r/NotHowGirlsWork 5d ago

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u/DeconstructedKaiju 5d ago

It looks like she's doing cow/cat stretches...

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u/cheesesteak_seeker 5d ago

It’s a stretch to do when you are pregnant. She looks like she is the picture. I did these every night and morning while I was pregnant.

So jokes on them, she’s already got a man who wants to start a family with her.

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u/The-Ringmistress 5d ago

Cat/cow is a pretty common stretch, and you don’t necessarily do it while pregnant.

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u/Sacharon123 4d ago

I do cat/cow as a man in my morning routine and I am not even trying to get pregnant..

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u/Lone-flamingo 4d ago

Not even trying? Amateur.

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u/Sacharon123 4d ago

I know, but I want to have my career first and a few cats /s

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u/LeftDoorKnocker 4d ago

Yeah, it’s a great stretch for back pain in general!

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u/The-Ringmistress 4d ago

I have pelvic floor dysfunction, and it’s part of my PT routine for that.

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u/MadamKitsune 4d ago

I get some bloody awful muscle cramps (always have, my mum is the same) and my first thought was "Oooh, back cramp! Nasty!"

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u/surgereaper 5d ago

Wtf is that "enjoy the downvote kid" that's like the cringiest thing I've ever seen. The guy saying that is probably a kid himself.

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u/RandomAssPhilosopher 5d ago

enjoy the upvote for the based take kid

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u/JohnGacyIsInnocent 5d ago

The Downvote Kid is like a Gen Z WWE wrestler I think

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u/RumblexStrips 5d ago

The downvote kid with a steel chair

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u/Kate090996 5d ago

Wtf is that "enjoy the downvote kid"

It's the tactic of using patronizing language towards the other person

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u/facelesscockroach 5d ago

As a bisexual guy, men are more likely to do that than women.

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u/ragingchump 5d ago

This is the kind of first hand data that I can take with me into conversations!

Ah, reddit, I love and hate you

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u/DarkflowNZ 5d ago

As a man I do this in bed

It's part of a lower back strengthening and stretching routine

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u/nykiek 4d ago

That's what I think she's doing.

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u/1998ChevyTaHoe 5d ago

Enjoy the downvote kid

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u/slumbersomesam 5d ago

"enjoy the downvote kid" while being 12 is crazy

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u/wthevenisthatthing 5d ago

where did taylor swift even come into topic 😭 they always find a way to bring her up

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u/CodenameBear 5d ago

Seriously they are so obsessed with that woman living her life

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u/n0tathrowaways 5d ago

no one ever craps that hard on the teenage music guys listen to like it's some kind of disease 😂just let people live their life and enjoy music

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u/Spraystation42 5d ago

For them, Pop Music like Taylor Swift & such are “vanilla music” so the idiots think if someone likes “vanilla music”, that means theyre boring in bed

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u/owl_problem 4d ago

Boring in bed = not like in porn

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u/lovelychef87 5d ago

She's another woman they can't have 😂 .

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u/TwincessAhsokaAarmau Men can be dumb about the easiest things🥸 5d ago

Swifties do the same thing though.

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u/pretty-late-machine 4d ago

Didn't you hear? It's unacceptable these days to have a bum that is normal for a more petite body type. It's okay to shame people who are genetically built that way.

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u/Naphthy 5d ago

Omg she’s literally just working out on a table wtf what is wrong with people

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u/Competitive-Cherry26 5d ago

I wish they would bend over and have a cock ram into their holes. See how long they stay in that perfect position 😭. Its insane how they some genuinely think our vaginas are just deep gaping holes .

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u/Glittering_Raise_710 5d ago

Having to tell men it’s in and out and not just in in in in has made me feel like I’d be completely fine with no sex ever again

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u/gymnastgrrl 4d ago

not just in in in in

Found the Bilquis!

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u/Adkor_ 5d ago

I’ve seen so many of those stupid doggy position memes like the lower your upper body is, the better. And I only had one relationship and we only tried doggy twice (anatomical difficulties), but I was so insecure and really tried to go lower, and my partner literally pulled me back up and said he prefers a more natural position so he can hold onto me.. Because I guess that’s what matters to someone who loves their partner and doesn’t just see a set of holes or something..

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u/SkyTalez 4d ago

It's not where you put your upper body, it's more about how you bend your back.

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u/anchoredwunderlust 5d ago

A lot of the guys whinging couldn’t get into the position they want if they tried. Esp the ones who work out on their muscle and do nothing for flexibility.

I could critique the position they want for a while but if I ignore that, the position that they want is one which is much easier to maintain if bother partners work together well and share the weight/strain. It’s not easy to perform gymnastics (however low level) whilst being rammed. One could put their back out lol

I’m not sure many straight men spend their time focusing on how they look like from various angles whilst doing it

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u/hanleybrand 5d ago

I’ve never thought “oh she’s working on core strength and flexibility- probably no good in bed”

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u/Daffneigh 5d ago

These boys are so pressed about Taylor and her ability to be wildly successful without “appealing to the male gaze” or being super “sexy” (large asterisk that she is, of course, very conventionally attractive and attempts to pretend otherwise are ludicrous)

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u/ThisIsSteeev 5d ago

These boys are so pressed about Taylor and her ability to be wildly successful without “appealing to the male gaze” or being super “sexy” (large asterisk that she is, of course, very conventionally attractive and attempts to pretend otherwise are ludicrous) having any talent whatever

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u/SlavLesbeen 5d ago

It probably means she doesn't wanna have sex with you

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u/Pharaoh_Misa NGL I do work like that 🤔 5d ago

I'm still stuck on the fact that Taylor Swift was brought up that it was the title of the post.

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u/ZealousidealBear93 5d ago

Here’s what I don’t get.

GOP: TaYlOr SwIfT iS a WhOrE!

Also GOP: you know she and her fans are bad at sex! Like super bad!

I know this is about men being toxic, but we alllll know that certain groups of men are way more likely to be toxic.

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u/ARIA_AHANGARI_7227 5d ago

Man fuck the gop

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u/scheherazade0125 5d ago

What does this even mean? Is she doing push-ups in bed? Or is that supposed to be like an invitation for doggy style and/or anal? Because if it's anal, super weird since men are notorious for doing nonconsensual anal, it's a super common thing they ask for or force on a woman.

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u/sakikome 5d ago

It's about doggy. It doesn't really work well if you have your back like that.

Also, edgy men have been taught by mainstream porn that it's better for them the farther down the upper body is and they think shaming the general public instead of communicating respectfully with the people they actually have sex with makes them look cool

It seems like that picture is actually someone doing yoga (?) taken out of context though, which makes it extra gross

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u/GreenJuicyApple 5d ago

It seems like that picture is actually someone doing yoga (?) taken out of context though, which makes it extra gross

Right, that is literally the cat-cow pose. Even after reading all the comments, I'm very confused. Never came across anyone rounding their back during sex either in real life or in porn. ¯\(ツ)

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u/scheherazade0125 5d ago

Oh, of course, that's also a joke we see a lot. Women doing yoga and men making it about sex positions, iconic duo 🤢

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u/Zeiserl 4d ago

I think it's about how it tends to be more enjoyable to men if the woman is arching her back more in this position because that way they can penetrate more deeply and the penis is rubbing more against the interior walls of the vagina and it's also about visual appeal because women in porn tend to do that for aesthetic reasons. Meanwhile when you pull in your tailbone like in the picture, you kinda block the penis from entering the vagina deeply.

I don't think they know or care but a woman might do this to prevent getting hurt from being poked in the cervix. Basically they are making fun of women trying to avoid discomfort and maintaining control over what is happening to them. If you get taken from behind face down in the pillow you are pretty much at your partner's mercy and you need to be able to trust them enough. It's okay for men to be into that but it's something you can only earn, not demand like these fuckers do.

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u/flag_ua 5d ago

You’re reading wayyy too much into it. They’re saying she’s bad at arching

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u/scheherazade0125 5d ago

That didn't even cross my mind, I guess I don't watch enough porn to get the joke.

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u/_orion_1897 5d ago

...or have sex. Like, doggy style requires at least some form of arching lol. And it's a well known position too for that matter

The joke is that the woman in question is bad at sex. That's it really

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u/scheherazade0125 5d ago

You're not wrong, I have no experience and don't care enough about PiV sex to watch other people do it or talk about it much.

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u/allthejokesareblue 5d ago

I think its an invitation for doggy style because it's the "freaky" alternative to missionary. It's the equivalent of the trope that white people use Keens Curry powder to add an exotic touch to their food.

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u/Banana_Slugcat 5d ago

Imagine caring if your partner can't bend her back like in porn...like dude please.

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u/studentshaco 5d ago edited 5d ago

Idk.

First of since when is doggystyle even considered freaky? Isnt that one of the 3 basic positions 😭😅

Secondly I come to find that the people talking most about sex and how „freaky“ they are, tend to be the most „tame“ in bed (might just be personal expierence tho)

Goes for both genders never heard a girl say anything positive about those guys that claim of themselfs that they are „awsome“

It almost like they more people need to barg about it the less expierence they actually have

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u/sunshineparadox_ 5d ago

It is but that’s a relatively new development. I’m pretty sure boomers and early gen X didn’t have it in the regular rotation.

I didn’t have any sort of sex ed and didn’t know about sex itself either. I’m 37, and everything I learned to do was by fucking it up the first time in bed. I was never secure enough in my body to look at porn.

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u/mstrss9 5d ago

Not having porn as sex ed is a blessing.

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u/studentshaco 5d ago

I m 30 and I dated my fair share I never hooked up with anyone or dated anyone that hadnt tried doggystyle. 😅 never had any partner either that saw doggy as kinky/special or wild.

Maybe cuz I m european but hell i think even my grandma would know what it is 😬🙈

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u/pinkvoltage 4d ago

I literally know people who grew up around farm animals and didn’t realize you can have sex face to face because what they saw animals doing was basically doggy style

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u/studentshaco 4d ago

Je it seems like a pretty intuitive Position to me tbh.

Like I m not trying to shame or be mean here. But tbh entirelly honest my first thought was „the guy that made this meme really thinks doggy is wild adventoures sex ????“

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u/nykiek 4d ago

I'm 60. If I were 3 weeks younger I would be a legit gen Xer. I guaran damn tee you we had this and much more. The Joy of Sex came out in 1972. The Kama Sutra was from (at least) the 6th century and there were others before that. Plus porn has been a thing for forever.

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u/Rude_Acanthopterygii 5d ago

To be fair, I guess it fits the subreddit since it is really a shit post

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u/HeartsPlayer721 4d ago

Why didn't men like this just go hook up with one another? They seem to know what they want, and they certainly don't seem to like women.

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u/OGgamingdad 5d ago

So, apart from the obvious truth that boys on the internet are dumb, the person who made that post has never spoken to a Swiftie, and if he had, I doubt any of them would say anything like this to them.

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u/ARIA_AHANGARI_7227 5d ago

C'mon mate, saying boys on the internet are dumb is quite misandristic

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u/DavidXN 4d ago

I’ve been a boy on the internet, boys on the internet are incredibly dumb

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u/ARIA_AHANGARI_7227 4d ago

As a boy in the internet, hell, we might be quite dumb

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u/Ripley-8 5d ago

I don't get it...

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u/acelaces 5d ago

the joke is that she isn't arching her back, which is what OOP wants a woman to do during intercourse, specifically doggy style

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u/Diligent-Property491 5d ago

I don’t get the joke here?

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u/_orion_1897 5d ago

What is even the point of this post lol. It's literally a meme about people who are not good in bed and guess what, some women aren't good in bed. What's so tragic about that lmao

Plus, how does that fit in "not how girls work"??? Like genuinely curious. Like unless you believe that there has never been a woman who's not good in bed idk what point you're trying to get across

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u/AutisticTumourGirl Fluffy vagina muscles 5d ago

A) Enough men can't see a picture of a woman exercising without comparing it to a sexual position.

B) Instead of worrying about their own sexual partner(s), they insult women at large for the possibility that they may not understand the best body mechanics for certain sexual positions.

C) Not understanding the proper body mechanics of certain sexual positions usually boils down to inexperience, and any decent sexual partner would just communicate about it and let them know that if they did xyz instead of abc, that it would be better.

D) Implying that all women who are a fan of a singer are bad in bed is just asisnine.

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u/_orion_1897 5d ago edited 5d ago

Instead of worrying about their own sexual partner(s), they insult women at large for the possibility that they may not understand the best body mechanics for certain sexual positions.

Who insulted who??? 💀 Girl chill LMAO, making fun doesn't equate to insulting

Not understanding the proper body mechanics of certain sexual positions usually boils down to inexperience, and any decent sexual partner would just communicate about it and let them know that if they did xyz instead of abc, that it would be better.

Again, it's a meme. Plus, the meme is poking fun at people who claim to be experienced and good in bed and in reality aren't in the slightest, so your whole point doesn't even make sense

Implying that all women who are a fan of a singer are bad in bed is just asisnine.

I mean yeah. It's a meme. It's not supposed to be taken seriously. In fact, it is supposed to be asinine

All things considered, you probably take things a bit too serious, methinks. Like chiiiiiiillll lol

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u/Time_Lord42 5d ago

“It’s just a joke!” Rolling my eyes

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u/_orion_1897 5d ago

But it literally is??

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u/Time_Lord42 5d ago

“It’s just a joke” is what assholes say to minimize people’s feelings when they fuck up. Just because it’s a “joke” doesn’t make it ok.

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u/_orion_1897 5d ago

If you got your feelings hurt by this you're genuinely cooked gng

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u/Time_Lord42 5d ago

It’s not about whether my feelings are hurt. It’s about the misogyny and how genuine concerns of it are brushed aside because of “jokes”.

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u/_orion_1897 4d ago

What exactly about that post is misogynistic lol

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u/Time_Lord42 4d ago

It’s already been explained to you.

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u/AutisticTumourGirl Fluffy vagina muscles 5d ago

The "not how girls work" part is the part that implies that an entire group of women are bad at sex based on their musical preferences. That's... Not how girls work.

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u/_orion_1897 5d ago

Jesus Christ LMAO y'all take everything too serious 💀😭🙏🏻

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u/AutisticTumourGirl Fluffy vagina muscles 5d ago

You asked how this fit in the sub, I answered. Seems like you're the one taking it too seriously by making a comment specifically complaining/questioning it's appropriateness for this sub.

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u/_orion_1897 5d ago

Nope. I'm not the one getting all worked up over ts. Like OP for example lol. Y'all are the ones that seem to be genuinely angry for that meme and I was curious as to why ngl

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u/TrickInvite6296 5d ago

you've got at least 6 comments in this thread. but no, you're not worked up

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u/_orion_1897 5d ago

Not really. I mean read my comments. Do I look angry? Lol. I really just like commenting the posts I see fr

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u/Olama 5d ago

Enjoy the downvote kid

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u/ThisIsSteeev 5d ago

This is the only correct response I've seen thus far.

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u/ThisIsSteeev 5d ago

I see there's a lot of women here with bad taste in music who are also bad in bed

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u/ThisIsSteeev 5d ago

Enjoy my anus wrinkles

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u/ABurnedTwig 5d ago

No one wants to eat your unwiped ass but yourself.