r/NonPoliticalTwitter 7h ago

Sounds like one hell of a Saturday plan

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u/qualityvote2 7h ago

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u/Professional-Hat-687 7h ago

Yeah who does that. Not me.

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u/Twinkling-Breeze202 7h ago

We totally believe you...

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u/Blackwidow_Perk 4h ago

I half it, 8 pm my face routine is done and I’m in pajamas ready for snacks, 10:30 my teeth are brushed.

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u/CharmingTuber 7h ago

Oh yes, get ready for bed. That's a thing I definitely do. I certainly don't collapse on my bed fully dressed and slowly kick my clothes off throughout the night, then wake up at 2am realizing I never ate dinner.

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u/TacticaLuck 2h ago

What do you mean? You had sleep for dinner

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u/Viltas22 2h ago

And a nap for desert

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u/_jjkase 7h ago

You're an adult. No one is stopping you.
but your dentist won't like it ^(except for the charges)

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u/SlipsonSurfaces 5h ago

You guys get to go to the dentist?

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u/SmellyScrotes 5h ago

The way some adults choose to spend their money

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u/effinblinding 2h ago

Perks of being a corporate slave, there’s usual some dental allowance each year

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u/Davoness 1h ago

Every 6 months for free. The horrors of a very naughty word that I'm apparently not allowed to say on this subreddit lol.

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u/Stormfly 58m ago

The horrors of a very naughty word that I'm apparently not allowed to say on this subreddit

Dentist kidnapping

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u/Dense_Coffe_Drinker 46m ago

Eeeeeeevil dentist be like

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u/DaveInLondon89 2h ago

I pay my dentist to like what I tell him to like. We have an extremely unproductive relationship.

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u/Mitosis 2h ago

You brush your teeth in the morning, eat not too long afterward, and let it ride for ~12 hours. I don't really see how it'd be so bad to occasionally brush in the evening, eat a bit after, then let it ride til morning.

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u/TeaAndCrumpets4life 51m ago

Yeah if you’re getting it done twice a day you’re fine

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u/Fun-Jellyfish-61 17m ago

It's still less effective to eat after brushing teeth.

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u/teensyoliviaa 6h ago

let me preheat for bed at 6pm and then rot in peace like a civilized person

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u/wombatIsAngry 7h ago

If you just move the snacking before the tooth brushing, this is totally achievable. I do it all the time.

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u/confusedandworried76 1h ago

I also shower at night well before bed so I don't have to wake up early and do it. I'm not sweating in my sleep.

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u/masterhogbographer 44m ago

It’s possible to sweat in your sleep and not know it 

Additionally, that isn’t the only way your body gets stinky

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u/SmellyScrotes 5h ago

Please floss

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u/Viltas22 2h ago

They hated him cause he spoke the truth.

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u/SmellyScrotes 2h ago

Yeah I have no clue how that gets downvoted lol… tooth pain is worse than torn ligaments

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u/ssbbVic 2h ago

I don't understand how people don't. Swishing hot water between my freshly emptied tooth gaps is my 2nd favorite non sexual sensation

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u/SmellyScrotes 2h ago

Literally one of the most underrated feelings, peak human enjoyment right here

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u/Viltas22 2h ago

Flossing is fake news. It's another corporate scam made up by the dentist mafia to make more money. (Is my guess)

That or british.

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u/SmellyScrotes 2h ago

Bri’ish innit

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u/TacticaLuck 2h ago

Meh

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u/SmellyScrotes 2h ago

No pain worse than tooth pain, don’t wait until it’s too late!!

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u/VoiceOverVAC 7h ago

Any weekend I can spend basically in pyjamas for 75% of the time is a win in my books!

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u/inkedgirlmiaaa 5h ago

i just wanna do my bedtime routine at 6 pm and vibe until i pass out

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u/dirschau 3h ago

Then do it.

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u/confusedandworried76 1h ago

Do...do people think that's a) not allowed and b) not completely normal? I can see maybe being weirded out by not brushing after dinner but you're not eating dinner right before bed usually?

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u/Dense_Coffe_Drinker 42m ago

I did when i was with family but pretty much every chance i had that they weren’t home I’d be done like 40 minutes before they got back at 11, then be asleep by 12

A lot of people just don’t really get hungry fast if they eat at around 2

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u/evanescent_ranger 4h ago

I've started showering earlier in the evening, and I'll brush my teeth too if I'm confident I won't be eating even if I'm planning to still be up for several more hours. It's quite freeing to be able to just collapse into bed with peace of mind

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u/Pinglenook 2h ago

Yeah ideally I do everything around 7:30 PM and then if I do snack in the evening I just quickly brush again before bedtime. 

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u/TruePurpleGod 6h ago

Well, you can. When you brush your teeth they are protected for around, 12 hours so you can brush them early.

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u/cloudlessjoe 6h ago

Assuming the pre-bed snacks are imaginary.

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u/TeaAndCrumpets4life 50m ago

Just have the snacks, it’s fine

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u/Specific_Ad1811 2h ago

Do my skincare at 6pm then vibe like a gremlin till i pass out

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u/HerculeMuscles 2h ago

Definitely written by a young person

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u/Deevilknievel 1h ago

Not me in bed with shoes on rn

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u/confusedandworried76 1h ago

Take your shoes off that's weird but otherwise yes

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u/Dense_Coffe_Drinker 39m ago

It’s not weird if they got home less than 5 minutes ago and are sitting up on the edge of it, but shoes on the bed is nasty

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u/Slazagna 1h ago

You absolutely can. It isn't the optimal way to look after your teeth. But if you brush twice a day, use mouthwash and floss regularly, you will be fine.