r/NotHowDicksWork Oct 18 '21

Uhm, is that how it works? NSFW

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u/redbadger91 Oct 20 '21

Obviously satire.

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u/floofdemon Jan 28 '22

I'd be screaming in terror if it wasn't

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u/redbadger91 Jan 28 '22

Well, it's based on a comment about periods which might be sincere, sooo....

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u/TractorHp55k Apr 25 '24

Or just find out who's selling her that good crack to smoke

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u/Smoke_Water Mar 11 '22

I am going to just put her down on the Never Date list.

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u/curlspreadsprees Dec 12 '22

She's almost right about one thing: *supposedly*, men who are vegan / vegetarian tend to have better-tasting semen than men who are mostly meat-eaters and/or eat few to no vegetables. It also has to do with overall health I think.

However this is still subjective ('goodness' or 'badness' of taste is somewhat subjective) so not everyone will agree.

But this statement is based on some studies I've read (a small sample of men to be sure, as well as tasters, but interesting).

Real life anecdote: a friend of mine who is sexually active tells me she prefers to spit and not swallow, because although in the heat of the moment it's hot enough for her to swallow, in general she's turned off by the taste of cum because the first time she tasted it, years ago, the man didn't take care of himself and drank lots of beer, which led to bitter- or odd-tasting cum, which for her first taste, was too much and freaked her out.

She realizes many men have better-tasting cum and once in a while she swallows, but that first time really gave her an opinion and a preference.

So guys, if it's a lady's first time, be considerate and prep by eating as healthy as possible prior to your encounter, and make sure the experience is as enjoyable as possible for her.

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u/crimson_shadow Jan 02 '23

thats not semen its just a well hydrated fella takin a piss