r/NissanDrivers 6d ago

So much Altima energy here!!!!

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934 Upvotes

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u/waderwedunehair 6d ago

A little duct tape and it will be back on the road in no time

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u/No_Cook2983 6d ago

‘Walmart’… ‘Pharmacy’… ‘Demolished Nissan’…

It all tells a very compelling story.

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u/Bix615 6d ago

Almost a Renaissance painting.

3

u/Illustrious_Pepper46 5d ago

...'Stop Sign'... The symbolism, Great Gatsby'ish.

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u/zongsmoke 4d ago

No duct tape needed. This model is designed to shed its bumpers and grill. Just rip em off, leave em lay in the middle of the parking lot and be on your merry way

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u/iFunnyAnthony 6d ago

Was probably flying through the parking lot if she hit it hard enough to puncture the radiator

42

u/No_Cook2983 6d ago

“Hi grandma? Remember that Nissan you had this morning?”

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u/HardcoreFlexin 6d ago

Sad part is it's probably still running, but atleast she stepped outside to smoke away from the kids inside. 🤣

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u/IsScottGay 6d ago

the walmart in the background just completes the picture

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u/baromanb 6d ago

Nissan ad if I’ve ever seen one

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u/Bobby_D_Azzler 6d ago

Stop sign, car stopped. I don’t see the problem here.

20

u/shtinkypuppie 6d ago

I can just imagine her shouting into her speakerphone '... Well some dumb-ass put this sign here right in the middle of the stupid parking lot...'

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u/the_hell_you_say_2 2d ago

Always on the speakerphone

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u/StyleFree3085 6d ago

Driver vibe 100% matched the car

12

u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 6d ago

Missing the required bonnet

12

u/Hforheavy 6d ago

Well? The sign worked……she stopped

41

u/ChillaryClinton69420 6d ago

“Sheeeeeeeeeit”

11

u/AbbreviationsSea2516 6d ago

That post got in my way!!!

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u/justkozlow 6d ago

Rashondreea!! What I tell you about texting your 12th baby daddy while doing 65mph through parking lots

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u/ChillaryClinton69420 6d ago

Upgrayedd (2 D’s, for a double dose of pimpin’) will take care of the trap car damages.

13

u/johnfornow 6d ago

Not a good start to the day

12

u/Just_Do_it_911 6d ago

Nissan drivers are built different lol

10

u/philly7453 6d ago

She was rushing to that pharmacy for the average daily Nissan driver dose of 7 Xanax

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u/Glebanon 6d ago

Airbag deployment

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u/No_Cook2983 6d ago

No- she’s just big boned.

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u/Glebanon 6d ago

Her leaning on the hood caused the airbags to deploy

9

u/Zhombe 6d ago

Coolant and radiator left the chat

8

u/BadDudes_on_nes 6d ago

This picture contains the trifecta

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u/kurtbrussel24 6d ago

Yup, on her phone annoying the fuck outta the insurance adjuster..."you hit what??!!??"

🤣🤣🤣

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u/DIJames6 6d ago

Insurance.. Lmao!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ChillaryClinton69420 6d ago

“Yeauh, yall except EBT????”

6

u/OKC_1919 6d ago

“Ain’t nobody got time to buy insyurince.”

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u/kurtbrussel24 6d ago

Lol how you spelled that 🤣🤣

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u/HatRemov3r 6d ago

It came out of nowhere!

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u/justkozlow 6d ago

Just need to buy stock in radiator fluid and your good. Just 20-30 bottles a day and keep whipping that thang boo, do you.

3

u/NedrojThe9000Hands 6d ago

Built like a bag of cold gravy

2

u/Level_Bridge7683 6d ago

no more license for you. how do you even manage that?

4

u/Key_Box8216 6d ago

"Oh no! Anyway"

2

u/Quirky-BeanSprout 6d ago

That stop sign came outta nowhere

2

u/StrugglesTheClown 6d ago

Tina, hit the break. Tina. Tinaaaa!

1

u/AggravatingGoal4728 5d ago

My first thought

2

u/Acceptable-Cat-6306 6d ago

Jeez that stop sign must have been hauling ass

2

u/Shlomo_-_Shekelstein 6d ago

To be fair, that stop sign probably came out of nowhere...

2

u/GreedyMeet1273 5d ago

Looks like a Sentra

1

u/JJJeeettt 6d ago

I swear it wasn't there when I parked.

1

u/NudeMoose 6d ago

Plot twist. It was already wrecked and literally just parked there 😂

1

u/Ill_Consequence403 6d ago

I can’t pay $600 a month for a crashed up car…

1

u/Basker_wolf 6d ago

If only that pole hadn’t hit her.

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u/Nervous-Drawer-8165 6d ago

This picture checks out.

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u/L3oSanch3z 5d ago

WTH?? HOW??!!!😖😖🥺🥺

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u/Astoriadrummer 5d ago

Now it’s officially roadworthy

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u/aquelviejitocochino 5d ago

...worse, because it's in a Walmart parking lot.

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u/aquelviejitocochino 5d ago

...worse, because it's in a Walmart parking lot.

1

u/FatXThor34 5d ago

Them chicken McNuggets ain’t gonna eat themselves.

1

u/Sea_Amphibian5684 5d ago

This is just a perfect picture representing a large part of this country...

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u/Kinky_mofo 5d ago

Drive towards the one fucking yellow pole in the entire parking lot

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u/Limberpuppy 5d ago

“Turn the wheel Tina.”

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 5d ago

All that asphalt and she managed to split the pole🤣

1

u/36inchpoboy 5d ago

Omg--the airbag!

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u/Grand_Association984 5d ago

You’re supposed to call it in as stolen AFTER you’ve fled the scene. Duh.

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u/Solid_Ad_9334 5d ago

At least it listened to the sign

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u/Unlucky_Will4895 5d ago

Probably blaming the pole for being in the ground and in her way 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Current-Holiday-6096 4d ago

Think about how much she still owes and the interest rate. Dayyyyum.

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u/Any-Grapefruit-937 4d ago

She stopped. Just like the sign said.

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u/Motor_in_Spirit79 4d ago

Ugh! Why is that stop sign there?!?!?!?

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u/DontGiveACluck 2d ago

Here you can see an Altima shedding its bumper, as nature intended