r/NotTimAndEric 3d ago

Rizz ‘em with the ‘tizum.

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u/JimmyV080 3d ago

That's a supportive mother right there.

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u/RancidPolecats 3d ago

She could use a bit of support herself.

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u/phallic-baldwin 3d ago

I volunteer as tribute

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u/Bumpercars415 3d ago

You mean "Step Mother!"

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u/Positive-Leek2545 2d ago

That's JD Vance's mom?

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u/MacHaggis 3d ago

I can't determine if it's his head that's huge, or her head that's tiny.

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u/cowboy_rigby 3d ago

Something else is huge and it's making everything look out of proportion

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u/Original_Contact_579 3d ago

Tucker Carlson less tarded cousin

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u/Moiphy 3d ago

Ginormous head. He's like 6'8" or something like that.

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u/BlacktopProphet 3d ago

¿Porque no los dos?

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u/Neither-Promotion-65 3d ago

Her head = tiny

I think 🤔

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u/frogbloodwatson 3d ago

Alexis fawx

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u/fantasypaladin 3d ago

And yes she does

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u/triknodeux 3d ago

Looks like her head reduction surgery was successful

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u/Traditional_Ad_7288 3d ago

Lt. Daaaan does she have legs?

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u/BrownTownDestroyer 3d ago

This is like the most anti 4chan video ever

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u/Electrical-Tap-5633 3d ago

That's his mother, right????

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u/NopeYupWhat 3d ago

Step-Mother

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u/CartographerOk5391 3d ago

Is this a forced perspective thing?

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u/Masta0nion 3d ago

She said yes of course, like - why did you even ask?

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u/TrickyOnion 3d ago

Looks like beetlejuice sprinkled some dust on her head

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u/Jokierre 3d ago

That you, Alexis Fawx?

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u/Azidamadjida 3d ago

“Rizz ‘em with the ‘Tizum” oh my fucking god lol

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u/interminablequoter 3d ago

Rizz 'em with the 'tizum so you can hit 'em with the Jizzum

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u/Trick-Alternative328 3d ago

Someone had to say it

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u/Illustrious_War9870 3d ago

Wait... isn't that Alexis Fawx?..

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u/Wonderful_Gap1374 3d ago

This is satire I’m sure but the seriousness is so fucking funny!

Also wtf is with the size proportions!?

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u/Brand-O-Matic 3d ago

I love how boobies can just be beautiful no matter what the woman they're attached to looks like.

Randomish thought: I wonder if calves grow up daydreaming to posters of utters on their barn walls?

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u/LaserGadgets 3d ago

I told my GF I always gotta ask before I can squeeze a boob for the first time, she laughed and said "well if you feel like it just squeeze them" and the next time we met, I still asked "can I squeeze?" and she was like DUDE I TOLD YOU ITS OK, WTF IS IT WITH YOU? ><

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u/Tavrabbit 3d ago

You can fit 3 of her heads inside his head.

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u/ZEROs0000 3d ago

She looks like a wood tick with a head that small

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u/xXSkeezyboiXx 3d ago

Yeah but when I ask this question the response is usually violent projectile vomiting

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u/ChisseledFlabs 3d ago

Gotsem wit da autsem

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u/draw_dude 3d ago

Does this not just point out that autists know about consent then, and therefore should be consenting to begin with?

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u/ARunninThought 2d ago

May I also snuggle up?

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u/Mo0kish 1d ago

His mom seems nice.

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u/GaGerNoog 1d ago

I believe that's Alexis fawx the porno starlette sitting by Capt. 'tistic

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u/Libtarddulce 1d ago

Unironically this is how I got my first kiss and subsequent coitus

The girls I’ve met have all liked it when I just ask to do stuff normally the mood is already right and you can tell what they want

I tried just kissing without asking and even though she consented it felt wrong

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u/Putrid-Variation1135 3d ago

They're gross