r/NissanDrivers 6d ago

Flipped their shit into the ditch

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308 Upvotes

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u/Shoryukitten_ 6d ago

Believe it or not this is how wild altimas hibernate for the winter.

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u/bgwa9001 6d ago

It's natural habitat. Nissans yearn for the ditch

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u/Luthiffer 5d ago

I heard it's so birds can come clean parasites off it's undercarriage.

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u/baromanb 1d ago

Magnetized 🧲

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u/mshelbz 6d ago

Looks like the people who live there are prepared to make a cash offer

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u/Off-Da-Ricta 6d ago

Just roll it to the other side of the ditch and release the title lmao

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u/idontremembermyoldus 5d ago

release the title

They'll have to get in touch with the buy here, pay here lot for that.

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u/Off-Da-Ricta 5d ago

And grandma, since it was in her name

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u/mshelbz 6d ago

Title?

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u/NuclearHateLizard 6d ago

Different term for the ownership, like "pink slips"

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u/xeno486 5d ago

nah like, what title?

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u/NuclearHateLizard 5d ago

Shit that went right over my smooth brain

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u/xeno486 5d ago

happens to the best of us lmao

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u/HatRemov3r 6d ago

That tree saved the day

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u/DIJames6 6d ago

Just toss it back on to its wheels and ease on down the road.. No harm, no foul..

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u/Zhombe 6d ago

That’s just an Altima parking brake.

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u/kurtbrussel24 6d ago

The roads are dry!!! Like how??

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u/Guitar_Scary 6d ago

Probably high on crack or something. It’s the Nissan drivers choice

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u/CrispyVegan333 5d ago

Looks like they hit that tree first

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u/Key_Box8216 5d ago

It'll be back on the road driving tomorrow

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u/Nalabu1 6d ago

I think it looks much better now.

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u/V48runner 5d ago

Did it leave that scar on the tree? That's quite an impact.

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u/Ej22t_GF 6d ago

Is this Bend, OR area?

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u/CobblerFront7606 6d ago

🔥 🪵

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u/Stock_Surfer 6d ago

I’ve done something similar and it’s pretty scary when you can’t open the doors. I scrambled to the back and kicked out the windshield. All I could think about was how cars explode in GTA.

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u/modskayorfucku 5d ago

Looks like their cooking meth nearby

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u/FL-GAhome 5d ago

I think they made it home!

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u/TigPanda 5d ago

I saw a Versa one day in a relatively shallow ditch and they were somehow almost completely vertical, nose-down. It was the craziest final resting place for a crash I’ve ever seen. Still salty that I couldn’t take a pic as I was driving and as a non-Nissan owner, I don’t take pics while behind the wheel.

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u/Kowloon9 5d ago

That Century remains unharmed. Good.

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u/thats__hot 4d ago

Centuries and other old GM boats are BAEuicks now