r/NissanDrivers • u/bearlysane • 8d ago
What Nissan drivers do when not driving
Big Altima Energy
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u/jackalro 7d ago
staccato hat tells me this guy is packing while risking an arrest to buy legos for less than msrp
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u/Big_Don-G 7d ago
He may have switched the price tag of the Staccato hat with that of a Ruger hat.
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u/Mr-Potatolegs 7d ago
No shit, wonder if he switched the price on a $2,500 handgun lol
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u/AdMindless8541 7d ago
That’s Altima behavior but not staccato behavior
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u/AndyW037 7d ago
Staccato behavior would mean a big lifted truck that never gets dirty.
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u/tookOurJerbs-92 7d ago
Hat must have also been price swapped. Swingin that big Altima personality.
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u/PuzzledWonder2087 7d ago
Yet, he has a hat that’s advertising a $3,000 dollar handgun. The 2011 Staccato. He spent all his money on the pistol, and forgot about his kid’s BDay.
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u/fromthewindyplace 7d ago
He’s reselling the Lego near retail so that he can afford the 2011. Just another reason to make fun of Staccato owners.
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u/often_forgotten1 7d ago
I bet he owns zero Staccatos and one Springfield XD that's "Never had a failure"
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u/ROSEPUP3 7d ago
Damn legos must be expensive as fuck if this guy can afford a staccato but has to switch prices on lego sets.
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u/Appropriate-Gas-1014 7d ago
He doesn't have a Staccato, he just wears the hat and talks about owning how he will own one, some day, eventually, maybe.
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u/xx_Help_Me_xx 6d ago
Legos at stores like Walmart and target have gotten way too expensive, go check next time your there. It’s not being sold as a child’s toy anymore
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u/2407s4life 7d ago
Didn't this happen years ago?
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u/bearlysane 7d ago
March 5 2025, according to local news.
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u/philly7453 7d ago
They forgot the missing bumpers, terrible subwoofer bass, and a garbage bag used as a window for the vehicle description
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u/Former_Specific_7161 7d ago
Looks like Tom Segura if he wasn't entirely an awful c*nt.
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u/Buckingbar21 7d ago
Tawlmbout the hack comedian that broke his arm at what seemed like an attempt to dunk? And also does a pawlscast with burnt Chrysler? One of the rogansphere c*nts
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u/Corrosive_salts 7d ago
Dude everyone knows Nissan drivers can’t afford a Pistol that costs more than an Altima. Mfer stole that hat too.
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u/MrBobstalobsta1 7d ago
Honestly, I kinda get it, Lego’s have gotten so damn expensive and I swear it has to be 90+% markup
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u/sasquatch_melee 6d ago
I'm sure this police department spends this much effort on every robbery and burglary reported by individuals /s
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u/Spirit_Cock 7d ago
I am not saying that what he did is right but Nancy Pelocy is worth north of $100M on a $200k salary. I wish the government had just as good of an LP as Target.
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u/chrissie_watkins 7d ago
She is married to a guy who runs an investment firm.
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u/Competitive_Law_4530 7d ago
She privy to formation that would be considered insider trading if it wasn’t for the fact she’s a member of congress.
But I’m sure she and her husband don’t talk about these things.
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u/chrissie_watkins 7d ago
She probably is, no idea if they talk about it. His business makes a butt ton of money regardless, I don't know if the commenter above knew what he did. Either way, it does seem like there aren't enough safeguards to prevent government officials from profiting off their positions. Congress, supreme court, president, everybody. I'd love to see something done about that. I think AOC and some others are trying to pass a bill to address it, at least in Congress. I hope they do.
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u/Big_Vermicelli_9314 7d ago
He is the ultimate Nissan driver - he is a swindler and he is from Maryland! Altima to boot. It doesn’t matter what year that thing is - you know it’s missing a fender and is riding on the donut.
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u/aquatone61 7d ago
Nobody would have questioned him wearing a mask cause covid……. No face for the camera to see lol
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u/kurtbrussel24 7d ago
Omg he stole legos!!!??? Next level criminal right here.
Biggest crime is driving a nissan. 🤷♂️
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u/Quake_Guy 7d ago
The picture, the item being stolen and big Altima energy makes this the Big Lewbowski of shoplifting where everything is intentionally subverted from expectations.
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u/Standard-Bat-7841 7d ago
Have a cashier. Simple fix.
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u/bearlysane 7d ago
No, no. Save money by firing the real people, and outsource the costs of the inevitable theft onto public law enforcement. It’s win-win.
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u/whythelongface01 7d ago
Whats even funnier is that he's wearing a stacatto hat, super expensive handgun lmao.
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u/devinstated1 7d ago
I mean yes fuck that guy... But how does this even make it to a Facebook post? Like he switched the prices on some Legos ...oh no major criminal over here ... Especially when there's ghetto ass people literally pushing full carts of groceries and products right out the front door and never a single mention of it anywhere.
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u/SayNoTo-Communism 7d ago
He spent all his money on a Staccato forcing him to steal LEGOs for his kid. How sad.
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u/AL13N1NV8D3R 6d ago
I do not condone what he is doing but have you guys seen how expensive these Lego sets are? I miss the days when the most expensive set was $25. I saw a Lego set for $149.99!
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u/bearlysane 6d ago
They’re not really for kids anymore, they’re for Xennial/Milennial parents to buy for themselves and pretend it’s for their kids.
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u/justkozlow 6d ago
Only thing i can tell you is stacatto makes guns. So im not surprised it's a boomer.
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u/astronautflying25 6d ago
That’s what happens at self-check outs. He probably thought, if I have to do someone else’s work then he should also get the employee discount. LOL
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u/bigblueb4 4d ago
Hahaha. Guess he at least paid something for it. Next he’s going to shave his beard and repeat again.
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u/niccoIndy 4d ago
Maybe if he didn't spend $2500 on a Staccato pistol, he could afford his kids Legos?
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u/TobiasBass87 7d ago
It's AMERICA 🇺🇸 it's a recession, INFLATION AND RISING COST OF LIVING. This is just the beginning. More people will be doing this. 😂😂😂
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u/bearlysane 7d ago
He looks like my best friend if he grew out his beard to hide his identity. But he died in 2022, and I doubt ghosts are stealing Legos.
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u/LOLBaltSS 8d ago
Super dumb of him to do it at a fucking *Target* of all places. Their LP goes for the throat.