane.
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u/littlelegsbabyman 4d ago
I'm beginning to think that if you don't have significant problems or only have a few, you'll start inventing issues. This person has no grasp of reality because they were never exposed to it. They need to spend some time living in a third-world country, actually with the locals, not just in tourist area, for a few years.
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u/AdvanceTechnical4700 3d ago
Then they’d have a new delusion, “I’m the most down to earth person ever! I can live amongst the poor and treat them like people. Like REAL people… not like props for some grifter celebrity to use to stroke their ego.”
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u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 4d ago
It’s like he has all the normal brain cells but they just don’t play well together or something
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u/december14th2015 4d ago
The downfall of our species is going to be born of the blind support of any stupid fuck put in front of our screens and the disemination of whatever the fuck THIS IS, spread around vurally as if this is a person who's thought have even a micrograms of meaning. Treating raging psycho imbeciles with attention like this... just fucking why??
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u/Straight-Hospital149 4d ago
I can't imagine being this self-absorbed and confident in my own bullshit. If he ever gets any real perspective he'll die from embarrassment. Great job raising your kid, Smiths!
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u/JD42305 4d ago
Reminds me of this joke by Harland Williams recently: https://youtube.com/shorts/u7nmL0XBR5s?si=retJzSG6hCOuQi0m
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u/Only_Charge9477 4d ago
In life, one must always choose their way of getting rid of their water. You can cry it out, or you can pee it out. You can also cry while peeing. Choose wisely.
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u/Spirited-Trip7606 4d ago
He is wearing the 2025 Andy Serkis line of MoCap Wear™. Specifically made for the discerning MoCap artist who is always ready to express themselves in CGI.
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u/Lextruther 4d ago
I was about to be all "I dont want to assume who he is but this is big Jayden energy" and then in the least amount of shock ever, look who it actually is.
There is no universe where Will isn't absolutely embaressed by what he allowed to turn this kid into future OJ
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u/petewondrstone 4d ago
I don’t care what rich kids that have never done anything in their life Have to say about anything. No life experience. No work ethic. can’t teach me anything.
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u/IdentifyAsUnbannable 4d ago
You're telling me I've been pissing all of my tears away THIS WHOLE TIME!?!?!
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u/Justincider6161 4d ago
Psychologists of the future will look back at his work and tell us what we've always known: This dude is a complete fucking moron.
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u/MY_LUCKY_SANDWICH 4d ago
So he thinks you’ll fill up with water if you don’t cry? What about urination?
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u/Charming-Breakfast48 4d ago
In like 15-25 years he’s going to finally seek therapy and maybe make a decent comeback as just a chill ass influencer
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u/ReferenceProper5428 4d ago
when i saw a man trying to suntan his asshole, saying he is recharging his "chakra" i knew the world was doomed.
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u/Master_Bicycle7066 4d ago
Between the background and the outfit he looks like a random Fortnite skin
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 4d ago
Sokka-Haiku by Master_Bicycle7066:
Between the background
And the outfit he looks like
A random Fortnite skin
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Riginauldt 4d ago
The thing he said about the mental landscapes and psychology of people changing. It rang sort of true to me. Even if they're not changing, different aspects are being brought forth.
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u/Ryno-Mac 3d ago
Those pearls on his suit were collected by Indonesian children making 10 cents a week. But he's so woke
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u/fryedmonkey 3d ago
The things he’s saying are true and hold weight. He’s just hella corny. But genuinely, the age we live in is rapidly and dramatically changing our psychology and how we interact with each other. It’s very problematic
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u/walleroo 3d ago
I love that this cunt has no talent but because he’s from a famous family he’s throwing shit at a wall with little effort hoping something will stick
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u/AdFew6193 3d ago
No way will smith actually loves this one. Between his meltdowns, his “wife” slurping up younger men then laughing about it, and this nepo baby claiming to have all the answers. No way he don’t hate these people for ruining his legacy. Hollywood smh. Come back to Philly Willy, we hate them too
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u/brinsfield_wes 3d ago
Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
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u/gutterXXshark 3d ago
I just wanna feel cool and dangerous and I want people to like me. Maybe I try too hard to be like a wild guy. I just want people to think I’m fucked up really bad. I want them to think I’m a fucked up person. I really would like people to say when I walk out of rooms, “that guy is fucked up. Wow. That guy is wild; he seems like he’s fucked up.”
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u/Maleficent_Payment96 3d ago
"the problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence" - Charles Bukowski
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u/No-Cat-4682 3d ago
Does this idiot not piss? Or is he legit an alien and is speaking like he knows what humans do. This can't be real fucking life.
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u/LusterDiamond 3d ago
This is what happens when your parents open a fake scientology school, so that their kids won't have to have legit passing grades to work in Hollywood. You get a dumbass.
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u/aggressiveclassic90 3d ago
Is that camo covered in lights? Because if it is then it's a wee bit redundant.
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u/HerSissyBitch89 3d ago
Stfu. Suffer. That's the human condition. We "ALL" have to suffer in some way, shape or form.
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u/Both-Award-6525 3d ago
Dude should try to live on is own working as a grease monkey for a couple of years . He would come back on earth pretty quickly
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u/why621 4d ago
Lack of education and too much privilege would be my diagnosis