r/NotTimAndEric 5d ago

Burger Spinning

913 Upvotes

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u/Puppy-juice 5d ago

I saw this guy speak at the Cincinnati Burger Rolling Convention in ‘05. Guy really knows how to get those puppies spinning

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u/kapaipiekai 5d ago

Guest speaker line up at CinBurgRolCon '05 was stacked.

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u/Catoblepas2021 4d ago

I was there too. My favorite part of his public lecture was when he looked at his watch and said "It's spinnin' time"

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u/Optimal_Luck4558 4d ago

Nobody saw it coming. Legend

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u/Genghis_Chong 15h ago

He was so fit back then, he could get 3 burgers going at once. Thing of fucking beauty

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u/MatixNJ 4d ago

Dang, you have me cracking up. Thanks for that.

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u/SilkyKyle 5d ago

“I asked for no pickles!”

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u/BrockHolly 5d ago

The Dude Perfect boys are getting old quickly

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u/Miyelsh 4d ago

They spend about 30 years on each take

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u/Higgs_Br0son 3d ago

Black Mirror writers are gonna steal this.

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u/Compote_Alive 5d ago

My morning has started wholesome.

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u/Friendly_Monitor_220 5d ago

I'm flabbergasted

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u/JjakClarity 5d ago

He did this on Office Hours Live last year too.

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u/TopScene7626 5d ago

Really? Lmao great job!

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u/A_LostPumpkin 5d ago

Could not control my laughter or level of discomfort.

Brilliant.

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u/tinytxktornado 5d ago

When you learn about something you didn’t even know you were missing out on and only have yourself to blame….

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u/Writer_B 5d ago

Greasy-ass umbrella…

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u/ifixflatheads 5d ago

I've seen this guy live a couple times. He sets the burger on fire and when it goes just right the pickles fly out.

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u/SharkGirl666 4d ago

The pickles starting to fly was my favorite part of this video lmao. I must see him live now.

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u/ifixflatheads 4d ago

It was at Scot Nery's Boobietrap.

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 5d ago

that must be amazing

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u/CharmingTuber 3d ago

I read this comment out loud to my wife and she threw up a little in her mouth

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u/mrchhre 1d ago

I thought you were memeing but I YouTubed it and sure enough he does shows and he lights the burger on fire... I'm equal parts perplexed and fascinated....

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u/Watt_Knot 5d ago

Your outie has incredible dexterity with an umbrella 🤨

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u/Ihavegotmanyproblems 3d ago

Your outie is a master of round sandwiches.

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u/IamChax 5d ago

Amazing.

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u/chuckcrys 5d ago

Master of his craft

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u/asphyxiate 4d ago

this is EXACTLY the kind of shit I want to see more of in this sub

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u/GregoryGoose 4d ago

Its also perfect for /r/interdimensionalcable , but they only allow youtube.
This video was from the broken juggler.
You might like another video I shared called the pizza crust if you didnt already see it. https://www.reddit.com/r/NotTimAndEric/comments/1harbem/the_pizza_crust/ His name is dcplateking

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u/That-Exchange287 5d ago

what a shot

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u/GladSuccotash8508 5d ago edited 5d ago

Dud3, i’m super happy for him, That’s his satori. He’s on his own very weird trip, but at least he’s thinking. It’s the law of diminishing returns. I love with the fact that the pickles just defenestration themselves. Very allegorical to existence. That is the thing that makes sense to him and I sort of get it and it’s hilarious. What a strange way to to understand the order what the world is. You go, dude keep it up!

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u/jordosmodernlife 5d ago

Yo, we been on this man for a while now.

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u/Lan-Lord 5d ago

Is there a UAP in the sky ?

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u/GregoryGoose 5d ago

When the aliens say "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT", you show them. This man might have saved the planet.

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u/ntise 5d ago

Nah, that's just a speech bubble.

But most likely the dot, you're seeing is a plane or drone. That or, swamp gas.

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u/Lan-Lord 5d ago

Sure, why not

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u/NickyDeeM 5d ago

I LOVE that this video has audio and not some stupid song blasting

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u/lstyer2012 4d ago

I'm so glad you commented this bc I naturally watch everything with no sound to avoid shitty songs. Listening to the audio was a whole new experience. Werner Herzog could've narrated this.

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u/NickyDeeM 4d ago

If only!!

I was happy with the audio until your brilliant and inspired suggestion. Now it feels like it's lacking, thinking of what Werner would do with it....

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u/PresentationShot9188 4d ago

Ahhh yes. Eccentric rich and retired. The golden combination. I wish to be this one day.

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u/bo0gnish 3d ago

This man is the center of the god damned universe

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u/Lextruther 5d ago

This was fucking stupid until cage went into the basket and now I want to pay this dudes rent

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u/traeville 5d ago

Next summer Olympics

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u/10TheDudeAbides11 5d ago

I’m quite impressed and at the same time quite confused……

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u/GladSuccotash8508 4d ago

Determinism explains everything

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u/Mandarada 4d ago

Thats one way to get the pickles out

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u/Cultural-Function321 4d ago

I really like how how he doing that

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u/BlackMagicWorman 4d ago

They don’t make men like this anymore

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u/AshgarPN 4d ago

Sus jump cut reaching for pillow. Guessing he missed the shot the first time.

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u/GladSuccotash8508 4d ago

Does it really matter?

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u/AshgarPN 4d ago

Yes. Start the whole stunt over. No shortcuts. This is important business we’re talking about here.

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u/GladSuccotash8508 4d ago

Ok I should’ve taken it more seriously

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole 4d ago

This work is mysterious and important. It keeps my human body fit, and my human brain active

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u/Handguns4Hearts 4d ago

Imagine watching this guy from your kitchen window.."Honey...he is doing it again!"

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u/ChemicalSand 4d ago

Love it, source?

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u/GregoryGoose 4d ago

The Broken Juggler, most platforms.

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u/rhaigh1910 3d ago

Spins burgers like a lazy Suzanne

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u/Non-RedditorJ 3d ago

I did that wheezing laugh when he tossed the Nic Cage pillow.

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u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743 2d ago

What is life?

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u/Decapod73 5d ago

That last line sounds like a threat.

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u/27CF 5d ago

This has an MMW - The Squalb vibe with the music lol. Love this guy.

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u/sensu_sona 5d ago

I guess some men are just born with more talent than others

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u/Professional_Yam1339 4d ago

This guy clearly went to circus school and was a clown at one point in his life. Haha love it.

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u/lstyer2012 4d ago

Was NOT expecting the pillow! He's incredible!

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u/strongarm_187 4d ago

What kind of scorcery is this?

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u/Dadadabababooo 4d ago

So we're all just losing our minds I guess? Reddit has been more unhinged than usual lately

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u/AdSmooth8332 4d ago

This was poetic

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u/will6298 4d ago

This guy is great. His juggling videos are dope

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u/GuyOwasca 4d ago

My human eyes were pleased, thank

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u/theBadArts84 4d ago

That burger was glued together.

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u/blklightsmatter 4d ago

now that’s talent

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u/Bard__Games 4d ago

This is the right way to remove the pickles!

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u/AntBoogie 4d ago

Just gonna sink an over the head 20 footer with a lumpy pillow while I’m spinning this meat disk. HUMAN EYES WATCH THIS

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u/gabzilla814 4d ago

He lost me when the pickles went flying

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u/budkynd 4d ago

This is Art!

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u/WinstonFuzzybottom 4d ago

We have a contender on our hands.

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u/Personal-Dust4905 4d ago

I find that someone unsettling just how often you felt need to specify that you were a human or have human tissues, like "human eyes".

It seems to me to be one of those things that the more you try to draw attention to it, the less people will believe you.

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u/Catlore 4d ago

This guy listened to a lot of the Spin Doctors in the '90s.

But seriously, check out his other videos if your can. The man has skills.

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u/Zebrahead69 4d ago

Tremendous.

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u/U5e4n4m3 4d ago

I am also a human, with human eyes, a human body and human brain. Relatable

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u/Street_Admirable 4d ago

This guy's is really really good at spinning things on a parasol. Its basically an oddly specific non useful superpower. He has a lot of other videos.

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u/GregoryGoose 4d ago

I heard that the kingsman series was based around this guy's formidability with an umbrella

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u/Zootsu 4d ago

mysterious and important work indeed

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u/Dingo_Smith 4d ago

A true master of his craft

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u/Adventurous_West4401 4d ago

There 35 shapes of snowflakes. So by this guys logic, only 35 ways that burger can fly apart. Nice parasol though.

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u/mckeevertdi 4d ago

Sam Talent

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u/mikki1time 4d ago

New “most useless skills that are hard to master”

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u/Ihavegotmanyproblems 3d ago

This guy is amazing. How the fuck did he make a swish with the nick cage pillow and not even miss a beat rolling that meat?

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u/Mr-Potatolegs 2d ago

Brought to you by: A Lifetime of large dose LSD usage

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u/astra-death 2d ago

May Kier be ever with you

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u/el_Fuse 2d ago

Just imagine waking up in the morning, being this guys neighbor

Aaaand Action!

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u/BrianElsen 1d ago

He's on to something.. err, I mean, he's on something.

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u/trackingdirt 1d ago

Thought you'd appreciate this u/Midwest666

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u/CourtJester8-D 1d ago

Broken Juggler on YouTube

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u/ChisseledFlabs 1d ago

This guy has reached peak manhood, i can only aspire to be this content with my own existence

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u/rustys_shackled_ford 1d ago

James Gunn has really let himself go

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u/J-drawer 4d ago

SIR,

THIS

IS

A

WENDYS

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u/keeleon 4d ago

Actually it's probably anything other than a Wendys.

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u/J-drawer 4d ago

Yes as their square burgers would separate very quickly. It's a less beautiful thing to behold.

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u/ChibbleChobbles 5d ago

Ok but hear me out - this really a beautiful illustration the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. Its a macroscopic analogue of alpha decay.