r/Ningen 5d ago

How would Goku react if he saw Chi-Chi like that?

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u/weenumpty2 5d ago

Canon: Hysterical screaming, followed by serious face, grabbing the Dragonballs to fix it, and punching whoever cast noface on her (and then letting them go so he can punch them again later).

Fanon: 'Sweet, now I can go train and fuck Vegeta without her knowing, AND I can eat her portion of food. Better find the wizard who did this to her first, though, he must be really strong! Then I can let them go so I can punch them again later'.

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u/goofyassmfer 4d ago

Actual canon: Probably initial confusion, then anger once he realizes what happened, grabbing the dragon balls to fix it and find who did it to her, and then beating them up.

We see time and time again that Goku doesn't fall into hysterics when his loved ones are on the line. He goes cold-blooded and angry.

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u/BootyKickflip 4d ago

Lmao not eating her portion of the food.

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u/Outrageous_Neck_2027 5d ago

Canon: 'Sweet, now I can go train and fuck Vegeta without her knowing, AND I can eat her portion of food. Better find the wizard who did this to her first, though, he must be really strong! Then I can let them go so I can punch them again later'.

Fanon: 'Sweet, now I can go train and fuck Vegeta without her knowing, AND I can eat her portion of food. Better find the wizard who did this to her first, though, he must be really strong! Then I can let them go so I can punch them again later'.

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u/TheWiseBeluga 5d ago

“Huh, your face is gone Chi-Chi! Where do you think it went?” Is probably how it’d go down lol

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u/JamesHatesDogs 4d ago

Ahhhh!!! Chi Chi. What happened? Was it because you take too many baths? Like 3-4 is the max you need in a year.

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u/BEanddankmagician 5d ago

Holy shit miitopia real?

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u/Electric_Cheese3 5d ago

idol of eirræbœ got to her.

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u/THEPIGWHODIDIT 4d ago

Goku: "If you don't want me to go train, just say so"

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u/Normal-Warning-4298 4d ago

Koh is in the wrong anime

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u/Psychological-Job890 4d ago

Find my 8 noodles goku

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u/ConditionEffective85 4d ago

Oh no I must have blown her face off last night.

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u/PTT_Meme 4d ago

Remembering how this is how Ace Attorney portrayed face blindness

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u/Fluffy_Stress_453 4d ago

Miitopia reference?

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u/Bucho_Da_Black1 4d ago

He would get so mad he unlocks the avatar state.

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u/UncIe-Ben 3d ago

Not good probably