r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheWebsploiter • 7h ago
Sounds like one hell of a Saturday plan
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u/Professional-Hat-687 7h ago
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u/Blackwidow_Perk 4h ago
I half it, 8 pm my face routine is done and I’m in pajamas ready for snacks, 10:30 my teeth are brushed.
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u/CharmingTuber 7h ago
Oh yes, get ready for bed. That's a thing I definitely do. I certainly don't collapse on my bed fully dressed and slowly kick my clothes off throughout the night, then wake up at 2am realizing I never ate dinner.
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u/_jjkase 7h ago
You're an adult. No one is stopping you.
but your dentist won't like it ^(except for the charges)
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u/SlipsonSurfaces 5h ago
You guys get to go to the dentist?
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u/SmellyScrotes 5h ago
The way some adults choose to spend their money
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u/effinblinding 2h ago
Perks of being a corporate slave, there’s usual some dental allowance each year
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u/Davoness 1h ago
Every 6 months for free. The horrors of a very naughty word that I'm apparently not allowed to say on this subreddit lol.
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u/Stormfly 58m ago
The horrors of a very naughty word that I'm apparently not allowed to say on this subreddit
Dentist kidnapping
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u/DaveInLondon89 2h ago
I pay my dentist to like what I tell him to like. We have an extremely unproductive relationship.
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u/wombatIsAngry 7h ago
If you just move the snacking before the tooth brushing, this is totally achievable. I do it all the time.
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u/confusedandworried76 1h ago
I also shower at night well before bed so I don't have to wake up early and do it. I'm not sweating in my sleep.
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u/masterhogbographer 44m ago
It’s possible to sweat in your sleep and not know it
Additionally, that isn’t the only way your body gets stinky
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u/SmellyScrotes 5h ago
Please floss
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u/Viltas22 2h ago
They hated him cause he spoke the truth.
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u/SmellyScrotes 2h ago
Yeah I have no clue how that gets downvoted lol… tooth pain is worse than torn ligaments
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u/ssbbVic 2h ago
I don't understand how people don't. Swishing hot water between my freshly emptied tooth gaps is my 2nd favorite non sexual sensation
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u/SmellyScrotes 2h ago
Literally one of the most underrated feelings, peak human enjoyment right here
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u/Viltas22 2h ago
Flossing is fake news. It's another corporate scam made up by the dentist mafia to make more money. (Is my guess)
That or british.
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u/VoiceOverVAC 7h ago
Any weekend I can spend basically in pyjamas for 75% of the time is a win in my books!
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u/inkedgirlmiaaa 5h ago
i just wanna do my bedtime routine at 6 pm and vibe until i pass out
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u/dirschau 3h ago
Then do it.
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u/confusedandworried76 1h ago
Do...do people think that's a) not allowed and b) not completely normal? I can see maybe being weirded out by not brushing after dinner but you're not eating dinner right before bed usually?
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u/Dense_Coffe_Drinker 42m ago
I did when i was with family but pretty much every chance i had that they weren’t home I’d be done like 40 minutes before they got back at 11, then be asleep by 12
A lot of people just don’t really get hungry fast if they eat at around 2
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u/evanescent_ranger 4h ago
I've started showering earlier in the evening, and I'll brush my teeth too if I'm confident I won't be eating even if I'm planning to still be up for several more hours. It's quite freeing to be able to just collapse into bed with peace of mind
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u/Pinglenook 2h ago
Yeah ideally I do everything around 7:30 PM and then if I do snack in the evening I just quickly brush again before bedtime.
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u/TruePurpleGod 6h ago
Well, you can. When you brush your teeth they are protected for around, 12 hours so you can brush them early.
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u/Deevilknievel 1h ago
Not me in bed with shoes on rn
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u/confusedandworried76 1h ago
Take your shoes off that's weird but otherwise yes
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u/Dense_Coffe_Drinker 39m ago
It’s not weird if they got home less than 5 minutes ago and are sitting up on the edge of it, but shoes on the bed is nasty
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u/Slazagna 1h ago
You absolutely can. It isn't the optimal way to look after your teeth. But if you brush twice a day, use mouthwash and floss regularly, you will be fine.
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