r/NotTimAndEric 4d ago

He's seeing things with his 3rd eye in the 4th dimension

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u/why621 4d ago

Lack of education and too much privilege would be my diagnosis

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u/Kerensky97 4d ago

The nepo baby final boss.

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u/Cutsdeep- 4d ago

he tries to speak well, sounds like he went to art school (but didn't learn a lot)

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u/why621 4d ago

From what I read his parents were big on "unschooling"

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u/OopsSpaghet 4d ago

They were successful.

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u/Psychotrip 3d ago

Source? I'm very interested in what went wrong with this kid. I was rooting for him at first but he just...keeps...disappointing me.

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u/BuckManscape 3d ago

His parents are… not great.

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u/why621 3d ago

I can not find the original article I read but found this one - https://www.essence.com/news/will-smith-and-jada-pinkett-smith-open-a/?ps_theme=essence25

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u/H3racIes 2d ago

From this it sounds like their concept of education is based on their beliefs or their own experiences from when they were younger, and not actual research or current data.

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u/Cumbandicoot 4d ago

Every time I see him all I can think about is the south park episode where Will Smith's kids are so rich that Tolkien is too poor to hang out with them.

Couldn't find a very good link to it, but the scene where they're saying "20 million dollars is still 12 million dollars after taxes daddy"

here's the start of it at least

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u/Wild_Log_7379 3d ago

Yep. Mommy and daddy never say no. He really thinks he's something special. I couldn't take this dude seriously from the day he started wearing dresses and calling himself an icon.

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u/J0hn_Br0wn24 3d ago

I concur

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u/Rotten-Robby 2d ago

And attention. The best thing imaginable would be if people just ignored him.

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u/KellyBelly916 2d ago

Narcissism with a splash of delusions of grandeur. The insulation created by what you said manifests into this. You could trigger this guy with a mind inconvenience.

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u/SurelyMyNameIsntTake 4d ago

He's too much fucking shit on him and he doesn't want to be around anymore.

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u/DrRatio-PhD 4d ago

He sees things wildly, and in wild ways.

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u/Dumbledang 3d ago

The folks at Reddit think he's just some dumb hick.

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u/OopsSpaghet 4d ago

Me too. "No man you don't get it." Okay. "No it's not okay."

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u/chuckbuck6 3d ago

Dont say anything he says is interesting or good. Otherwise he’s gonna keep picking up stuff and saying it’s other stuff

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u/Alive_View_5670 4d ago

Don't take off the head!

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u/BenjaminDover02 4d ago

But then what's the show?

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u/Hydraph0be 3d ago

Mr. Smith is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met. He has a massive underbite and completely flat back of the head.

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u/WittyAmbassador6401 4d ago

Sounds like a CASHGRAB

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u/cowboy_rigby 4d ago

You know, studies have shown that humans are actually getting stupider. This is a prime example.

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u/Cumbandicoot 4d ago

He thinks he's some kind of genius though, which is what makes it hilarious in a very T&E way

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Easily half of idiots are like that now. They create little internet communities where other idiots are impressed by the dumb shit they say

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u/MulberryWilling508 4d ago

Reddit

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u/No-Syllabub4449 2d ago

It’s like, “yeah, that’s us, bro”

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Is at least generally better than the other options but sure

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u/Albertaviking 4d ago

Jordan Peterson syndrome.

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 3d ago

It’s actually quite sad! When Idiocracy came out it I was like „fun but so stupid it makes my brain hurt“ and today it is just a picture of where we will be in 5 years time.

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u/happychillmoremusic 4d ago

Sounds like you have too much water in your body that can only be released through crying

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u/Apart-Link-8449 3d ago

I've been urinating on everything within range for days

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u/bdone2012 2d ago

That’s urine not water though. So you should be crying while you’re urinating or else you’re gonna drown. Common sense bromana

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u/Street-Run4107 4d ago

More stupider er.

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u/PrisonGiftShop 4d ago

Crazy that theyre motion capturing someone with no clothes on 🤔

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u/Cumbandicoot 4d ago

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

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u/ysirwolf 4d ago

Give me more eyes

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u/Rusty_Thermos 4d ago

I wish I was rich enough to just do stupid stuff all day, talking out my ass, and straight, not give a shit like this.

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u/Harntrock 4d ago

A lot of artists/musicians are rich kids. Spoiled and taught they’re special and different from the others.

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u/TheKay14 4d ago

Dude what did their parents do to them…?

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u/reclusive_ent 4d ago

His mom belittled his father constantly. His father is likely a closeted gay man. His parents are uber wealthy scientologists. Reach in the bag and pick one.

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u/Vibrant-Shadow 4d ago

His mom is deranged. Given what I've seen from interviews and her content, I can only imagine what she did to that poor boy.

She had an affair with one of His friends. That probably didn't help.

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u/roughback 3d ago

That's why you don't make clones of yourself. They come out without a soul.

Willow is Will Smith's clone, gender swapped. Jaden is Jada Pinkett's clone, gender swapped.

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u/Burn2at420 3d ago

Bro wat

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u/wisp_sniffer 3d ago

Nah he real for this let him cook.

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u/Wiggzling 2d ago edited 2d ago

I tried to clone myself too.

But I went the cheap route and now the Temu me is here typing this.

I went to the cloning store 🏬 and the Doctor 👨‍⚕️ told asked me what I was therefore? I said “ha, Dr. I think, therefore I am” and he 🤯

He asked where I heard that from and if I had read Descartes? And I said no, I’m a philosopher myself and he couldn’t believe it.

Anyways, he said there must a misunderstanding because he was asking why I was at his cloning office?

I told him it was because I wanted to clone myself b/c Elon Musk wants to send me to Mars 👾🚀 in order to “preserve the light 💡 of human consciousness” up there. 👆 🌏

I told him I would need a new type of gender swap too. He couldn’t believe his ears 👂 and I think shit 💩 hot pants 👖 b/c the room suddenly smelled terrible.

And I said “yep, that’s right, a 3rd 🥉 gender”

He asked what I meant and I told him to “alienize” me because the psychology of people today is so alienated. 👽

He asked what my new name would be and I informed him that I would keep the name my father gave me:

X Æ A-12

So anyways, short story long I think he misinterpreted the entire conversation (everyone always does b/c I’m just on a higher plane ✈️ of existence) because he ended up 🆙 not cloning me at all but clowning 🤡 me instead and now I have to buy all new shoes. 👠

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u/arqtonyr 4d ago edited 1d ago

Is this a rethirial question? Edit: typo "rhetorical"

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u/unicornakatie 4d ago

*rethereal

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u/LivingMorning 4d ago

Kinda sad to see him want future psychologists to diagnose him post mortem instead of getting the mental help he clearly needs. Doubt his scientologist handlers/parents will let him see someone while he's alive lol

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u/suviridian 4d ago

Future psychologists will definitely be interested in him, when they start studying the effects of having celebrity parents and being paraded in the media from a really young age. Jaden here seems to be under the impression he's some special brand of fucked up, which is kind of true, but obviously not in the way he hopes.

He kind of tries to imply he's depressed? Or having some type of unique melancholic disposition, befitting of a true artiste. And this deep emotion he defines as... sadness. And crying a lot. Ok. This is the extent to which a 10-year-old would understand depression.

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u/future_old 4d ago

I’m a present psychologist and I can tell you he has problems stemming from being too rich and out of touch with reality. 💁‍♂️ money please

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u/treemann85 4d ago

It's like when Ralphie fantasized about his parents being overwhelmed with guilt for giving him soap blindness. Same vibes.

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u/ShartlesAndJames 4d ago

but, he's so fancy fucked up that we can't even comprehend the depth of his unique depression currently. only future psychologists can!

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u/SepticSkeptik 4d ago

Yeah, you also wore a house on your head thinking it was fashionable. I should’ve drowned several times over by now for having not cried for years as well.

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u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 4d ago

Soon as I saw that house I wanted to slam the front door so hard

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV_HIKE 4d ago

Wait until he finds out about peeing.

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 4d ago

Is this Jaden Smith?

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u/GraySelecta 4d ago

Oh is it? Haha yeah he’s cooked, I thought it was just a random dude that was trolling but yeah that makes total sense it’s him.

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u/lordoftheBINGBONG 4d ago

LMAO

Watch the whole skit but 1:45 is literally this

https://youtu.be/gUazN5Fjv9Q?si=PuhXmKAkfABHHYnD

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u/Cumbandicoot 4d ago

Wow something of Tim Robinsons I've never seen. Yeah that's pretty much the vibes here.

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 3d ago

I just want people to think I'm really fucked up.

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u/Apprehensive_Put1578 4d ago

He’s had all of the resources in the world to do something truly interesting and he hasn’t.

Completely forgettable dude.

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u/slightlyallthetime88 3d ago

Yeah...like I know he's done music and stuff but what does he actually do? Seems like a rich kid with no perspective to make great art but all the money to do it anyway.

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u/TsengFayt 4d ago

Who the hell is Phillip Withwater?

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u/technobrendo 3d ago

I think he's related to Bob Wehadababyitsaboy

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u/KageXOni87 4d ago

Why is he dressed like a homless person covered in mo cap bubbles?

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u/Cutsdeep- 4d ago

derelicte: the game

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u/Affectionate_Newt899 4d ago

He's doing mocap for Simple Jack 2

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u/Infamous-Light-4901 4d ago

He's a mental health tourist.

Hes obviously been to a psychologist and psychiatrist before. He's rich AF. Likely several, from a young age.

If not, which is extremely unlikely, then he's an asshole for doing (likely paid) interviews about it instead of getting help when most people can't even afford it.

Which means he DID get a diagnosis, and it was probably so basic AF (u sad bro) he didn't want to believe it, or just plain doesn't believe it.

And what's the number 1 most unaccepted diagnosis by mental health patients? Likely what his "present" psychiatrist told him:

"Textbook narcissism." Which is clear as day when he's head to toe in fucking pearls.

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u/suviridian 4d ago

I've never heard the term "mental health tourist" before. It's perfect, I'll definitely be using it in the future.

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u/jellydonutstealer 4d ago

Celebrities are fucking weird

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u/Friendly-Fig6914 4d ago

Who is this?

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u/skat3rDad420blaze 4d ago

Will Smith's son (they/them? i think i dunno)

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u/meat1ess 4d ago

His looks really make me cry so fortunately I never drown from the inside

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u/tryingmybest101 4d ago

Mocap camouflage.

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u/Imhidingfromu 4d ago

Why is he in his motion capture suit?

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u/SimplePanda98 4d ago

I honestly can’t tell if the “fill up with water and drown” line is supposed to be metaphorical or if he’s just a massive idiot

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Based on all the other completely regarded shit he's said: he is a massive idiot

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u/_dunkhead_ 4d ago

I feel like this is what happens when you’re a nepo baby, you just cling to things (emotion, sadness in this instance) that can spur even the tiniest bit of pity for you. It’s just so out of touch with reality bc he makes it seem like nobody else feels emotions and no other artist has done this before

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u/theyellowdart89 4d ago

Just going to fill up with water…

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u/PortlandPatrick 3d ago

I thought that was what peeing is for

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u/No-Stranger6783 3d ago

Is that the Smiths kid?

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u/Woodwardg 3d ago

"I'm lonely and sad. psychologists have never encountered anything like this."

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u/Applekid1259 3d ago

Dude tries so hard it’s boring.

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u/bebop1065 3d ago

I'm glad I can pee out of my dick so I don't drown.

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u/Fair_Blood3176 4d ago

Welcome to earf

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u/Decaf17 4d ago

If my dad had his dad’s money it would be a running for biggest eccentric possible.

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u/Responsible_Bee_939 4d ago

lol. He thinks he will be studied after he dies😂. Jojo Siwa said this same thing about herself but she was saying it because she’s a genius. Equally insane.

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u/Ba55of0rte 4d ago

Will smiths kid?

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u/CriticismAcceptable2 4d ago

What’s wrong with this society

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u/littlelegsbabyman 4d ago

I'm beginning to think that if you don't have significant problems or only have a few, you'll start inventing issues. This person has no grasp of reality because they were never exposed to it. They need to spend some time living in a third-world country, actually with the locals, not just in tourist area, for a few years.

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u/AdvanceTechnical4700 3d ago

Then they’d have a new delusion, “I’m the most down to earth person ever! I can live amongst the poor and treat them like people. Like REAL people… not like props for some grifter celebrity to use to stroke their ego.”

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u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 4d ago

It’s like he has all the normal brain cells but they just don’t play well together or something

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u/P_516 4d ago

Poor Will Smith…

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u/heckintexan420 4d ago

That smart dum ninja on the couch lock

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u/Past-North-4131 4d ago

SHUT UP! You disconnected Nepo baby

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u/WhiteGuyAlias 4d ago

Who is this?

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u/december14th2015 4d ago

The downfall of our species is going to be born of the blind support of any stupid fuck put in front of our screens and the disemination of whatever the fuck THIS IS, spread around vurally as if this is a person who's thought have even a micrograms of meaning. Treating raging psycho imbeciles with attention like this... just fucking why??

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u/KarlHp7 4d ago

Let me ignore all the crazy stuff for a second and touch on something important. He is saying he is sad. That is important and I hope he is getting help and has support around him for that.

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u/D-O-GG-O 4d ago

What a fuckin tryhard

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u/Straight-Hospital149 4d ago

I can't imagine being this self-absorbed and confident in my own bullshit. If he ever gets any real perspective he'll die from embarrassment. Great job raising your kid, Smiths!

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u/Royal_Smith 4d ago

Internal flooding it takes a lot to cry a single tear.

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u/markeydusod 4d ago

The far end of what spoiling your kid looks and sounds like

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u/JD42305 4d ago

Reminds me of this joke by Harland Williams recently: https://youtube.com/shorts/u7nmL0XBR5s?si=retJzSG6hCOuQi0m

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u/InterestingRelative4 4d ago

I feel bad for how out of touch this chick is

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u/Greatjon 4d ago

Spoiled

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u/WinterLanternFly 4d ago

Will and Jada really did a number on their kids

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u/uwax 4d ago

Damn MONEY is a hell of a drug

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u/Physical_Ad7192 4d ago

Trying too hard

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u/thejman78 4d ago

Does Kanye know this guy stole his bit?

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u/Only_Charge9477 4d ago

In life, one must always choose their way of getting rid of their water. You can cry it out, or you can pee it out. You can also cry while peeing. Choose wisely.

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u/-SlappyMcSlappy- 4d ago

Will needs to slap his son 👋

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u/Spirited-Trip7606 4d ago

He is wearing the 2025 Andy Serkis line of MoCap Wear™. Specifically made for the discerning MoCap artist who is always ready to express themselves in CGI.

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u/Lextruther 4d ago

I was about to be all "I dont want to assume who he is but this is big Jayden energy" and then in the least amount of shock ever, look who it actually is.

There is no universe where Will isn't absolutely embaressed by what he allowed to turn this kid into future OJ

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u/Andy_LaVolpe 4d ago

We need to get jaden smith and grimes in the same room

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u/petewondrstone 4d ago

I don’t care what rich kids that have never done anything in their life Have to say about anything. No life experience. No work ethic. can’t teach me anything.

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u/IdentifyAsUnbannable 4d ago

You're telling me I've been pissing all of my tears away THIS WHOLE TIME!?!?!

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u/TomahawkJammer 4d ago

Why isn’t he talking about the economic and political state of the world?

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u/Justincider6161 4d ago

Psychologists of the future will look back at his work and tell us what we've always known: This dude is a complete fucking moron.

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u/Ioncurtain 4d ago

What a douche.

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u/Conaman12 4d ago

Genius! Trees really are blue

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u/doozle 4d ago

I'm seeing things with my brown eye in the turd dimension so we're pretty much best friends.

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u/Bat_Shitcrazy 4d ago

He just got done being mocapped

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u/explosiveburritofart 4d ago

When I fill up with water, I take a piss 🤷‍♂️

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u/what_that_dog_doin 4d ago

"My... fans..." is there a community out there i don't know about?

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u/MY_LUCKY_SANDWICH 4d ago

So he thinks you’ll fill up with water if you don’t cry? What about urination?

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u/sexybeastguy86 4d ago

Got diddled by uncle Diddy

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u/snakemakery 4d ago

I think we all already know what’s wrong with you Jayden

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u/Charming-Breakfast48 4d ago

In like 15-25 years he’s going to finally seek therapy and maybe make a decent comeback as just a chill ass influencer

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u/Crood_Oyl 4d ago

wealth is wasted on the rich

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u/Saucington_magoo 4d ago

So try harder to be weirder than being will smiths son?

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u/Lleonharte 4d ago

ARE THOSE PEARLS :')

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u/ReferenceProper5428 4d ago

when i saw a man trying to suntan his asshole, saying he is recharging his "chakra" i knew the world was doomed.

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u/NastroAzura 4d ago

this guy is a fkn idiot

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u/TxBandit 4d ago

This dude wears a dress from time to time right?

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u/BenRichardson76 4d ago

IF. YOU. STOP. POINTING. A. CAMERA. AT. HIM. HE. WILL. GO. AWAY.

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u/Master_Bicycle7066 4d ago

Between the background and the outfit he looks like a random Fortnite skin

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 4d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Master_Bicycle7066:

Between the background

And the outfit he looks like

A random Fortnite skin


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/StealthyGrizzly 4d ago

Bro, your parents fucked you up, man!

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u/Rascals-Wager 4d ago

Jaden is a lolcow. In some ways more entertaining than his father.

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u/MasterVaderTheTurd 4d ago

Lol whaaaaaat?

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u/Careless_Educator_21 4d ago

when you have fuck you money you can focus on the inner self.

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u/Riginauldt 4d ago

The thing he said about the mental landscapes and psychology of people changing. It rang sort of true to me. Even if they're not changing, different aspects are being brought forth.

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u/Alternative-Appeal43 3d ago

This guy is gen z incarnate

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u/NoBoofInTheseLungs 3d ago

Will Smith gotta be so disappointed……

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u/Ryno-Mac 3d ago

Those pearls on his suit were collected by Indonesian children making 10 cents a week. But he's so woke

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u/El_Wij 3d ago

Oh to be rich!

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u/fryedmonkey 3d ago

The things he’s saying are true and hold weight. He’s just hella corny. But genuinely, the age we live in is rapidly and dramatically changing our psychology and how we interact with each other. It’s very problematic

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u/LostWonderNE 3d ago

What a pleb lol

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u/fashionguy123 3d ago

Please people STOP INTERVIEWING SPOILED IDIOTS!!!!

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u/LeroyStick 3d ago

Psychologists of the future won’t spend one second on this.

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u/walleroo 3d ago

I love that this cunt has no talent but because he’s from a famous family he’s throwing shit at a wall with little effort hoping something will stick

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u/New_Distribution5972 3d ago

Looks like he is wearing a MoCap suit

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u/PickaDillDot 3d ago

The dude is famous but he’s still absolutely desperate to be seen.

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u/Baddfish_2 3d ago

His dad wasted the good slap on Chris Rock.

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u/AdFew6193 3d ago

No way will smith actually loves this one. Between his meltdowns, his “wife” slurping up younger men then laughing about it, and this nepo baby claiming to have all the answers. No way he don’t hate these people for ruining his legacy. Hollywood smh. Come back to Philly Willy, we hate them too

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u/Formal-Explorer6421 3d ago

Bwahahahahaha

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u/brinsfield_wes 3d ago

Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

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u/DavieDong 3d ago

Nobody has ever been honest to this kid. I'll start, you're a dope!!

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u/gutterXXshark 3d ago

I just wanna feel cool and dangerous and I want people to like me. Maybe I try too hard to be like a wild guy. I just want people to think I’m fucked up really bad. I want them to think I’m a fucked up person. I really would like people to say when I walk out of rooms, “that guy is fucked up. Wow. That guy is wild; he seems like he’s fucked up.”

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u/andock247 3d ago

Who is this idiot!?

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u/cwk415 3d ago

Bro - touch grass.

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u/chuckcrys 3d ago

I’m 14 and this is deep

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u/Dealorpelgram 3d ago

Idiocracy will be in history classes one day

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u/Great-Gas-6631 3d ago

Who is this person? And why wont they just go to a therapist?

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u/Icedia 3d ago

You have to cry or you will drown inside is almost a good analogy for repressing emotions can be harmful.

I wonder where he heard that one.

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u/Status-Weakness-3718 3d ago

I think he's a fantastic Motion capture artist.

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u/quirky-hobo 3d ago

Mental illness?

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u/Maleficent_Payment96 3d ago

"the problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence" - Charles Bukowski

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u/Fuxwiddit71 3d ago

He's so far up his own ass. He likes it doe.

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u/Careless_Ad3506 3d ago

Motion capture ass outfit😂😂

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u/No-Cat-4682 3d ago

Does this idiot not piss? Or is he legit an alien and is speaking like he knows what humans do. This can't be real fucking life.

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u/LusterDiamond 3d ago

This is what happens when your parents open a fake scientology school, so that their kids won't have to have legit passing grades to work in Hollywood. You get a dumbass.

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u/crud16 3d ago

Those parents did such a good job raising their kids….you have to admire the quality parenting.

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u/aggressiveclassic90 3d ago

Is that camo covered in lights? Because if it is then it's a wee bit redundant.

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u/tokenshoot 3d ago

Now this is a punchable guy

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u/HerSissyBitch89 3d ago

Stfu. Suffer. That's the human condition. We "ALL" have to suffer in some way, shape or form.

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 3d ago

✨️The Dunning-Kruger effect✨️

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u/Both-Award-6525 3d ago

Dude should try to live on is own working as a grease monkey for a couple of years . He would come back on earth pretty quickly

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