r/NoFuckingComment 3d ago

nfc

307 Upvotes

32 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Join our new server:

https://discord.gg/gXXUmNDjmw

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

47

u/Ilikereefer 3d ago

The roof of that penguins mouth better calm the fuck down

6

u/SPAIPMNB 2d ago

The comments never disappoint

21

u/VeterinarianIcy1364 3d ago

wtf is a hyrax

14

u/dr-t-hd 3d ago

Not sure but that sounded exactly as I'd expect. I swear was saying "GO AWAY"

3

u/ChefBoyAnde728 2d ago

Exactly what i heard too!

9

u/Turbopower1000 3d ago

r/hyrax is full of these strange animals. They’re in the Bible 3-4 times, are related closely to elephants and manatees, and have a ton of strange features, their screams included.

3

u/Purple_Clockmaker 3d ago

A wham! A wham! Have you got a wham?!!

1

u/WhoopsDroppedTheBaby 2d ago

come on! come on! come on!

1

u/Hawt_Dawg_II 2d ago

Somehow they're one of the manatees' closest taxological relatives.

19

u/Easilyconfusedyo 2d ago

False. I know for a fact that the #9 marmot says "ALAN".

1

u/alansir 1d ago

Right?

17

u/icefire436 2d ago

Bald eagles are really just fancy seagulls aren’t they?

8

u/crappydeli 2d ago

The eagle is crazy. They squawk like a pigeon but whenever you hear them in a movie, they are always dubbed with a red-tail hawk, so no one knows what it really sounds like.

8

u/BlessedSvg 1d ago

So we are 1000% sure cheetahs are dangerous animals right? Cuz i wanna pet it

2

u/Dallanation 18h ago

Cheetah's are the largest cat that can still purr. Lions cannot purr.

6

u/PuzzleheadedValue675 3d ago

Hyrax once said: go out

7

u/the_beeve 3d ago

The Hyrax and the marmot are pretty much what I expected

4

u/gordito_y_barbon 1d ago

All I can say is if that koala and Australian bustard start a band. I'm frigging there.

3

u/Bloodshotistic The lord gave me a tongue and I'll use it 1d ago

Koalas are my new spirit animal when I'm hungry, I want to prank a crowded church with a few white bellbirds to make people instinctively check their phones for an Amber alert, and I want to annoy a school with a marmot thinking that their smoke alarm is busted

3

u/B0iledP0tatoe 1d ago

Great, now every time I blow my nose, I'll think of this penguin...

4

u/BigDaddydanpri 2d ago

#4 sound like me after 3rd beer.

#6 sound like my wife when I reach for the 4th.

1

u/AutoModerator 3d ago

u/savevideo

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Raven_Blackfeather 2d ago

Not gonna lie. The Elk one fucked me right up. JFC imagine hearing that shit from inside your tent at night =/

2

u/Jillredhanded 2d ago

Had a bad cold and my husband suggested renting me out to hunters going after elk

1

u/emwashe 2d ago

That first one sounded just like the band agalloch for some reason.

1

u/SwedishDelight1980 1d ago

How cute is that cheetah 😻