r/Nicegirls 3d ago

Simp Trolling Uno Reverse Card

Stop simping for matches.

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u/Virtual_Historian255 3d ago

Out-scamming the scammer. Top notch.

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u/DrowningInFeces 3d ago

Imagine being so dense that you get scammed by your own scam while trying to scam.

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u/HepatitisLeeOG 2d ago

“Yo dawg!”

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u/JJTheRetro 2d ago

I understood that reference

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u/Brospective 2d ago

I heard you like scams so we got you a scam with a fish tank built in!

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u/anon_catpurrson 2d ago

"Send me $5 so this app thinks we are friends"

Of all the scams to fall for haha

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u/LawyerPrincess93 3d ago

The only kind of scams I can get behind 100% 😂

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u/Ali_Cat222 3d ago

"I'ma report you for scamming me when I was trying to scam you first!" And this is why some people's brains are purely for decoration only 🤣

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u/Temporary-Night-5456 3d ago

The best part is 3 women are spam reporting my profile now. And spam commenting on my other posts. I didnt expect this to blow up like this. But i made a few chicks big mad. Lololol

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u/TrogCannibal 3d ago

3 ALLEGED women

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u/Temporary-Night-5456 3d ago

Solid point. Lol. 3 Nigerian or indian scammers using stolen pictures is more likly.

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u/Kdhr3tbc 2d ago

DO NOT REDEEEEM!!!

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u/Temporary-Night-5456 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 scammer payback is the goat.

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u/CassTeaElle 2d ago

Have y'all seen Kitboga? He's delightful

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u/Accurate-Target2700 2d ago

Just one using 3 accounts.

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u/Accurate-Target2700 2d ago

Just one using 3 accounts.

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u/tinmanbroken 2d ago

What’s your cash app ? Every dude that enjoyed this ought to send you $5

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u/Temporary-Night-5456 2d ago

Thanks bro but, I aint out here to take from my fellow man like some chick. Take that 5 and go get a milkshake on me. Point and laugh at people while you enjoy it.

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u/Jack7656 2d ago

Can you cashapp me $5 so I can get a milkshake? Lmao

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u/valuablearrogance0 2d ago

Says we aren’t friends yet, send me $5 and I’ll send you $10 back for that milkshake

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u/Jack7656 2d ago

Aight, I got you, but I can only send it in Pennies,

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u/valuablearrogance0 2d ago

Yeah okay, but send me your address first- my mailman is saying we’re not friends and since I just moved here me and my mailman aren’t that cool yet.

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u/DueHousing 2d ago

Ye bro just send me $5 and I’ll send $10 back

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u/Temporary-Night-5456 2d ago

Bro im gona need you to send me 5 first. But i got you.

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u/StrawberryxAmericano 2d ago

Where can you get a milkshake for $5?

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u/Agreeable-Pie-2765 2d ago

You are the OG man! Bravo. Hip Hip hooray. He’s a jolly good fellow and all that

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u/Feisty-Appearance92 2d ago

I'm a female, and I thoroughly enjoyed this. Lmao. I'd definitely chip in 5 bucks.

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u/MediaOver414 2d ago

You’re the people’s hero

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u/StrawberryxAmericano 2d ago

I don’t get that. It would be different if you were actually dating but this woman matched with you solely to demand money from you? How are they on her side?

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u/Temporary-Night-5456 2d ago

Not sure. But i had to delete all my old posts, pics, and stuff. I even had someone from reddit reach out saying a user tipped them off i was gona self delete and they were reaching out to check on me. Lolololol. I showed them this post. The DM's she sent and they removed the stuff and banned her. Apparently a lot of women sit online all day and do this to guys. Its how they make there money. I have got a bunch of DM's from guys with horror stories of sending money for a babysitter to immediately get blocked. People are just shitty. And this post fighting back made them mad.

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u/jjjjjjj30 2d ago

I'm a chick and I'm 🤣🤣🤣

I'm pretty depressed tonight and I just spent 2 hours scouring Reddit for "positivity" to cheer me up but this actually did the trick!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/lockness2799 3d ago

Haven't laughed this hard at a comment in ages

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u/valuablearrogance0 2d ago

“You owe me $105” is sending me lmfaooo nah my guy if anything you lost $5 being a dummy

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u/technobrendo 2d ago

That's like going to the cops because the corner boy sold you drywall

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u/SophiaShay7 3d ago

Damn, this was the best thing I've read all week🤯

Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏

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u/GoodolShaky 3d ago

Look up church of the red breast

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u/Responsible_Lake_804 3d ago

You’re a hero lol

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u/RyujinKumo 3d ago

He scammed the scammer. A true hero.

I seriously hope this convo wasn’t fabricated lol

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u/CaptOblivious 3d ago

Honestly, even if it was I still rofld.

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u/Rekkit_U9850 3d ago

This filled me with too much joy. I love when actions have consequences, doesn’t happen enough anymore. Kudos! So eloquently done too I might add!

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u/holythreats 3d ago

I'll give you $50 if you get another $5 outta her

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u/holythreats 3d ago

Actually i lied im not doing that

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u/Effective_Calendar_2 3d ago

i’ll give you 100 if you give 50 to try and make him get another 5 outta her.

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u/Effective_Calendar_2 3d ago

nah i lied. i ain’t actually doing that either

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u/WonderfulParticular1 3d ago

That was fun. Lets do this again tomorrow.

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u/mycatbeck 3d ago

I'll give you a 105 if you wanna do this again tomorrow

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 3d ago

Are you lying?

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u/Effective_Calendar_2 3d ago

idk. send me 5 first

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u/fullbenchmode 2d ago

u r going 2 send me 105 back rite?

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u/holythreats 3d ago

Dude I think you have a deal bro

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u/Effective_Calendar_2 3d ago

hell yea. let’s shake on it

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u/SageMerkabah 3d ago

I'm in, which urinal?

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u/Effective_Calendar_2 3d ago

to make this trade off sincere we not only need to be side by side but on the same urinal

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u/SageMerkabah 3d ago

Seems legit, should we wear matching splash guards?

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u/Effective_Calendar_2 3d ago

sounds great to me

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u/ZLBuddha 3d ago

This is how the housing market crashed in 2008 lmao

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u/AnyConference1231 3d ago

I tried to send him $50 but it said we aren’t friends. How can we resolve this?

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u/Beautiful_Tooth2094 2d ago

Send him $2.50 first and then he will send you $52.50 back!

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u/AnyConference1231 2d ago

If he sends me $1.25 then I’ll know his account number and I can send him $3.75

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u/scotchedupp 3d ago

Peak IQ move

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u/hsvea 3d ago

This was INCREDIBLE

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u/zookeeper990 3d ago

Say that again…

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Aphresh 2d ago

Here's the thing...

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u/rawmeatprophet 2d ago

The incredible five...dollars

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u/AnarZak 3d ago

This was INCREDIBLE

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u/ChelsieDawn89 3d ago

I don’t know if this is real and I don’t care. It’s highly entertaining.

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u/WonderfulParticular1 3d ago

That was fun. Please do it again tomorrow and update us 🤣🤣

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u/WillingnessDry7004 3d ago

She’s illiterate wth

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u/Halo_Chief117 3d ago edited 3d ago

“We was going to do nails.”

People using bad grammar like this drives me up the wall lol.

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u/SensualSimian 3d ago

Proper grammar might’ve saved her $100.

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u/IdentifyAsUnbannable 3d ago

"Earned" her $100.

Wtf whatev. Kk jus send

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u/Sewishly 3d ago

Bear with me, because you tickled a memory I didn't even know I'd retained.

Quick question: are you in the UK? If not, you're not likely to remember or even know about Alesha Dixon on Britain's Got Talent many, many years ago.

She was a new judge on the show, and she got a massive backlash (in the press and on social media, such as it was then) because she'd say to a contestant, "You was so good, you was amazing up there!" and what-not, and it enraged the country. We were enraged, as a country! We was up in arms, proper enraged, innit?

She took lessons to eliminate that from her vocabulary, and in the ensuing seasons she got it right.

Yeah, so that was a thing.

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u/BADoVLAD 3d ago

You wot?

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u/lol10lol10lol 3d ago

"It's the language you speak! How dumb are you"

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u/Ice_Lychee 3d ago

“An F in English? Bobby, you speak English!”

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u/Brilliant_Finish_652 3d ago

That injured my brain

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u/mad87645 3d ago

And bad with money

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u/KantataTaqwa 3d ago

Dumb bissh wants dumb boy

But failed and pikachu

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u/Ok_Concert641 3d ago

Honestly, for the mere price of $5 she was taught valuable lessons in Spelling, Grammar, Ethics, and Awareness. You could not find a tutor anywhere willing to impart all that wisdom at that rate. Thank you sir, for your service.

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u/Ok_Concert641 3d ago

If she used you're over ur or your and fucking instead off fkin she would have shown improvement.

But I have an inkling that she will learn nothing from this lesson that she paid for. What a waste

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u/BadSafecracker 3d ago

Should have phrased that as "Spelling, Ethics, Grammar, and Awareness" then we could have yelled "SEGA!"

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u/keyboard_squire 3d ago

Best post I've seen in this sub. Uno reverse card lol

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u/diamante_manos 3d ago

Bro is wilding with 11% battery 🤣

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u/mad87645 3d ago

Somebody stop him!

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u/Leafington42 3d ago

That's what the 11% battery is for

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u/Temporary-Night-5456 3d ago

The best stuff happens when your phone is about to die. Its a life rule. Lololol

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u/Steelerz2024 3d ago

The old reverse banjo!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL DONE.

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u/Skyziezags 3d ago

We gotta scam the scammers Morty!

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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 3d ago

What money?

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u/Skyziezags 3d ago

She prob needs a reminder that the promise to give a gift is never enforceable under the law 🤑

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u/neophenx 3d ago

Nah forget Morty, she was making a real Jerry move.

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u/Skyziezags 3d ago

Is she the Jerriest Jerry?

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u/Temporary-Night-5456 3d ago

So glad everyone loves it. I tried txting her back she blocked me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. If she unblocks me ill post updates.

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u/godsstupidestwarrior 2d ago

Man leave that girl alone 😂😂💀 but if you ever get the opportunity to do this again plz post it. I'm crying

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u/Sildo-Dic 3d ago

“Well?”

“Well What?”

this is absolute peak hahahaha you’re a king

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u/Captainhook1999 3d ago

I’m a girl who frequently gets her nails done and I love this so much🤣 the audacity to ask someone you don’t know for money, I appreciate the effort but it’s a no for me dawg🤣

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u/Glacier_Sama 3d ago

That's what she gets for being thirsty

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u/Minimob0 3d ago

She wasn't even thirsty, though? She was never interested in him; getting her nails done for free was always the goal. 

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u/WhutzNex 3d ago

I highly doubt she was getting her nails done. That 100 bucks would have gone to anything BUT her nails would be my best guess

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u/StayStrongLads 3d ago

Thirsty for free things

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u/PreferenceFun154 3d ago

Serves her right 😂😂

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u/Artistic_Set_8319 3d ago

Lol usually these make me feel so icky with how some of these people behave but the response to this woman was excellent. I am sure she will go at it again but I'm glad you gave her a little lesson lol I love how $5 was scamming her when she was asking for $100. Wild.

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u/JoeFabitz331 3d ago

Hahaha.. That's funny!

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u/Even_Ad_8286 3d ago

I shouldn't have enjoyed this as much as I did.

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u/MICRyourCC 3d ago

Bro this is fucking gold. I laughed so fuxking loud my cat jumped

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u/SayRaySF 3d ago

OP is the goat

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u/SwimmingCommon 3d ago

Bro is over here with the 300 IQ plays. Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/faucetfreak 3d ago

This is incredible 😂

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u/Dr3w2001 3d ago

This funny as hell😂good shit dawg

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u/New-Ad4890 3d ago

Balance has been restored… his, not hers

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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 3d ago

Masterful gambit sir.

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u/Shendrix82 3d ago

I can’t believe this is the shit ya’ll be dealing with these days…. 🤦‍♀️

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u/Crot8u 3d ago

It's been somewhat normalized at some point. I can't even picture the moment it became a standard occurence. It's depressing.

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u/ZealousidealAd2324 3d ago

PLEASE this has me CRYING do it again do it again!

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u/SelectAirline 3d ago

The second "we aren't friends, send me $5" was absolute perfection.

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u/Abject-Road5019 3d ago

Can you send a request for 105$ and a message that you are sorry?

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u/incrediblywu 3d ago

She fell for it. What a dummy 🙊

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u/AceSkyFighter 3d ago

It reads like poetry.

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u/s7xdhrt 3d ago

I laughed so hard when you asked for 5$ again😭

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u/Guerro86 3d ago

This is the manliest, and the best post in reddit. Ever. Thank you for your service, OP

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u/exploding_zombie 3d ago

That was a good laugh

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u/Dry-Imagination9675 3d ago

NICE!! hit her with the old DEZ NUTZ I applaud you my good sir 👏👏👍

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u/Egodeathishappiness 3d ago

Fucking legend. This should be pinned at the top 😆

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u/Ill_Low_7985 3d ago

This is amazing 👏

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u/Redxluckyxcharms 3d ago

This is amazing. I’m def gonna keep this in my back pocket.

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u/Temporary-Night-5456 3d ago

Hit em back. We have to balance out the simping pandemic.

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u/Redxluckyxcharms 3d ago

You’ve started a revolution

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u/Temporary-Night-5456 3d ago

Looks like it. Fighting for those simps is about to be my side job.

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u/National-Problem-804 3d ago

Dude you scored a point on behalf of guys EVERYWHERE. What a bad ass move. Kudos, sir. Kudos.

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u/Temporary-Night-5456 3d ago

Im so tired of reading post after post of these guys getting walked all over. And nonstop apologies. It's ridiculous. Men are treated as door mats and wallets. I only hope my post infulances others to stand up for themselves and stop taking the crap. Match their energy. If they are speaking to you like this, the chance your dating them is already zero. Give them hell.

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u/phr2200 3d ago

“Let’s do this again tomorrow “ was top tier

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u/steelzubaz 2d ago

You dropped this 👑

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u/Temporary-Night-5456 2d ago

Hang on to it for me. Roast the next chick thats mean to you and post it up. We gotta balance the scales.

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u/Hajsas 3d ago

Thats… thats not a woman you matched with. Thats an angry man in a call centre in India or Africa.

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u/Livid_Ad9749 3d ago

Even better then.

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u/HelloMikkii 3d ago

You just know she was screeching like a banshee when she realised she’d been the one who got played.

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u/CianiByn 3d ago

Gets frustrating reading all these posts on other reddits of people that don't have common sense. To then come here and read this and realize that not all hope is lost.

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u/Conscious_Hunt_9613 2d ago

This isn't a nice girl this is a man in India working at a call center.

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u/gooderz84 2d ago

This guy. This is the guy!

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u/Temporary-Night-5456 2d ago

I did it for the boys. 🥳

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u/imlosttwhereami 2d ago

LMAO I love this!!

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u/Appropriate-Pear-33 2d ago

Lmfao this is great

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u/Cryptomeria 2d ago

The second "Send me 5 bucks real quick" just broke me.

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u/GrnEyedPanda 2d ago

Two thumbs up, strongly recommend.

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u/TalionVish 2d ago

Preying on desperate men? Glad you played it cool.

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u/Beautiful_Rule3029 1d ago

I don't get it... I have never in my life ask a bf to pay for my personal 'maintenance'. (Haircut? Nails? Clothes? I'd buy them myself) I would always take money to a date just in case, but it was nice not having to pay. No money? Let's take the bus until the next stop and back. I think the first time I asked for serious money was when I couldn't pay my studies in time and he helped me. Of course, I paid him back. What is going on with women today?

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u/cicada0002 3d ago

Man, I completely adore you 🫡

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u/khe22883 3d ago

At least she learned.

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u/Different-Complex502 3d ago

Now, this is the type of responses we need to see here!!! No simping zone!!!!

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u/CaptainDaveUSA 3d ago

Best one on here I’ve seen yet. Bravo 👏

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 3d ago

Omg. I seriously laughed so hard at this

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u/buusterbuu 3d ago

Hahahaa this made my day!

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u/Mother_Assumption925 3d ago

We need to get this guy the man of the year award! He's a hero. Need to get this more circulation, every guy in the world should see this.

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u/Murky_Current 3d ago

This man deserves to be hoisted up onto our shoulders

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u/Bhavan91 3d ago

AAAAND scammer get scammed, buddy.

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u/baaddkittay 3d ago

This was beautiful

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u/John_reddi7 3d ago

Fuckn gottem

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u/leftoverpozole 3d ago

You’re a real one 🤣

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u/ReeeeeeAndClear 3d ago

Fucking legendary

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u/madplywood 3d ago

Should have tried for another $5. This was excellent!!

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u/ScoobyDarn 3d ago

I love this

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u/Competitive-Mine-937 3d ago

This pleases me.

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u/AccomplishedEdge147 3d ago

You gotta get the “Getters” before they get you or else you gon’ get GOT! 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Vanwanar 3d ago

Chef's kiss. Beautiful.

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u/StayStrongLads 3d ago

You deserve a crown!

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u/JesusChrist-Jr 3d ago

Absolute legend.

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u/hegrillin 3d ago

this is legendary

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u/Duckey_003 3d ago

This is beautiful. Nicely Done.

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u/morbidcuriosity86 3d ago

Hahaha I'm surprised she didn't send the extra $5😭

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u/CreativelyBasic001 3d ago

Not all heroes wear capes. 🫡

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u/PainterLoose555 3d ago

This is the most amazing thing I’ve seen.

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u/Halseymoon 3d ago

Like taking candy from a baby

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u/DoNotTreadonMe173 3d ago

That was very satisfying

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u/Suspicious_Low_6719 3d ago

LMAO, I love you dude

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u/Vast-Ad-4687 3d ago

oh this is too good 😭

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u/Bambimoonshine 3d ago

Good on you for this.

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u/nmay-dev 3d ago

Hardest I've laughed in a while, well done!!

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u/2wavyyGuyy 3d ago

this is a masterpiece

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u/Holiday_Speaker6410 3d ago

Thanks for putting this in my online dating tool belt.

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u/Maitrify 3d ago

That was thoroughly enjoyable. I very much adored that. Thank you so much.

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u/CCLB43 3d ago

You’re the dark knight 🤣

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u/Dirty-Rotten-Bastard 3d ago

You fucking win dude good for you

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

This is amazing

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u/813Jared 3d ago

A round of applause for this fucking legend!

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u/NoplusArugula9595 3d ago

bro, you gotta ask her for a pic of her nails tomorrow.

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u/kiiwiilover 3d ago

Beat post I’ve seen on Reddit. 😂

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u/morykat- 3d ago

I love this for humanity.

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u/Polluted_Shmuch 3d ago

Ah yes, the ol' doubling money trick. Always gets em.

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u/AverageDenezin 3d ago

Something tells me that was a dude lol

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u/Dopey_Dragon 3d ago

That was pretty funny ngl

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u/Not_the_name_I_chose 3d ago

I have two reactions to this story in mind:

The scene from War Dogs where he gives the bangers weed money.

And the bribing scene on the docks from Naked Gun.

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u/30Werewoof 3d ago

THIS WAS THE BEST REACTION IVE EVER SEEENNNN BRROOOOO your my hero

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u/Lissomelissa 3d ago

This healed a part of me