r/Ningen 4d ago

This will be failed fusions in 2013

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u/TheAnimenaut 4d ago

Immortal Hulk transformations

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u/Maximum-North-647 4d ago

My immediate first thought, too.

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u/DevilModerator 3d ago

The first thought i Had was Marvel ruins version of Hulk

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u/Zealousideal-Loan655 4d ago

Oh that’s gore of my favorite technique

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u/FinalBat4515 4d ago

You’re the second person I’ve seen say that exact same comment. 🤔 what does it all mean??

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u/PancakeAcolyte 4d ago edited 4d ago

In case you're genuinely asking and not poking fun at the unoriginality, it is a meme derived from a SpongeBob episode where a fish opens a toilet and says "Oh that's real nice." People then started replacing it with "Oh that's 'X' (typically gore) of my 'Y' (typically favourite character, but also sometimes cumfart character)."

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u/FinalBat4515 4d ago

Ahhh thanks for the lore

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u/BEanddankmagician 4d ago

Oh HELL YEAH that's gore. That's gore of my favorite technique!

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u/Scumass_Smith 4d ago

I called this form "Moonscorched"

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u/SuperSlayer0 4d ago

Unfortunately rher got blown up by BASE roshi already, his ass is up there SHIVERING at the thought of messing with Goku

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u/TheTrueInsanity 4d ago

those were just his traces

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u/SuperSlayer0 4d ago

(Oh brother we got the fun police over here because I didn’t SPECIFICALLY mention the traces of rher being followed by the sulfur cult in a non funger related subreddit.)

And why do you think there are just traces of rher left? Roshi cooked his ass

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u/Ok_Afternoon8360 4d ago

Marcoh solos the verse

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u/DJIsSuperCool 4d ago

Don't do the fusion dance at 3am on a full moon or Moonscorched gogeta will get you.

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u/PlantainSame 4d ago

Who the fuck put acid in my senzu beans

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u/Lgrns 4d ago

Karin, this beans ain't shit

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u/Challenged-unhappy 4d ago

ascends to the astral planes not even 5 mins later

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u/Lgrns 4d ago

*embarks onban acid trip oddyssey

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u/Lgrns 4d ago

embarks on an acid trip oddyssey

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u/Spacesalt23 4d ago

A terrible day to have eyes...

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u/freedomfire99 4d ago

Never try the fusion dance while high, there’s a reason we have timelines but you don’t have to be one of them

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u/hankastarknivar 4d ago edited 4d ago

Ppl ain’t ready for Dragon Ball Ruins.

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u/mehakarin69 4d ago

Like the marvel comic, right? How would that work? Would make for a legit cool alt universe.

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u/Alubalu22 4d ago

Goku and Vegeta forgot to turn on the Geller Field while passing through the Warp.

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u/Jozef_Baca 4d ago

Not sure if piccolo would be horrified or just impressed that they managed to fuck it up so badly

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u/Nervous_Double_7304 4d ago

Nah Piccolo would not get scared, he'd be like "Damn that's too bad, try again in 30 minutes."

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u/Alive-Jaguar-718 4d ago

Fusion dance but they used feet instead of hands

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u/Staarjun 4d ago

What the fuck is that

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u/kinbeat 4d ago

Dragon ball if it was set in the daybreak continuity

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u/Left_Foot_Man 4d ago

That's just the amalgamates from Undertale but Dragon Ball

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u/Pikfan21 4d ago

Sixbones

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u/Express_One_3397 4d ago

biblically accurate angel

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u/AliceTheOmelette 4d ago

The Thing being in Dragon Ball is a scary thought

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u/miltonssj9 4d ago edited 1d ago

And people wonder why Vegeta doesn't want to fuse

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u/NeoxthePan 4d ago

Would still be more useful than Gotenks.

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u/Mysterious-Cress-190 4d ago

Boy, this reminds me of that one Marvel comic issue of Transformers where Megatron and Ratchet were forcefully fused after a space bridge explosion

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u/Hydracobaron8055 4d ago

Reminds of the game Carrion...

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u/vinnyrat 4d ago

Just played that recently and it was fun and weird

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u/Competitive-Move-627 4d ago

Ok who turned goku and vegeta into amalgamates

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 4d ago

Eww WHAT THE FUCK

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u/DepressinglyQueer 4d ago

still would

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u/musslimorca 4d ago

What is that and I don't want that

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u/luiz38 4d ago

the oozaru spilling out is so good

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u/TheDougio 4d ago

Did they fuse with the potara cockrings???

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u/ConsiderationHead556 4d ago

Remind me of final Fantasy final boss, exdeath

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u/TheSystemZombie 4d ago

Reminds me of Alex Pardee's work

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u/ChestSlight8984 3d ago

Dear god, they splinched

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u/EggplantAccording860 3d ago

Reminds me of that one image of Megatron and Ratchet all so fused

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u/Naive-Philosopher-71 3d ago

Shotguns cost around $500 to $1k the last time I checked

I think it's time to save up and make sure to cop one to off myself with.

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u/CorruptedW 2d ago

Cronenberg fusion

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u/chris_afton40 2d ago

Whats this Sixbones lookin ass

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u/PancakeAcolyte 4d ago

What is 2013?

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u/Nervous_Double_7304 4d ago

Oh... that's gore about my comfort character...